IO: I'm drunk. (and Sicy is looking fabulous tonite!)

[U2Man]

I'm drunk.

 

[Chizip]

 

[U2Man]

I need sleep but I cannot........................................................................

 

[U2Man]

 

[ZeroDude]

That looks pretty damn solid.

 

[yimou]

WTF ?????

Somehow i picture you more like this kind of drunk.

 

[redkat]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm disturbed

 

[easytiger]

NOT OFFICIAL

 

[Doozer61]

NOT OFFICIAL

 

[zoney!]

the mods have really been slacking around here.

this...then headache? What's next....a title-less IO thread?

 

[bono_man2002]

I officially have never been drunk

 

[zoney!]

 

[Mr. BAW]

I officially have never been drunk

I have...its not pretty....

 

[cell]

me last week on thursday after many drinks...



maggie: some guy gave me his phone number. he wants me to call him.

terry: give me the number. *dials number, leaves voicemail* hey, this is maggie's father. leave her the fuck alone!!

lani: *dials phone number, leaves voicemail* hi, this is lani, maggie's lesbian lover. you wanna do a threesome? *says other stuff i didnt hear*

me: *dials phone number, leaves voicemail* hi, this is maggie's mother. you cant have her, but you can have me anytime!


1 day later

guy we prankcalled texts me...

who is this??

who is this???!!!

me: oh shit whos texting me?

 

[Sicy]

NOT OFFICIAL

 

[Doozer61]

 

[U2Man]

What the hell happened to the title of my thread? Now everyone will think that I am the greatest arselicker on the internet ever

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Sicy]

That's what you get for not putting IO in your title

 

[redkat]

What the hell happened to the title of my thread? Now everyone will think that I am the greatest arselicker on the internet ever

 

[zoney!]

That's what you get for not putting IO in your title

my hero

 

[U2Man]

This thread might be relevant for some tonight.

 

[yimou]