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Old 02-28-2008, 01:41 AM   #871
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That's just not as interesting.
I phail.
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What's wrong with the current ones? They're fun.
I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:42 AM   #873
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Well, Bono was probably bullshitting on "this song took 10 minutes to write, 10 minutes to record, 10 minutes to mix, 10 minutes playing it back, and that's got nothing to do with why it's called 40"
I still call 100% bullshit on that story. I just think they were very sloppy. They should have just put A Celebration on the album if they were in such a time-crunch and released 40 on The Unforgettable Fire. 40 with the atmospherics.
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One of the few things The Axver hasn't achieved
Good call. I tip my hat to you.

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Is there a local part called Feathering?
I asked that too! Apparently not.
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I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!

sounds like a nice girl
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I phail.
When moving from sex organs to knees, anyone would.
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you called ?


Jen, hi!
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I knew a girl who, by the age of 17 or 18, had had two abortions and sex with ~100 men. She probably had a gigantor motherfucking vagina and I really do not need to be reminded of her!
I've known girls like that. I've never wanted to root around in such a cellar.
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When moving from sex organs to knees, anyone would.
I'm sure there's an innuendo in there somewhere...
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sounds like a nice girl
She was also quite possibly the ugliest girl I have ever seen in my life. I know beauty's in the eye of the beholder, etc., but she was truly objectively ugly. And probably radiates numerous STDs around her now ...
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No, it means that if we go to a pub, she will own the lot of us. And I'll probably have to drive her back to Geelong afterwards.

dont you fucking now it babe !





and pull over a few times along the way i bet tooo
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I'm sure there's an innuendo in there somewhere...
If so, it wasn't intentional.
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