Wankie, Zimbabwe Superthread

[Serena Vox]

Follow it with sour milk. Cartons of the stuff that burst on impact.

And some cottage cheese for good measure.

 

[Cin]

So Ax, I thought you'd be out there waving your flag for the Grand Final

 

[Axver]

Blood and guts and shit don't bother me. Spoilt food does. To no end.

: passes a glass of milk that's gone off :

 

[Axver]

So Ax, I thought you'd be out there waving your flag for the Grand Final

I'm going to go shopping during the first quarter since there'll be nobody at the supermarket!

And it's not as if Richmond made it anyway.

 

[Cin]

Canned spaghetti, though, is usually not all that bad. I can think of a lot worse, in any case.

I just wish I had somebody to cook for, then I'd put more effort into my food. Last night, I felt like enchiladas but just couldn't be arsed and made sausages. That was a dull dinner.

I wish I had somebody to cook for me!! Wanna move into my garage?

 

[Serena Vox]

I just wish I had somebody to cook for

:books plane ticket:

 

[Axver]

And some cottage cheese for good measure.

How about bits of mouldy and stale bread?

 

[Cin]

I'm going to go shopping during the first quarter since there'll be nobody at the supermarket!

And it's not as if Richmond made it anyway.

I was out at 12 and it was awful. Bogans everywhere picking up that last slab of beer.

 

[Axver]

I wish I had somebody to cook for me!! Wanna move into my garage?

How much do you pay and how long can a nerd like me expect to survive out there in the wilds of Geelong?

 

[Reggo]

And some cottage cheese for good measure.

: passes a glass of milk that's gone off :

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP! PLEASE!

Seriously, I'm going to pike.

 

[Cin]

We have food in our fridge at work that's been there for about 2 years. . .

 

[Axver]

I was out at 12 and it was awful. Bogans everywhere picking up that last slab of beer.

I figure that right now, there must be a huge rush on the Liquourland beside my supermarket.

But I'm sure once I get there just after 2, it'll be getting quieter! I don't mind missing the very start of the game. Even if Bonnie would kill me for saying that.

 

[Axver]

We have food in our fridge at work that's been there for about 2 years. . .

Reggo will never visit you, then!

 

[Serena Vox]

How about bits of mouldy and stale bread?

Why not the whole loaf? I'm sure it'd hurt on impact, too.

 

[Cin]

How much do you pay and how long can a nerd like me expect to survive out there in the wilds of Geelong?

well it is true that nerds are generally mocked and stared at here . . . . . maybe you could just courier it to me Lite and Easy style.

 

[Axver]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP! PLEASE!

Seriously, I'm going to pike.

Wow, this is far too easy. Golden showers do nothing, but food makes you want to pike?

 

[Axver]

well it is true that nerds are generally mocked and stared at here . . . . . maybe you could just courier it to me Lite and Easy style.

This could work. Is the pay good?

 

[Cin]

Wow, this is far too easy. Golden showers do nothing, but food makes you want to pike?

surely 2 girls 1 cup would do the trick.

 

[Cin]

This could work. Is the pay good?

no

 

[Axver]

surely 2 girls 1 cup would do the trick.

I bet Reggo looked up tubgirl out of idle curiosity.

 

[Axver]

no

Is it at least DECENT?

 

[Cin]

I bet Reggo looked up tubgirl out of idle curiosity.

i don't know what that one is but I'm guessing it's fairly disgusting

 

[The Sad Punk]

Seven showed the last thirty seconds of the 2005 Grand Final just before. Did not appreciate that.

 

[Axver]

i don't know what that one is but I'm guessing it's fairly disgusting

Apparently. I've made a point of never seeing it, goatse, or 2 girls 1 cup!

 

[Axver]

Seven showed the last thirty seconds of the 2005 Grand Final just before. Did not appreciate that.

Oh, you turned up just in time for my heretical behaviour!

 

[Cin]

Apparently. I've made a point of never seeing it, goatse, or 2 girls 1 cup!

the vague idea of those things makes me want to puke . . . . I will NEVER watch them but I'll still talk about it so others watch and I can laugh at them

 

[Reggo]

We all have our aversions.

Can we stop now, please?

Sis, I mean it. One more comment, and I'm gone.

 

[Axver]

We all have our aversions.

Can we stop now, please?

We have. But maybe you should answer my tubgirl post.

 

[Reggo]

We have. But maybe you should answer my tubgirl post.

WTFH is tubgirl?

 

[Cin]

oh god. the neighbourhood has already started with the doof doof music