ugly people who are only attracted to hot people

[Zoomerang96]

i'm gonna go ahead and open the floor to everyone here, and expose myself.

you're mine for the taking.

ask me anything. i'm bored. ask a question or two, but only ask serious shit.

it has to be imaginative. don't ask if i shave my legs. you don't want to know.

ask me if i have a girlfriend, ask me how much money i make, ask me my cup size, i don't give a shit.

it's time to come clean.

...or something.

forgive this thread in the morning, for i will be sober, and it will stick suck.

 

[Calluna]

OK, what is this mysterious job that you are always alluding to?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm a sales consultant for a radio corporation.

i look after all the entertainment end of things...

concerts, that sort of thing.

 

[Calluna]

Wow, I can't believe you actually answered that. Thanks.

Do you really wear a suit and tie to work every day?

 

[Zoomerang96]

yes, that i do.

and i like wearing them...i'm surprised. it's nice...i think it's cause i've always admired the way people dressed back in the day...even the homeless wore suits.

everything is so casual these days...it's nice to be different.

 

[AvsGirl41]

Do you have your own office? Do you have photos of smiling happy people atop a desk?

 

[Zoomerang96]

not really an office...a cubicle. but not really. hard to explain.

i have a picture of feist on my wall...or i wanted to anyway. was gonna find one today, but it never happened. funny you should ask...

 

[-macphisto-]

who is that picture of?

 

[Zoomerang96]

my avatar?

it's a picture of myself.

 

[lmjhitman]

you're hot.


sorry, that wasn't a question.

 

[Zoomerang96]

then what was that?

 

[-macphisto-]

my avatar?

it's a picture of myself.

Ya, your avatar

but your full of it, who is it really? The truth and nothing but the truth

 

[Zoomerang96]

Ya, your avatar

but your full of it, who is it really? The truth and nothing but the truth

it's actually my pet brother, i don't know why i call him gerald.

*ting ting sings the bike's horn thing

this should put htat quesuton to wrest, yes?

 

[marik]

what did you drink tonight?

 

[-macphisto-]

it's actually my pet brother, i don't know why i call him gerald.

*ting ting sings the bike's horn thing

this should put htat quesuton to wrest, yes?

ok then, who is the greatest basketball player ever to play the game, and it doesnt matter if he ever played in the NBA or not?

 

[Zoomerang96]

what did you drink tonight?

i had some water before.

is that really the best you could do?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

if you could bring back only one of your alters what would it be or would you create a new one altogether.

 

[Zoomerang96]

nice question, mullen.

i'd probably bring them all back, 7ust to see if it might confuse some people.

i guess i miss supreme cutlas the most though. if i could use him, i'd post in everything you know is wrong all the time, and talk about how amazing post 2000 u2 is.

i wanted a new alter, and i even registered a guy by the name of caisenma a while ago. i forgot about the rules of my reinstatement, however, and that name was banned. i'm to only have one name, and that's fine. i kept this current one because it was my first, and because it was registered in 7une of 2000...a very very long time ago, but created at one of the most spectacular points in my life.

2000 and before.

2001 was an interesting year, especially the beautiful fall that saw me travel throughout western europe.

2002 sucked

2003 was interesting

2004 was the worst year of my life

2005 has been good.

now where's my EMO ticon... :SexyStank:

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

how's this?

Isn't it neat how we can post in the future now?

 

[zonelistener]

What happened to the journalism thing? Do you still freelance?

Are we still asking serious questions?

 

[JessicaAnn]

if you could bring back only one of your alters what would it be or would you create a new one altogether.

On that note, which alter are you glad is dead and gone?

 

[Zoomerang96]

What happened to the journalism thing? Do you still freelance?

Are we still asking serious questions?

no 7ournalism.

people can ask serious questions.

people shouldn't necessarily expect serious answers.

ooh...how coy!

that's me...a rhinestone cowbow.

leo tolstoi

b boy

k-os

yeah yeah yeahs

 

[Zoomerang96]

On that note, which alter are you glad is dead and gone?

none of them, they were all kinda cool.

especially cow of the seas.

COW OF THE SEAS! what a name!

 

[U2Girl1978]

Ok sooooo who is caisenma(sp)?

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

What do you REALLY look like?

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

what's with the title of this thread?

 

[Zoomerang96]

Ok sooooo who is caisenma(sp)?

i am caisenma.

 

[Zoomerang96]

what's with the title of this thread? [/QUOTE

put it to you this way

someone such as yourself would never be attracted to someone such as myself.

well, not usually, anyway. very rarely.

 

[Zoomerang96]

What do you REALLY look like?

i still haven't figured it out either.

 

[Dulce de Leche]

i'm a sales consultant for a radio corporation.

i look after all the entertainment end of things...

concerts, that sort of thing.

So do you think you're hot? Should we all be attracted to you?