U2Bama
Rock n' Roll Doggie
As my final tribute to deathbear/zoomerang96, I post tis thread as a question, a suspicion, as to whether events have taken place over the last 13 months for a passing of the torch between two originally unlikely parties: the entity originally known as "zoomerang96" and the one originally known as "melon."
Veterans will recall that zoomerang96 was originally a rather serious-minded member of www.interference.com who frequented Free Your Mind and posted/took part in the most merited of political and religious threads, one of which attracted the membership of melon via disagreement, who has come to be one of the most respected debaters the Left has to offer in Free Your Mind. Since that time, "zoomerang96" has fallen into a lousy state of ego-ridden multiple personalities posting weird, uneventful and humorless posts in an attempt to gain popularity. Gone are the savvy debate skills, replaced with nothing more than a meaningless collection of threats and radiohead lyrical excerpts.
It seems of late that melon has taken on similar personalities via his own multiple handles; we have "Ass Hare," which was begun during an alleged melon absence that never occurred, and we have "Whortense," "Malibu Whortense," a satire of cheap Hollywood fashion I suppose, and "Ormus" who is indeed a skilled theology debater based on a Zoroastrain prophet.
We still have the traditional "melon" posts of the utmost seriousness, and it is not to say that the new handles do not offer certain subliminal critiques of today's society. But some of the Whortense posts are as odd as those of "Supreme Cutlas," and seem all-the-more unlikely coming from melon. Some research into the matter revealed that the name "whortense" came from the imagination of "deathbear" when he was only 5 years old (I think he is only 7 now) and shared with melon. I think that explains much of the similarity between the 2 entities; perhaps they entered a mutual, private agreement that when deathbear leaves for Europe or wherever, melon, via "whortense," would carry the torch of silliness. I think that plan will work, only I hope that the debate-mode "melon" will remian.
Another possibility which crossed my mind a few weeks ago was that diamondbruno8/"Diamond the U2 Parrot would pick up the tradition as he has the silliness, the indecipherable lingo, and the over-delusional ego characteristic of deathbear. But something didn't seem right. The delivery wasn't there. Instead, it came in the form I would have least expected it, the genius of the ever-serious melon.
It will be an interesting 6 months of an open-ended airplane ticket to Europe, to say the least.
~U2Alabama
Veterans will recall that zoomerang96 was originally a rather serious-minded member of www.interference.com who frequented Free Your Mind and posted/took part in the most merited of political and religious threads, one of which attracted the membership of melon via disagreement, who has come to be one of the most respected debaters the Left has to offer in Free Your Mind. Since that time, "zoomerang96" has fallen into a lousy state of ego-ridden multiple personalities posting weird, uneventful and humorless posts in an attempt to gain popularity. Gone are the savvy debate skills, replaced with nothing more than a meaningless collection of threats and radiohead lyrical excerpts.
It seems of late that melon has taken on similar personalities via his own multiple handles; we have "Ass Hare," which was begun during an alleged melon absence that never occurred, and we have "Whortense," "Malibu Whortense," a satire of cheap Hollywood fashion I suppose, and "Ormus" who is indeed a skilled theology debater based on a Zoroastrain prophet.
We still have the traditional "melon" posts of the utmost seriousness, and it is not to say that the new handles do not offer certain subliminal critiques of today's society. But some of the Whortense posts are as odd as those of "Supreme Cutlas," and seem all-the-more unlikely coming from melon. Some research into the matter revealed that the name "whortense" came from the imagination of "deathbear" when he was only 5 years old (I think he is only 7 now) and shared with melon. I think that explains much of the similarity between the 2 entities; perhaps they entered a mutual, private agreement that when deathbear leaves for Europe or wherever, melon, via "whortense," would carry the torch of silliness. I think that plan will work, only I hope that the debate-mode "melon" will remian.
Another possibility which crossed my mind a few weeks ago was that diamondbruno8/"Diamond the U2 Parrot would pick up the tradition as he has the silliness, the indecipherable lingo, and the over-delusional ego characteristic of deathbear. But something didn't seem right. The delivery wasn't there. Instead, it came in the form I would have least expected it, the genius of the ever-serious melon.
It will be an interesting 6 months of an open-ended airplane ticket to Europe, to say the least.
~U2Alabama
