Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[the tourist]

The Axver discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which the Axver is even more SuperWin than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, the Axver roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

 

[Axver]

the Axver does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. The Axver goes killing.

 

[the tourist]

You'd better believe it.

I do. That's why I said it.

 

[Alisaura]

ok i am really out. as in, falling asleep. i shoudlnt keep my laptop on a table by my bed.

Aw, sleep well

 

[Alisaura]

G'night, Vazza!

Finally, I have a nickname for her

 

[Axver]

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects the Axver could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The rest of the neighbourhood better watch out if I use the room though. It's almost nuclear.

 

[the tourist]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: the Axver once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he shat it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.

 

[the tourist]

The quickest way to a man's heart is with the Axver's fist.

 

[Alisaura]

*finally catches up*

Phew. Now I undo all that effort and check another thread....

 

[coolian2]

The Axver discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which the Axver is even more SuperWin than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, the Axver roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

 

[the tourist]

*finally catches up*

Phew. Now I undo all that effort and check another thread....

I know what you mean! I pick a thread, get caught up there, post the hell out of it, and Win.

 

[coolian2]

Woah, everything stopped.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the Axver roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[liamcool]

Okay, you are STILL making Axver jokes?

 

[the tourist]

Woah, everything stopped.

I know. It's kinda scary! Unico and Varitek left.

 

[Axver]

The quickest way to a man's heart is with the Axver's fist.

 

[the tourist]

Okay, you are STILL making Axver jokes?

Nope. Started up again tonight.

 

[Alisaura]

Okay, going for Strepsils (AT LAST)... You'll probably be on Inaccessible Island in the 15 minutes that should take.

 

[Axver]

the Axver sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the Axver roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

The devil's got some mighty fine wine down there in Hell too, you know.

 

[the tourist]

Okay, going for Strepsils (AT LAST)... You'll probably be on Inaccessible Island in the 15 minutes that should take.

No way. Probably won't get there for an hour.

 

[the tourist]

The devil's got some mighty fine wine down there in Hell too, you know.

Andrew=doesn't like wine.

 

[Axver]

Okay, you are STILL making Axver jokes?

Jealous?

We could come up with some about you, but they'd all involve potatoes.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

[coolian2]

The devil's got some mighty fine wine down there in Hell too, you know.

What the Axver calls wine would kill all humans by alcohol poisoning just by smelling the fumes. The Axver can consume it all night and still wouldn't have a buzz.





Ah, fuck it. Andrews ones are better.

 

[coolian2]

Andrew=doesn't like wine.

Phailure.

 

[Axver]

Andrew=doesn't like wine.

Oh, then I won't invite you to our poker nights.

 

[the tourist]

You should have stopped while you were ahead.

 

[Axver]

the Axver once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Well, that'd explain a lot.

 

[the tourist]

Phailure.

I don't like beer either.

 

[the tourist]

Oh, then I won't invite you to our poker nights.

I like liquor, though.