The Temple Bar: The Return of Tre and the Lemon UYFA!

[elevated_u2_fan]

Whoever thought up lolcats deserves the Nobel Prize or something...

 

[UberBeaver]

Just because this made me laugh this morning

That's awesome.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Beav,

have you seen the trailer for Shoot Em Up? It's got Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and a certain Monica Bellucci... Thought you might like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlx4n_ibNZE

 

[No spoken words]

I saw that trailer before a film I recently saw, and thought that it SHOULD have been cool, but just wasn't. This from a guy who thinks Clive Owen is the best actor working today.

 

[DaveC]

All of a sudden I've been waking up at 8:00 every morning. Not that I mind, considering I was waking up mid-afternoon every day before, but damn am I tired...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I saw that trailer before a film I recently saw, and thought that it SHOULD have been cool, but just wasn't. This from a guy who thinks Clive Owen is the best actor working today.

My expectations are low so I'm not too worried, one of the best things about being a pessimist is that you are always prepared for the worst and pleasantly surprised when something is better than you had anticipated...

Still, it’s probably a rental; a movie has to be pretty good to drag me out to a theatre these days…

 

[UberBeaver]

Awesome cast. Looks good. I'll preobably rent it. I like to be in my house, alone, when I watch Monica Bellucci films. I saw Passion of the Christ in the theatres - that was a mistake. You'd think people watching a movie about Jesus wouldn't mind if we all "prayed in our own way," right? WTF?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Awesome cast. Looks good. I'll preobably rent it. I like to be in my house, alone, when I watch Monica Bellucci films. I saw Passion of the Christ in the theatres - that was a mistake. You'd think people watching a movie about Jesus wouldn't mind if we all "prayed in our own way," right? WTF?

that's wrong on many levels...

What is the CoNJ stance on "praying in your own way"?

 

[UberBeaver]

CoNJ would say, "You've got to pray just to make it today." As well as, "And I'll climb the hill in my own way." Probably more, but I haven't completely translated all the books yet. I think there's something about "Do unto yourself as you would have Monica Bellucci do unto you..." in there. Probably in Acts of the Apostles or something.

 

[No spoken words]

I think that if Monica Bellucci could just meet me, you know, she'd realize that we'd make an amazing couple.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Awesome cast. Looks good. I'll preobably rent it. I like to be in my house, alone, when I watch Monica Bellucci films. I saw Passion of the Christ in the theatres - that was a mistake. You'd think people watching a movie about Jesus wouldn't mind if we all "prayed in our own way," right? WTF?

Also, nsw

 

[No spoken words]

LMPA, in a few weeks, you'll know what I'm talking about, as a shy/reserved/introverted/freakishly silent/dorkish NSW meets up with you in NYC. You'll walk away from that encounter thinking that Monica would like me, as long as she likes shy/reserved/introverted/freakishly silent dorks.

 

[UberBeaver]

I think that if Monica Bellucci could just meet me, you know, she'd realize that we'd make an amazing couple.

She'd probably tell you to GFY nd STFU like a normal person would.

 

[No spoken words]

She'd probably tell you to GFY nd STFU like a normal person would.

Right, right, but after that, THEN she'd kind of know that we had a future together.

 

[UberBeaver]

She might think her head might have a future in your fridge, but that'd probably be about it. Good luck though. ANd I'll rip you to shreds if you touch her.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Can it be 8:00 tonight already? I want to know whether or not I like my new teacher or not.

 

[No spoken words]

She might think her head might have a future in your fridge, but that'd probably be about it. Good luck though. ANd I'll rip you to shreds if you touch her.

This could be the thing that drives a true wedge between us. No more nice and friendly "GFY" or "STFU", no. This will turn nasty. But you know what, Beav? I like when things get nasty, I grew up in The Bronx, nasty is my element. You're fucked.

 

[UberBeaver]

I grew up in on Long Island. I'll get pictures of your mother snorting coke off the cabana boy's unit and blackmail you. Then I'll sue you for defamation.

 

[No spoken words]

I grew up in on Long Island. I'll get pictures of your mother snorting coke off the cabana boy's unit and blackmail you. Then I'll sue you for defamation.

You win.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Damn it, I thought this was going to get ugly.

 

[No spoken words]

It was gonna get ugly, but who knew he had those photos of my Mom?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok you two have to find other ways to entertain me for the remainder of the day now.

 

[RedRocksU2]

It was gonna get ugly, but who knew he had those photos of my Mom?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

It was gonna get ugly, but who knew he had those photos of my Mom?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hey guys

Maybe you two can, er... nevrmind.

 

[RedRocksU2]

*tumble weeds*

 

[RedRocksU2]

*Looks for someone to have a drink with*

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Well I asked to be entertained and no one wanted to do it.

 

[RedRocksU2]