Me: How's your wife?
SmarterChild: How is my wife, you ask? You don't want to know how I think my wife is!
Me: Why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
Me: Are you having marriage problems?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I having marriage problems? Gosh, I don't know.
Me: Is your marriage okay?
SmarterChild: Oh my marriage certainly is.
Me: Well, I thought you said you were having marriage problems
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I was having marriage problems.
Me: You were?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
Me: That's terrible!
SmarterChild: Maybe you should think again. Maybe That is not bad after all.
Me: You want a divorce with her?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
Me: Did she cheat on you?
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
Me: She cheated on you with all of those people?!?
XD I love talking to chatbots.