431. He thinks his mom is hot.
432. He thanks God everyday that he can tolerate the smell of his own snot...otherwise how would he be able to live with himself, breathin' that in constantly???
433. He likes to bury treasure in his front yard (though I don't know if you could really describe it as "treasure"...).
434. He collects empty tennis ball containers and is trying to create new lifeforms in them.
435. He wants to construct a hamster wheel big enough for him to run in.
436. He wants to name his first born child after David Hasselhoff (yes, even if it's a girl...).
437. He enjoys covering his body in paste and rolling around in pine needles.
438. He likes to gnaw on wood because he has a secret desire to be a beaver.
439. He tied a bunch of helium balloons to himself, in hopes of being able to fly. Unfortunately, he tied them all to his hat.
440. He worships claymation characters.
432. He thanks God everyday that he can tolerate the smell of his own snot...otherwise how would he be able to live with himself, breathin' that in constantly???
433. He likes to bury treasure in his front yard (though I don't know if you could really describe it as "treasure"...).
434. He collects empty tennis ball containers and is trying to create new lifeforms in them.
435. He wants to construct a hamster wheel big enough for him to run in.
436. He wants to name his first born child after David Hasselhoff (yes, even if it's a girl...).
437. He enjoys covering his body in paste and rolling around in pine needles.
438. He likes to gnaw on wood because he has a secret desire to be a beaver.
439. He tied a bunch of helium balloons to himself, in hopes of being able to fly. Unfortunately, he tied them all to his hat.
440. He worships claymation characters.