The Ouagadougou Superthread

[mysterious_jen]

Uh, my high school emblem was a unicorn, that gonna cut it?

did you go to st josephs? or is it grammar? posh schools i cant remember ....

 

[major_panic]

Hey Lila!

Stars are about to fall, so what d'you say, Lila?

 

[mysterious_jen]

You're trying to tell me muffins AND chocolate biscuits aren't good enough?

nope.



not for free electricity .

or mabey im still trying to set you too up .

 

[Axver]

I like this idea actually. Or, how about... Africanism? As announced by the prophet Bono.

All you have to do is have heart, soul, and know how to kneel and say the word "Africa".

Well, that's a bloody easy religion!

 

[Axver]

"Hello, i represent the Fred Nile Party. We've decided to support homosexuality and will being holding a little soiree next Friday. We'll be calling it the Fred Nile PARTAY!"

How about: "Hi, I represent Family First. To get a family, first you need to go out and have lots of sex. So we've organised a little orgy on Saturday. Interested?"

 

[major_panic]

did you go to st josephs? or is it grammar? posh schools i cant remember ....

Melbourne High School, all the way!

Easily the best-achieving school in Victoria, with the greatest bunch of people ever. Eats private school report cards for breakfast.

Did I mention we're also a bit arrogant?

 

[Lila64]

Hey Lila!

Stars are about to fall, so what d'you say, Lila?

What's the story, morning glory?

 

[major_panic]

Well, that's a bloody easy religion!

Well, it IS Bono... He's too busy writing speeches to do complex theology.

 

[Lila64]

 

[coolian2]

How about: "Hi, I represent Family First. To get a family, first you need to go out and have lots of sex. So we've organised a little orgy on Saturday. Interested?"

We'll do it when i hit Melbourne

 

[major_panic]

How about: "Hi, I represent Family First. To get a family, first you need to go out and have lots of sex. So we've organised a little orgy on Saturday. Interested?"

That would be absolutely freaking hilarious.

 

[Axver]

nope.



not for free electricity .

or mabey im still trying to set you too up .

Not at all subtle about it either, are you?

All I'm thinking about at the moment is actually making some friends in Melbourne! Especially what with losing the one good one I did have ...

 

[major_panic]

What's the story, morning glory?

Another sunny afternoon,
Walking to the sound of my favourite tune
Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon
I need a little time to wake up, wake up...

 

[Gluey]

I once got accosted on a bus on my way home from work by an overeager girl who bleated on and on and on about why I should join a church etc....people around me were sniggering - bastards - she ended up by saying "But when you know about something as wonderful as god, you want to share it and tell everyone about it - like a great party!"....I looked at her and said "Oh! I get it!! Well, I have discovered sex, I really love it and think it's great. I'd really love to share it and tell everyone about it! Are you interested??"....she went scarlet and wouldn't look at, or talk to me for the rest of the trip. The guy on the other side of the aisle nearly peed laughing

 

[Axver]

We'll do it when i hit Melbourne

Oh fuck yes. In the most conservative suburb we can find.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Melbourne High School, all the way!

Easily the best-achieving school in Victoria, with the greatest bunch of people ever. Eats private school report cards for breakfast.

Did I mention we're also a bit arrogant?

go the public system

 

[Gluey]

Hey how's your mum today Ax?

 

[major_panic]

Oh fuck yes. In the most conservative suburb we can find.

Toorak, all the way!

 

[Axver]

Well, it IS Bono... He's too busy writing speeches to do complex theology.

Yeah, why structure an actual belief system when he can sit around for a few hours trying to describe mobile phones, "those powerful little devices" ...

 

[mysterious_jen]

Oh fuck yes. In the most conservative suburb we can find.

axvers lounge.



after cin liam and i get out of the shower after wilds and my mud wrestling




drug fueld orgy FTW

 

[Axver]

I once got accosted on a bus on my way home from work by an overeager girl who bleated on and on and on about why I should join a church etc....people around me were sniggering - bastards - she ended up by saying "But when you know about something as wonderful as god, you want to share it and tell everyone about it - like a great party!"....I looked at her and said "Oh! I get it!! Well, I have discovered sex, I really love it and think it's great. I'd really love to share it and tell everyone about it! Are you interested??"....she went scarlet and wouldn't look at, or talk to me for the rest of the trip. The guy on the other side of the aisle nearly peed laughing

Holy shit!

Made of SuperWin!

 

[coolian2]

I once got accosted on a bus on my way home from work by an overeager girl who bleated on and on and on about why I should join a church etc....people around me were sniggering - bastards - she ended up by saying "But when you know about something as wonderful as god, you want to share it and tell everyone about it - like a great party!"....I looked at her and said "Oh! I get it!! Well, I have discovered sex, I really love it and think it's great. I'd really love to share it and tell everyone about it! Are you interested??"....she went scarlet and wouldn't look at, or talk to me for the rest of the trip. The guy on the other side of the aisle nearly peed laughing

I often hope a similar thing will happen to me.

Or some bastard doing a survey. I swear, the next one will get some hilarious answers. ALSO, the bastards who hang around uni asking if i'm enrolled to vote. YOU ASKED ME LAST WEEK, IF YOU ASK ME NEXT WEEK I'M GOING TO FILL IN ONE OF THOSE FORMS WITH BULLSHIT ANSWERS

 

[coolian2]

Oh, and public schools are SuperWin.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Not at all subtle about it either, are you?

All I'm thinking about at the moment is actually making some friends in Melbourne! Especially what with losing the one good one I did have ...

im finding more and more that life is too short for sublety axe,
or good spelling .



but we all ya

 

[Axver]

Hey how's your mum today Ax?

She's good! She got let out of hospital late last night, actually, as she did well on all her tests and promised to drink a litre of water as soon as she got home. Sounds like it was some issue in her stomach that they don't think needs attention just yet and will hopefully work itself out. And she found out that she at least has the heart of a super-fit person because she kept setting off some machine with her really strong heartbeat and pissed off all the patients in the same room! Her pancreas may be fucked, but her heart's at least going well.

 

[phillyfan26]

Oh, and public schools are SuperWin.

Agreed.

 

[Axver]

im finding more and more that life is too short for sublety axe,
or good spelling .



but we all ya

But good spelling is made of SuperWin.

 

[major_panic]

She's good! She got let out of hospital late last night, actually, as she did well on all her tests and promised to drink a litre of water as soon as she got home. Sounds like it was some issue in her stomach that they don't think needs attention just yet and will hopefully work itself out. And she found out that she at least has the heart of a super-fit person because she kept setting off some machine with her really strong heartbeat and pissed off all the patients in the same room! Her pancreas may be fucked, but her heart's at least going well.

Awesome, that's good to hear that she's ok.

Clearly her heart produces powerjuice.

 

[mysterious_jen]

oh shit ! please or MOFO for pop survivor ????

 

[Gluey]

She's good! She got let out of hospital late last night, actually, as she did well on all her tests and promised to drink a litre of water as soon as she got home. Sounds like it was some issue in her stomach that they don't think needs attention just yet and will hopefully work itself out. And she found out that she at least has the heart of a super-fit person because she kept setting off some machine with her really strong heartbeat and pissed off all the patients in the same room! Her pancreas may be fucked, but her heart's at least going well.

Good news! I wish my heart would behave like that. Glad to hear it wasn't anything too major apart from her pancreas...