IT'S OFFICIAL #Advice

[Bonochick]

Don't sweat the petty things...pet the sweaty things.

P.S. I'm sorry I stole your ostrich, you-know-who. I hope we can still be friends.

More Love That I Should Give, Kat

 

[IWasBored]

*hands sweaty things a towel*

 

[~LadyLemon~]

oi

 

[Bonochick]

I could go for a sweaty rock star right now.

 

[Angela Harlem]

You could lick one too, if you were salt deficient.

 

[Bonochick]

I'll never fall asleep tonight...

 

[zoney!]

I will never wake up tonight!





Salt lick

 

[JessicaAnn]

I could go for a sweaty rock star right now.

I was driving around with my sister Sarah and her friend Amy ... we were listening to Ryan Adams.

It was Amy's official conclusion that, despite Ryan's slightly greasy appearance ... he was HOTT!

 

[zoney!]

I like things that are hot and slightly greasy...FOR LUNCH.

"I'm lovin it"

if you know what I mean.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I like things that are hot and slightly greasy...FOR LUNCH.

"I'm lovin it"

if you know what I mean.

You're humor provides me with much joy!

 

[Bonochick]

Ryan is cute beyond words...

Oh, to be Parker Posey for a day!!

 

[Bonochick]

My wallaper...

 

[zoney!]

Oh to be Parker Posey's boyfriend for a day.....

 

[Bonochick]

If I was Parker Posey for a day, and you were Ryan on the same day...would we make out?!

 

[zoney!]

 

[Bonochick]

Don't leave me hangin', baby!

 

[Ody]

interesting thought.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm hanging!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Parker Posey is such a riot. Has anyone here seen Party Girl??

 

[zoney!]

LUNCH

I never said I was going to be Ryan for a day.....I said I wanted to be Parker's boyfriend for a day. Let's make sure if you are going to be Parker, that I am not her boyfriend that day...that would mess up the WHOLE dream (for, I am not Ryan).

edit to answer LL: YES, I have seen ALL of Parker's movies.

 

[Bonochick]

Parker Posey is such a riot. Has anyone here seen Party Girl??

I've rented it probably about five times in the past two months.

"I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills."

 

[~LadyLemon~]

"You don't think I'm smart enough to work in your fucking library?"

This movie cracks me up, especially due to my ties to librarianship. heh.

 

[Bonochick]

"He's not a dick, he's a patron!"

 

[JessicaAnn]

If this window isn't brill I will go carnival freak crazy on your ass. I'm serious. I'll scratch your eyes out.

 

[Bonochick]

Who can forget Parker's lovely character in Dazed and Confused?

"Lick me, all of you."

"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

 

[~LadyLemon~]

"Lick me, all of you."

That one's a favorite of mine. You just loved to hate her in that one...

 

[The Absent One]

Ryan was on Jools Holland last night.

Sam's keyboard is REALLY dirty.

Meggie

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

You could get salmonella poisioning if you lick a turtle. Even your pet turtle.

It's true!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

?

 

[Bonochick]

I used to have pet turtles. I used to kiss them sometimes, but I didn't tell my parents cuz I knew they'd yell at me.