The Temple Bar: The Return of Tre and the Lemon UYFA!

[elevated_u2_fan]

*waits to have CoNJ explained to him

 

[UberBeaver]

Well, I started thinking about Jesus one day, and I came to the conclusion that even though he was a nice guy and all that, he really did shit out of spite. Like, you know when you're arguing with someone and they don't get mad, so that makes you more mad? That's how I think Jesus was, spiteful mother fucker that loved pissing people off - "here, now slap THIS cheek, bitch. You're still wrong, douche." Then he'd buy them a beer. So I'm living my life in the image of this New Jesus, hence the Church of New Jesus - CoNJ. Somewhere I have new translations of parts of the Gospels. I'll try to find some when I have time later.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Nothing is worse than having your foot fall asleep at work.

:applause: @ CoNJ explanation

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Sounds like a pretty good religion... I kept thinking it had something to do with New Jersey.

 

[UberBeaver]

Sounds like a pretty good religion... I kept thinking it had something to do with New Jersey.

Even New Jesus draws the line @ New Jersey, man. I'm sure that's in the New New Testament bible somewhere, like a story of a Good New Jerseyite that helped a Long Islander or some shit.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Fuck I'm bored.

 

[redhotswami]

i kept associating it with new jersey too!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I hear that...

I'm trying to "work" as they call it but it doesn't seem to agree with me today...

 

[redhotswami]

i need to work, but i'm just frustrated. the person who runs the show here just does not care about the students. so they come to me with all these questions i can't answer b/c like them, i'm waiting to hear back from her.

i'm reaaaally looking forward to getting outta here soon.

sidenote: when i do move, i'm having a house-warming party! temple bar live at mia's crib. you're all invited!

 

[RedRocksU2]

can I come?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

sidenote: when i do move, i'm having a house-warming party! temple bar live at mia's crib. you're all invited!

 

[redhotswami]

can I come?

in a cake?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i need to work, but i'm just frustrated. the person who runs the show here just does not care about the students. so they come to me with all these questions i can't answer b/c like them, i'm waiting to hear back from her.

i'm reaaaally looking forward to getting outta here soon.

sidenote: when i do move, i'm having a house-warming party! temple bar live at mia's crib. you're all invited!

 

[RedRocksU2]

in a cake?

anyway you want.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

in a cake?

Don't give the man any ideas.

 

[RedRocksU2]

too late

 

[phillyfan26]

anyway you want.

How 'bout him,
in the nude,
if that's what,
you're into.
In the nude in front of you,
is that what you'd wanna view?

 

[redhotswami]

they can come in cakes too!

ETA: all men in attendance are required to come in cakes. us women will provide the alcohol.

best. party. ever.

 

[Thora]

Party at Mia's house!

I'll be there!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

ETA: all men in attendance are required to come in cakes. us women will provide the alcohol.

best. party. ever.

Dammit, my cake's in the shop... What about a flan?

 

[redhotswami]

Dammit, my cake's in the shop... What about a flan?

flan would certainly add some variety. sure why not!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

How 'bout him,
in the nude,
if that's what,
you're into.
In the nude in front of you,
is that what you'd wanna view?

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

they can come in cakes too!

ETA: all men in attendance are required to come in cakes. us women will provide the alcohol.

best. party. ever.

Mia you can just look at mine, cause after the party it's business time

I like them rules.

 

[UberBeaver]

I would like to come in a blueberry pie and then spend the rest of the party telling people I'm a smurf.

 

[redhotswami]

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm coming as a hot dog. I'd be just so delicious. I'd smother myself in brown mustard.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I would like to come in a blueberry pie and then spend the rest of the party telling people I'm a smurf.

or that you just blue yourself?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I would like to come in a blueberry pie

And people call me a sick SOB...

 

[redhotswami]

Mia you can just look at mine, cause after the party it's business time

I like them rules.

oh it's so on

beav - that reminds me of this one time, lol don't ask, but at a party i rolled myself in a blanket and went around yelling "IM NOT AN ENCHILADA!!!"

haha ah college...