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Old 02-14-2008, 10:50 PM   #751
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If orange juice is made of oranges, and grape juice is made of grapes, then what is powerjuice made out of?
Powerjuice:

2 parts Awesome
1 part Funk
1 part Sheeeeeeeeet
Dash of STFU
Sprinkle in some Get That Shit Outta Here
Shake
Top of with 3 oz Awesome
Serve cold.
Announce that you are now going powerjuice.
Give a deathstare to everyone in range.
Pick up forcefully, and with purpose.
Dominate.
Wipe mouth with sleeve.
Slam down glass.
Leave.
Slam door.
Open door.
Scream to those around, "THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING GO POWERJUICE!"
Slam door.
Sit behind desk.
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No. The powerjuice provides people with power, but, I do not think power is an ingredient.
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Powerjuice:

2 parts Awesome
1 part Funk
1 part Sheeeeeeeeet
Dash of STFU
Sprinkle in some Get That Shit Outta Here
Shake
Top of with 3 oz Awesome
Serve cold.
Announce that you are now going powerjuice.
Give a deathstare to everyone in range.
Pick up forcefully, and with purpose.
Dominate.
Wipe mouth with sleeve.
Slam down glass.
Leave.
Slam door.
Open door.
Scream to those around, "THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING GO POWERJUICE!"
Slam door.
Sit behind desk.
Whoop.
I think you crush the glass with your bare hands, yet do not bleed, but besides that, this is dead on.
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I, THE AMENDMENT, HAVE ARRIVED. COWER.
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I think you crush the glass with your bare hands, yet do not bleed, but besides that, this is dead on.
Sure, I've seen lots of people enjoy it that way. One thing you cannot do with powerjuice: That stupid thing where you crush the can on your head after chugging. Powerjuice does not come in a fucking can. Ever.
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I missed the stuff about this AMENDMENT business. Can someone sum up, or is it just best not to ask?
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Are you sure you and your friends aren't name Daniela, Natalie, Jane and Vita? Jesus, pfan. Come on! Just go out, give the dude some shit for being a douche bag, and move on.
All is well in the world of PF26/Danimal/THE AMENDMENT.

Vito's younger brother was getting fight challenges, so me, Nate, Jake, Nick, Vito, and another one of our buddies (call him David) all came out to scare the shit out of his challengers. Worked well. Everyone's cool with everyone.
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I missed the stuff about this AMENDMENT business. Can someone sum up, or is it just best not to ask?
My father is legendary Philly basketball player THE EXCEPTION. I am his son, THE AMENDMENT.
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Sure, I've seen lots of people enjoy it that way. One thing you cannot do with powerjuice: That stupid thing where you crush the can on your head after chugging. Powerjuice does not come in a fucking can. Ever.
Powerjuice would eat right through the can, long before one could drink it. Come on.
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All is well in the world of PF26/Danimal/THE AMENDMENT.

Vito's younger brother was getting fight challenges, so me, Nate, Jake, Nick, Vito, and another one of our buddies (call him David) all came out to scare the shit out of his challengers. Worked well. Everyone's cool with everyone.
Did you stand out front with a tall glass of powerjuice and issue a deathstare? No one will fuck with you after that. No one. Unless they too have a glass of powerjuice. Then it's fucking on.
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My father is legendary Philly basketball player THE EXCEPTION. I am his son, THE AMENDMENT.
I, uh ... see.

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I, uh ... see.

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You're welcome. You did ask.
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Did you stand out front with a tall glass of powerjuice and issue a deathstare? No one will fuck with you after that. No one. Unless they too have a glass of powerjuice. Then it's fucking on.
As a matter of fact, they never even left the house because they heard I had a glass of powerjuice at the ready. That and Nick had a crowbar in his car. But I think the powerjuice was it.
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I, uh ... see.

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THE AMENDMENT is a badass nickname either way.
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