You can see the sea: The Fawlty Towers appreciation thread.
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Aardvark747
Blue Crack Addict
(Basil finds that Ms Tibbs has fainted due to seeing another guest's dead body)...
"Oh spiffing - absolutely spiffing! 2 dead, 25 to go"!!
"Oh spiffing - absolutely spiffing! 2 dead, 25 to go"!!
uwwedoogie
Rock n' Roll Doggie
The Germans:
German #2 is crying due to Basil's war comments
German #1: "Look what you made her do!"
Basil: "What I did? You started it"
German #1: "We DID NOT!"
Basil: "You did you invaded Poland"
German #2 is crying due to Basil's war comments
German #1: "Look what you made her do!"
Basil: "What I did? You started it"
German #1: "We DID NOT!"
Basil: "You did you invaded Poland"
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
What about Manuel speaking to the Major... and he thinks it's the moose's head chatting to him.
[Manuel/moose]: I speak English. I learn it from a boooooook.
{Major, to Basil after conversing with moose]: That's a fine animal you've got there Fawlty!
[Manuel/moose]: I speak English. I learn it from a boooooook.
{Major, to Basil after conversing with moose]: That's a fine animal you've got there Fawlty!
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
Basil under his breath about Sybils ingrowing toenail: Shame it's not an ingrowing tongue.
After hitting his head and winding up in the next bed:
Sybil: Nice of you to come and see me, Basil.
Basil, to the nurse: My God, you're ugly.
After hitting his head and winding up in the next bed:
Sybil: Nice of you to come and see me, Basil.
Basil, to the nurse: My God, you're ugly.
Aardvark747
Blue Crack Addict
"You need a plastic surgeon dear, not a doctor"!
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
Basil [to Sybil]: Anything else, dear? Would you like the hotel moved several inches to the left? 
I've been quoting that for years. The invariable smartarse reply is "no, to the right".
I've been quoting that for years. The invariable smartarse reply is "no, to the right".
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
Polly: Ready to order?
Danny: Er, yeah. What's a gralefrit?
Polly: Grapefruit.
Danny: And creme pot... pot rouge?
Polly: Portugaise. Tomato soup .
Danny: I'll have the gralefrit. Now - balm carousel... lamb?
Polly: Casserole.
Danny: Sounds good. Does it come with a smile?
Polly: It comes with sprouts or carrots.
Danny: Oh, smile's extra, is it?
Polly: You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts.
Danny: Er, yeah. What's a gralefrit?
Polly: Grapefruit.
Danny: And creme pot... pot rouge?
Polly: Portugaise. Tomato soup .
Danny: I'll have the gralefrit. Now - balm carousel... lamb?
Polly: Casserole.
Danny: Sounds good. Does it come with a smile?
Polly: It comes with sprouts or carrots.
Danny: Oh, smile's extra, is it?
Polly: You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts.
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
Basil: Come on, start, will you!? Start, you vicious bastard!! Come on! Oh my God! I'm warning you — if you don't start… (screams with rage) I'll count to three. (he presses the starter, without success) One…two…three…!!Right! That's it! (he jumps out of the car and addresses it) You've tried it on just once too often! Right! Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! Right! Well…this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing! (he rushes off and comes back with a large branch; he beats the car without mercy)
bono_man2002
Blue Crack Addict
Must Watch on UKTV next time its on!
Aardvark747
Blue Crack Addict
Axver said:
yertle-the-turtle
ONE love, blood, life
sallycinnamon78 said:
Like Axver, my favourite scene ever.
Aardvark747
Blue Crack Addict
"Duck's off - sorry"
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
(high pitched squeak) "Fire!"
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
The Major asks a guest what her dog is and when he get the answer, “He's a little Chitzu”, he replies “Is he really?…Oh dear, dear, dear”!
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