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Re: NICE SIG RR!

zoney! said:
PLEBA Crotch shots in signatures should not be allowed in IO :macdevil:

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:shocked: I wish there were crotch shots throughout all aspects of life! It's like a pulse check, it reminds me that I'm alive.

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You just wish you had thought to use it first :wink:
 
Re: Re: teeee heee heee heee

BonosBaby12 said:


But of course how else could we think up ways to scare the hell out of everyone? lol

Your sig is actually too big :reject:

They need to be kept around 50kb.. yours is over 100kbs..
 
Doozer61 said:

Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
And then you’ll have to make the call
I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me
I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we’ll table this for now
I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell
And we’ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains



www.jonathancoulton.com :yes:
 
dazzlingamy said:
Its ok, im a big girl :wink:

And when you're seeing a band you love for the first time... nothing can touch you!
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But...if this thread is deemed so offensive to IO rules, please lock or delete as appropriate :D
Nothing can touch you expect for spork weilding prommies and mods.
 
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