Caption Thread #20: And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

[vertpomme]

Larry as Evita
Somehow I don't think he'd be too pleased to wear a dress again

 

[zuropa_fit]

^but he had the slicked back hair already!

 

[Reggo]

There's, uh, acid in the beer that's in the red cups.
Wait, what?
That explains why Bono's hat is talking to the light fixture stock car pepper feeling.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high are you right now?
42.

 

[abelives]

There's, uh, acid in the beer that's in the red cups.
Wait, what?
That explains why Bono's hat is talking to the light fixture stock car pepper feeling.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high are you right now?
42.

 

[MissEno]

There's, uh, acid in the beer that's in the red cups.
Wait, what?
That explains why Bono's hat is talking to the light fixture stock car pepper feeling.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high are you right now?
42.

Larry's wrong, though. on the scale from 3 to 24 it is 8 that's the lowest and 22 is the highest.

 

[zuropa_fit]

42











That's a really cute pic of LMJ

 

[TedUK]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting' na na na na nup nup num.....
ohgod, not again. Is he back on the magic mushrooms?

(prompted by a family legend about my elderly mother, a glass of champagne and my sister's wedding reception)

Teddy

 

[lauramullen]

 

[secretly alone]

There's, uh, acid in the beer that's in the red cups.
Wait, what?
That explains why Bono's hat is talking to the light fixture stock car pepper feeling.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high are you right now?
42.

Genius. It took me minute to figure it out

 

[regnut8861]

(random karate noise for a kick.)
oh god, not again, was he watching The Karate Kid?

 

[Emiline]

Y'all this has got to be the funniest thread I've ever read in my life!

 

[BonoFox1]

^Welcome Emiline

There are 19 more threads like these and also check the Moobday captions

 

[Emiline]

Believe me, I have. Love them!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Welcome Emiline!
You may also find it interesting to know that during the Vertigo tour one of our lovely and talented PLEBAns, Cassandra, actually printed out a handful of these caps, assembled them into a book, and presented it to Edge himself! No word on if he actually read it, but it's great to know that at least our caps made it to the band.

Cassandra's story about giving the book to Edge.

The caption book thread

 

[Rachel D.]

Welcome Emiline!
You may also find it interesting to know that during the Vertigo tour one of our lovely and talented PLEBAns, Cassandra, actually printed out a handful of these caps, assembled them into a book, and presented it to Edge himself! No word on if he actually read it, but it's great to know that at least our caps made it to the band.

Cassandra's story about giving the book to Edge.

The caption book thread

Oh, no! Really? Don't let them see this stuff! It'll scare them away.

 

[BonoFox1]

^ahh Memories

I just noticed that Cassandra made a list of the caps that had made it into the book and mine did!! And ANTON GOT TO SEE MY CAPTION??!!
*I did use some of his pictures!*

 

[Reggo]

We need to make another one. We've got 4 years of caption history to pull from, too.

 

[BonoFox1]

We need to make another one. We've got 4 years of caption history to pull from, too.

YES!!! sounds like a plan There sure are a LOT of GREAT captions that no doubt will get the band laughing!!! Im sure this will inspire my FUNNY again!!


Didnt we send them a BonoSapian book too?


*UPDATE*

I liked this idea so much that I would like to start a new book and see if we can get it to the guys! I already printed 20 pages of captions and working on more! I am getting them from the Captions threads, Moobday Captions and the Macros thread (I guess I volunteer to make the book) and i'll use the same format as Cassandra did and also keep the same rules, nothing that would directly offend the band and or PLEBAns
As far as getting it to them, we will work on that later

I have almost all the supplies I need here @ work and I'll work on it and keep you guys updated and of course I'll need your opinions and such.
I am making alist of the plebans whose captions I'll use. once I have the list I'll let you know which caps I used and if you do not wish to be part of it just let me know

Be back later with an another update!!

 

[zuropa_fit]

That's so cool that you're doing it, Cecy! Can you bring a 'working copy' to the LA show? I wanna see it!!!

And although the previous one was before my time here, I'd like to think that it sits on some coffee table at HQ or Principal Mgmt.

 

[BonoFox1]

That's so cool that you're doing it, Cecy! Can you bring a 'working copy' to the LA show? I wanna see it!!!

And although the previous one was before my time here, I'd like to think that it sits on some coffee table at HQ or Principal Mgmt.

I'll make a spare copy (might not give it Bono since he looses everything) and YEAH would'nt it be great if the first book was being enjoyed by PMgmt!


1. If there are any particular captions from threads/years past that you guys want in the book let me know.
2. should we start a separate thread for this project or not?
3. AND MOST IMPORTANT "ON WITH THE FUNNIES!!"

 

[TedUK]

"Hello? Mothership calling Agent Adam. Please advise Edge to return to base ASAP. He doesn't appear to be taking calls.

Must Obey. Must Obey. Must Obey. Must Obey.......

Teddy

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[BonoFox1]

"hello? Mothership calling agent adam. Please advise edge to return to base asap. He doesn't appear to be taking calls.

Must obey. Must obey. Must obey. Must obey.......

Teddy

!!

 

[domo-kun]

^OMFG he's possesed. Love is wicked

:security: So those are them plebans Damn their crookshanks.

told ya, fuck.. I think where surrounded.

*yelp* anti-pleban device is failing... MOTHER?!

 

[MissEno]

1. If there are any particular captions from threads/years past that you guys want in the book let me know.
2. should we start a separate thread for this project or not?
3. AND MOST IMPORTANT "ON WITH THE FUNNIES!!"

I like the idea of a seperate thread. this way the old captions won't interfere with the new ones.

and can we choose captions from all the threads or only the most recent ones?

 

[Reggo]

I'll make a spare copy (might not give it Bono since he looses everything) and YEAH would'nt it be great if the first book was being enjoyed by PMgmt!


1. If there are any particular captions from threads/years past that you guys want in the book let me know.
2. should we start a separate thread for this project or not?
3. AND MOST IMPORTANT "ON WITH THE FUNNIES!!"

Yes, give it to Edge or Larry. Someone responsible.

I wish I had the time to sift through the years of caption threads and find the good ones.

 

[abelives]

Yes, give it to Edge or Larry. Someone responsible.

I wish I had the time to sift through the years of caption threads and find the good ones.

Do NOT. give it to Larry.

 

[last unicorn]

Yes, give it to Edge or Larry. Someone responsible.

Responsible?

Do you really think any member of the band will read the book?

If anything, it will scare them.

 

[lauramullen]

"Hello? Mothership calling Agent Adam. Please advise Edge to return to base ASAP. He doesn't appear to be taking calls.

Must Obey. Must Obey. Must Obey. Must Obey.......

Teddy

^OMFG he's possesed. Love is wicked



:security: So those are them plebans Damn their crookshanks.

told ya, fuck.. I think where surrounded.

*yelp* anti-pleban device is failing... MOTHER?!

 

[lauramullen]

Cecy