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Old 12-26-2003, 01:01 PM   #1
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IO#Don't do this

End of the year wrap up

The following scenarios were taken right from the case files of Estrada Investigations aka what the BAW's do when they aren't here.


Don't tie one end of a rope around a tree branch and the other end to your belt and think it will keep your 225 pound body from crashing to the ground if you lose your balance while you trim a really tall tree. You will hit the ground...hard.


Don't balance a ladder against your wobbly backyard fence and lean your husky body over to your neighbor's side, trying to be helpful by trimming his tree branches. The wall will fall. And so will you.


Don't EVER hit your gardener with a rake because he let your dogs out. Adding racial slurs is a bad idea too...especially when you repeat them on tape to an investigator of Hispanic descent...who will be reporting said slurs to your homeowners insurance representative...also of Hispanic descent. You will get arrested. And the gardener will get a big settlement.


Don't put your face up close to the snout of your neighbor's growling dog and say in a playful voice "oooh what's a matter with the doggy!" He will bite you, dumbass.


Don't forget to put your neckbrace back on when you take pictures of your vehicle damage and give copies to the investigator. Especially if you just told him on tape that you wear it all day, every day. He will recognize you in the pictures Cletus McBumpkin. Oh yeah...put down the beer and the cigarette too. They don't go well with pain meds.


Don't trip yourself repeatedly and say outloud while the tape recorder is running "I don't know what's wrong with me, I just keep tripping!" Um...okay, this normally wouldn't be so bad unless you've just filed a claim because you tripped leaving the home of a hairdressing client.


Don't think that cleavage or a glimpse of thigh will get you anywhere.
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It's been a good year then?
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Old 12-26-2003, 03:43 PM   #4
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Re: IO#Don't do this

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Don't think that cleavage or a glimpse of thigh will get you anywhere.



Well, I can fudge a little bit, BAW won't know!!!
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you can think about it all you want...just don't do it
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I'll just start advertising Undercover work!! then call it a confidential work product....!
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Those are great!

I remember watching TV shows on insurance scams and how they get caught on camera. This guy who had an "injured" arm actually hit himself hard with a stick of some kind right before seeing a doctor.
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I will have more tomorrow...I am too full of excitement at the pending Interland get together. Icelle is going to be here in an hour. We are going to drink and stay out late.
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Those are hilarious, Char!

Have a few for me, tonight, girl (though I've done a pretty good job of that myself already, hehe ).

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