Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Fly
A disturbance in the force brought me here. Is all well?
Awww. I spent an hour at a government office, which really wasn't pointless since hopefully the end result is going to be me getting benefits due to the whole legal blindness thing, but spending ANY time at a government office has a tendency to feel fucking pointless. Then I went into the city to find cordless headphones, only to discover the shops I visited either had them for exorbitant prices or didn't have any. So I did my grocery shopping and came home.
Pink Floyd have a song called Learning to Fly? What album is it on?
A disturbance in the force brought me here. Is all well?
How many tunnels will it enter?
Yep, it's on A Momentary Lapse Of Reason.
No, all is not well. I just had to speak the dreaded name of AMLOR.
A disturbance in the force brought me here. Is all well?
What is this...AMLOR you speak of? Do you need it taken care of? I might be able to do something for a fee
Oooh inspiration!!
It really is a crime
that the Government makes the blind
Fill out a form they cannot see
I'm sure it is quite pointless
That the the legally sightless
Have to jump through so many hoops
And even tell them about their poops
Just so they can get some transport
To places like the airport
And unlike you and me
It's because they can't fucking see!
The frustration sends them shopping
For headphones, but they end up hopping
Mad at the thought they can't get any
Because they're short of a measly penny
So instead they go for food
This puts them in a much better mood
To spend the rest of their day
Playing with those who stray!
Shit! I'll pay to see him taken care of
Will it involve a chopstick?
There'll be a couple of short passing entries. I think of them as foreplay to the long, hot, dark tunnel....which explodes into colour when the destination is reached
So you like it but hate hte album?
What really pisses me off is that now I need to go for some career capacity assessment. Seriously, what the hell? I'm studying! They're currently giving me the student benefit thing! I think this assessment will just be "I'm studying. I get eye fatigue. Study is hard enough. Can't work full-time while studying full-time. I can has moniez plz?"
NotAxver is a strange character. He photographs taxis, drinks beer, likes Australia and rather than looking like Adam Clayton on the October cover, he looks like Adam Clayton from the Get it Together performance.
It's absolute bullshit.
What pisses me off the most over here is that there are people who knowingly sit on their arse with no intention to ever get work etc. They live in state housing, pick up their benefit every week, drive fucking Holdens etc and all the boyracer cars, have satellite tv etc....then you get someone like our friend who had a back injury requiring surgery and he had to fight tooth and nail to get anything! Fucking governments.
It'll involve whatever you want it too baby
NotAxver is a strange character. He photographs taxis, drinks beer, likes Australia and rather than looking like Adam Clayton on the October cover, he looks like Adam Clayton from the Get it Together performance.
Oooh, sounds like an exciting trip. Will it be on a hot and dirty steam train, billowing with excitement?
Hum. I tried to sign in with my alter and now I can't access Interference whatsoever on my other computer.
Hum. I tried to sign in with my alter and now I can't access Interference whatsoever on my other computer.
VaduzOderTot got banned?
Also, The Unforgettable Fire is a fucking terrible album and almost every track is a complete dud, although MLK is a beautiful closer.
Ugh, exactly the same over here. I don't know how these people manage to bludge off the government, since I find dealing with them to be just about soul-destroying half of the time. My Nan got fucked around due to how she's only been in Australia a few years, and despite the fact she's a citizen, she still has to work rather than retire and get various seniors' benefits due to some obscure nonsense. She's 68 later this year, for god's sake!
And I'm a virgin with a 100% purity score
I'm sure it will be. I believe the driver gets very hot