The Temple Bar: Get Your YaYas and Balls of Sunshine Out - UYMFA!

[elevated_u2_fan]

I leave for the shore tonight, boys and girls.

Sounds like you're storming the beaches of Normandy or something, where are you going?

 

[phillyfan26]

Sounds like you're storming the beaches of Normandy or something, where are you going?

Down to South Jersey. Which is probably like Normandy, just without the war.

 

[UberBeaver]

lol, Jersey.

4 day weekend commences in 8 hours. Sweet. It's labor day here, for those of you in Canada. Labor = Work = We pay for our health benefits cause we're not lazy = we also have eletricity and running water (usually). That's why we're taking Monday off. We get to celebrate all the work we do. I might check myself into the ER, have some work done, then slap down my credit card like a goddamn American and borrow a nice loan from the bank to pay for it and then declare bankruptcy. THAT'S how you celebrate Labor Day. Oh, and hot dogs. You have to have hot dogs.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

we get labour day too

 

[UberBeaver]

There's no U in Labor. There is, however, AMERICA!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

we get labour day too

 

[UberBeaver]

And wait, you guys get Monday off too? For what?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Cus we can

And the "u" is the proper British spelling... Are you going against the British???

 

[UberBeaver]

We kinda have a history of doing that. Yeah.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

We kinda have a history of doing that. Yeah.

Seemed like a huge waste of tea if you ask me

 

[UberBeaver]

Not to us. We drink coffee here - and it's not spelled "couffee."

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

well played good sir, well played

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What pisses me off is the spell-check for MS Word refuses to accept the British spelling of words...

I blame Bill Gates…

 

[phillyfan26]

lol, Jersey.

4 day weekend commences in 8 hours. Sweet. It's labor day here, for those of you in Canada. Labor = Work = We pay for our health benefits cause we're not lazy = we also have eletricity and running water (usually). That's why we're taking Monday off. We get to celebrate all the work we do. I might check myself into the ER, have some work done, then slap down my credit card like a goddamn American and borrow a nice loan from the bank to pay for it and then declare bankruptcy. THAT'S how you celebrate Labor Day. Oh, and hot dogs. You have to have hot dogs.

Hot dogs

Jersey

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm looking forward to sleeping in as much as I possibly can this weekend, doing as much schoolwork as I can get in when I'm not, and drinking every minute in between all of that.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm looking forward to get some more tan for the beginning of the school year, spending three days figuring out what to do with my hair for my school pic (it's between long an short, I'm not sure where I'm going with it), and eating.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I always look forward to eating

I'm looking forward to sleeping in as much as I possibly can this weekend, doing as much schoolwork as I can get in when I'm not, and drinking every minute in between all of that.

Drinking + Homework = hilarious results

 

[Thora]

I'm going to go see lots and lots of concerts, hopefully drink my face off, and get into all sorts of trouble.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I always look forward to eating



Drinking + Homework = hilarious results

This is my plan.

One of my assignments is drafting a holographic will so I'm guessing I'll be leaving everything to Mia (my cat, not unico, aka "the furry one" for clarification)

 

[UberBeaver]

Holographic Will? That sounds crazy high tech.

 

[phillyfan26]

If you go drinking, there's a good chance that it could result in drunkenness, as well.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

If you go drinking, there's a good chance that it could result in drunkenness, as well.

Who is that?

Beav, it's essentially just a will that you write and sign entirely by yourself. No lawyers touch it, there are no witnesses.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm Gary Matthews, I announce the Philadelphia Phillies, which are a baseball team as well.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Let me guess, his other name is Captain Obvious?

 

[phillyfan26]

There's a guy on the radio in Philly named Joe Conklin, who does voices of all the Philly media. He has a short segment every morning called "Sergeant Obvious" (because Matthews nickname is "The Sarge") in which he'll do Sarge's voice and say things like:

I think that if the Phillies are gonna make a big trade they should do it before the trade deadline as well.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Hey....should we wake up Liz?.

 

[UberBeaver]

Hey....should we wake up Liz?.

You should blast "It's Raining Men" and do a strip tease to wake her up.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You should blast "It's Raining Men" and do a strip tease to wake her up.

He probably did that for her yesterday.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I could just nudge her.

 

[UberBeaver]

There's a guy on the radio in Philly named Joe Conklin, who does voices of all the Philly media. He has a short segment every morning called "Sergeant Obvious" (because Matthews nickname is "The Sarge") in which he'll do Sarge's voice and say things like:

I think that if the Phillies are gonna make a big trade they should do it before the trade deadline as well.

As of the start of the 2007 baseball season, Matthews has joined the Philadelphia Phillies as a colored commentator. He frequently uses the phrase "as well," even when said phrase is irrelevant to the sentence that he concludes it with. This could be due to the fact that when Sarge was a youngster, he frequently used "as well" as a period (.) in his school assignments. "Sarge," as he demands to be called, also makes brilliant observations such as "that would have been an inside the park home run," and frequently confuses Aaron Rowand with Jimmy Rollins. For the most part, Sarge is a likable fool, and his commentary is much more entertaining, though not nearly as inciteful, than that of his colleague Chris "Wheels" Wheeler. Sarge insists that he is "going to get better, as well, too."

lol. From Wikipedia.