Victory Beach, New Zealand Superthread

[Axver]

Life. *cracks self over the face with a brick*

Your best friend shagged the Croat?

 

[liamcool]

Your best friend shagged the Croat?

No.

 

[Reggo]

Stop replying?

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

You don't have to make them talking to yourself.

Yay! The thread died there for a minute.

 

[Reggo]

And there it goes again.

 

[Axver]

It's Khan's fault.

 

[coolian2]

I blame Bono.

 

[Axver]

Nah, Khan's worse than Bono. At least Bono doesn't like Duran Duran.

 

[Reggo]

It's Khan's fault.

*Shatner* Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

 

[coolian2]

Nah, Khan's worse than Bono. At least Bono doesn't like Duran Duran.

I wouldn't be sure of that.

 

[Axver]

I wouldn't be sure of that.

OK, War era Bono didn't like Duran Duran.

He probably now dances around the house in his undies to Hungry Like The Wolf.

 

[Reggo]

I wouldn't be sure of that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bono likes Duran Duran. As far as I can tell, only Adam has any sort of taste in music of any of them.

 

[coolian2]

So in the last two days I've booked tickets to Top Gear Live and Billy Connolly.

 

[coolian2]

OK, War era Bono didn't like Duran Duran.

He probably now dances around the house in his undies to Hungry Like The Wolf.

Bono =/= Khan?

 

[Reggo]

So in the last two days I've booked tickets to Top Gear Live and Billy Connolly.

Big Yin *iz jealous*

 

[liamcool]

So.

 

[Axver]

So in the last two days I've booked tickets to Top Gear Live and Billy Connolly.

I hate you. Why the hell is Top Gear going to Sydney instead of Melbourne anyway?

Wonder if Billy Connolly'll be here too ... I presume he should be.

 

[Axver]

What. It seems like Billy Connolly's tour is just hitting New Zealand. Now, that's awesome and all, New Zealand deserves more attention and Australia less, but it doesn't help me right now!

Fuck you, Melbourne, for being on the left rather than right side of the Tasman.

 

[Reggo]

Why do you live in Melburnia if you hate it so much, Ax?

 

[liamcool]

Why do you live in Melburnia if you hate it so much, Ax?

I kicked him out of my house.

 

[Axver]

Why do you live in Melburnia if you hate it so much, Ax?

No, I love Melbourne, that's why I live here. It's my favourite city I've ever been to. But fuck it for being in Australia rather than New Zealand. It would be perfect if the non-existent God decided to lift Melbourne up and plonk it down on the Canterbury Plains or somewhere in the Maniototo or Strath-Taieri.

 

[coolian2]

What. It seems like Billy Connolly's tour is just hitting New Zealand. Now, that's awesome and all, New Zealand deserves more attention and Australia less, but it doesn't help me right now!

Fuck you, Melbourne, for being on the left rather than right side of the Tasman.

Wow, that's weird.

 

[coolian2]

No, I love Melbourne, that's why I live here. It's my favourite city I've ever been to. But fuck it for being in Australia rather than New Zealand. It would be perfect if the non-existent God decided to lift Melbourne up and plonk it down on the Canterbury Plains or somewhere in the Maniototo or Strath-Taieri.

plz bring guverment.

 

[liamcool]

So.

Holy fuck, my 6000th post was a goddamn epiphany.

 

[Axver]

plz bring guverment.

You want Stephen "dithering idiot" Conroy to filter your Intarwebz?

 

[coolian2]

Holy fuck, my 6000th post was a goddamn epiphany.

Congratulations.

 

[Reggo]

I kicked him out of my house.

No, I love Melbourne, that's why I live here. It's my favourite city I've ever been to. But fuck it for being in Australia rather than New Zealand. It would be perfect if the non-existent God decided to lift Melbourne up and plonk it down on the Canterbury Plains or somewhere in the Maniototo or Strath-Taieri.

Gotcha

 

[Reggo]

Holy fuck, my 6000th post was a goddamn epiphany.

 

[coolian2]

You want Stephen "dithering idiot" Conroy to filter your Intarwebz?

I didn't mean your government, I meant any government.

 

[Reggo]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the evening is over. We hope you've all enjoyed yourselves and we'll see you all again in 1974.

Good evening!

 

[Axver]

I didn't mean your government, I meant any government.

Let's leech off Norway or some other awesome Scandinavian social democracy.

Oh wait, I forgot, socialism doesn't work. All those low crime rates, high life expectancies, high GDPs, and high qualities of life in Scandinavia are just commie propaganda.