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Old 07-25-2005, 09:59 AM   #1
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It's officially a new rule about sleeping with me

Anyone who is in bed with me, curled up behind my knees under the sheets, may only bite me with love. Anyone who bites me in anger will have his furry ass removed from the bed.

This is the rule Jake the Cat learned about this morning.

The rule goes for everyone, btw.
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:03 AM   #2
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Mmmm... biting with love....
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:08 AM   #4
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can we turn this into an " in bed " thread
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:20 AM   #5
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No.

It's a thread about biting and sleeping and how the two don't mix.
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what if you bite your pillow in your sleep?
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Well, ok, but it can only be with love, no matter what/whom you bite.
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how about love bites from me?
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Well, ok, but it can only be with love, no matter what/whom you bite.
but how i can i know why i bit it if i was asleep?
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how about love bites from me?

yes please
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Do you think Jake the cat learned a lesson or is he off plotting revenge
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we should have a poll on this !
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Do you think Jake the cat learned a lesson or is he off plotting revenge



Martha is going to pull back the covers one of these days and find a dead rat...most likely a teenage one
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how about love bites from me?
Love bites= no removal from the bed
Angry bites= furry ass removed

So you're ok, darlin'.
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Plotting revenge would require effort. Jake is presently snoring on the spare bed in here.
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what if i don't have a furry ass?
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Yer still out on it if you bite me and are mad when you do it.
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what if i'm mad and want to feel better and bite you for love
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Cassis, I worry that you're putting waaaaaaay to much thought into this...
Martha - watch your back, babe! And your neck, and your arms, and your legs, and your - well, you get the idea!
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Love bites= no removal from the bed
Angry bites= furry ass removed

So you're ok, darlin'.


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