It's Official #death

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Take the test to see in what weird and exotic way you will die!

http://www.zenhex.com/tests/edeath/index.html





here's mine:

I will be impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jet!

 

[cujo]

Stung to Death By A Swarm Of Killer Bees.

Wow!

Just like in My Girl. I'm such a romantic!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well since i plan on living to be well over 100 years old, i see no point of doing this quiz to jinx my chances.

your always trying to screw me over, arent you larrymullen.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

when am i not trying to screw you over, red ships of scabies-fester?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

you and your mullets.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

awww come on mullets are funny. I think your just jealous cause it doesn't say I deathbear

 

[cujo]

stalker.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you know it baby!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

awww come on mullets are funny. I think your just jealous cause it doesn't say I deathbear

insanely jealous!

 

[Lilly]

off with their heads i guess.

 

[u2popmofo]

Struck by a meteor

I cant wait!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

now deathbear doesnt have to be jealous anymore


Take my test damnit!!!!!

 

[ABEL]

When your death comes, you will be
Mauled by a mob of midgets!

 

[Angela Harlem]

A giant duck is going to crush me.

Damn.

 

[cujo]

I guess you should buy Aflac! insurance then damnit.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Will they pretoect me against Acts Of God?

 

[cujo]

If you get the extended omnipotent package.



I'm covered for bees... but midgets are an extra 5000.

 

[Angela Harlem]

hmm. are they acts of god too?

 

[cujo]

In large numbers.

A Little Person Deluge as it were.

it was the 11th plague, but it was only mentioned in the footnotes.

 

[Angela Harlem]

will they cover me against accents?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I'll get run over by a train at a railroad crossing

Who got the bear again?

 

[cujo]

will they cover me against accents?

Hondas or foreign... script or speech?

Read the fine print, or you'll be paying through your teeth.

After you lose them.

 

[nbcrusader]

I will be struck down by a meteor!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

alright i did the test.

maybe its because larrymullen has such a nice signature.

but at any rate, im supposed to die by being crushed by a train.

good times.

 

[beegee]

crushed by a train?
i'm not taking this test.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I got the cannibals, too.

Same a Lillybelle.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

alright i did the test.

maybe its because larrymullen has such a nice signature.

but at any rate, im supposed to die by being crushed by a train.

good times.

 

[nbcrusader]

Is "Stuck at a Kenny G concert" an option?

 

[IWasBored]

i guess i should be extra careful when i have a cold

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

holy shit! that is so beautiful and disgusting.