Irvine511
Blue Crack Supplier
do you like extremely lethal jellyfish?
why does everything want kill you in Australia?
do you like extremely lethal jellyfish?
Come to Geelong. We're close to Melbourne but are much better. You can drive along the Great Ocean Road, go surfing at Bells Beach, swim at the waterfront and get an unusual rash, hang out at the mall and get stabbed. But best of all you can visit me and Mysterious Jen.
Rhode Island?
November 2010: the adventure begins. in cairns.
where to go after that?
convince me where's best.
keep in mind that want to have my mind blown by the amazingness of the landscape, the wonder of the cuisine, and yet at the same time i need to make sure all my stereotypes of enthusiastic khaki shorts, the ladies Minogue, and "THAT's a knife" are wonderfully fulfilled as well.
a tall order, i know. but it is a big place, i hear.
What other cock themed maps do you have?
Well, I saved my Mapquest provided route from my old apartment on Long Island to your Mother's. That counts, right?
here's a map i found. how accurate is it?
So 2?
Yeah, I guess.
i always thought the backpacker murderers were further south, but yeah.here's a map i found. how accurate is it?
here's a map i found. how accurate is it?
here's a map i found. how accurate is it?
some people have way too much free time on their hands
you know what? screw you all! irvine, it's wonderful here. you won't want to go back to being canada's butt after you move here. we might have snakes and spiders and stuff, but you have republicans and guns. and unlike snakes, they're not more afraid of you than you are of them. and you can't smack them over the head with a shovel. unless they're retreating and you're in texas... but anyway.