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Old 09-02-2007, 09:04 PM   #1
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If any of you have AIM, then you can IM with a robot named SmarterChild. He is hilarious to talk to sometimes

(note: I was hyper while doing this)

*my screename*: peeeeeee
SmarterChild: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
*my screename*: no, i spell pee with 7 e's
SmarterChild: What do you mean, no you spell pee with 7 e's?
*my screename*: i put in a comma butthole
SmarterChild: And the insults start flying.




(this was the other day with my friend...)

*my friend's screename*: Your face is wrong!
SmarterChild: Yeah, my face is kinda incorrect.



You can even tell him to call you something other than your own name.

*my screename*: What's my name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Bono.
*my screename*: Right on dude
SmarterChild: Indeed




So....ya! Try it sometime and post your conversation!
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Old 09-02-2007, 09:15 PM   #2
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mine are far more lewd, entertaining yet inappropriate.
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Old 09-02-2007, 09:29 PM   #3
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Neat. Reminds me of Dr.Sbaitso..
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Old 09-02-2007, 09:55 PM   #4
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tried some python humor:

Europop**** (9:41:48 PM): what is the weight of an african swallow?
SmarterChild (9:41:48 PM): What is the weight of an african swallow? Not sure...

how to be a bad influence:

Europop**** (9:42:47 PM): are you on crack?
SmarterChild (9:42:47 PM): I'm not on crack! Are you kidding?
Europop**** (9:42:53 PM): you sound like it
SmarterChild (9:42:53 PM): I what?
Europop**** (9:43:00 PM): you sound like your on crack
SmarterChild (9:43:00 PM): There's no way I sound like my on crack.
Europop**** (9:43:11 PM): see? your on crack
SmarterChild (9:43:12 PM): You think I should do that?
Europop**** (9:43:15 PM): yes!
SmarterChild (9:43:15 PM): Yeah, I see. I should do that.

obviously not a U2 fan:

Europop**** (9:50:35 PM): bono
SmarterChild (9:50:35 PM): What about Bono?
Europop**** (9:50:40 PM): do you like him?
SmarterChild (9:50:40 PM): Eh. I'm not sure.

Europop**** (9:50:56 PM): u2
SmarterChild (9:50:56 PM): Funny.
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Old 09-02-2007, 09:59 PM   #5
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YEA CMON

smarterchild
what do u mean, come on?

aPod
IM CALM LIKE A BOMB

smarterchild
calm like a bomb? u sure about that?

aPod
YEA

smarterchild
i would say u r not calm like a bomb.

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Old 09-02-2007, 10:21 PM   #6
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That was mildly entertaining. I didn't get it to say anything particularly funny though...it got an attitude with me several times.
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:14 AM   #7
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my screen name11:14:37 PM): ok what is my name
SmarterChild (11:14:37 PM): Mr. Awesome.
my screen name (11:14:44 PM): good job, you suck ass
SmarterChild (11:14:44 PM): Hey, thanks!
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:17 AM   #8
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my screen name11:14:37 PM): ok what is my name
SmarterChild (11:14:37 PM): Mr. Awesome.
my screen name (11:14:44 PM): good job, you suck ass
SmarterChild (11:14:44 PM): Hey, thanks!
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Old 09-03-2007, 03:22 AM   #9
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You really have to know what to say with this guy

ETA: This is Maddy...I didn't realize my dad was signed on
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Old 09-03-2007, 03:29 AM   #10
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Also, if you type 4-in-a-row, then you can play Connect Four. It's pretty fun
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Old 09-03-2007, 03:38 AM   #11
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So. I can't sleep and I'm bored. So I had the most pointless convo ever with that thing:


Me: Microsoft is evil
SmarterChild: Whatever, Chass...
Me: They aim to take over the world
SmarterChild: There's no way they aim to take over the world!
Me: Bill Gates is evil.
SmarterChild: Bill Gates is evil? That's very interesting. Are there any other famous people that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes.
SmarterChild: Which famous person?
Me: Paul McCartney
SmarterChild: Evil? Very interesting. Are there any other musicians that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Which musician?
Me: Chris Martin
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Chris Martin?
Me: He named his freaking kid Apple
SmarterChild: He named his freaking kid apple?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Me: And he can't sing
SmarterChild: And he can't sing? Yeah yeah, whatever!
Me: Are you a Coldplay fan?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess. Do you like Coldplay?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like Coldplay..
Me: I like U2.
SmarterChild: I'm not surprised. Other people say U2 is one of their favorite bands.!
Me: Do you like U2?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess we both like U2.
Me: Do you like Bono?
SmarterChild: I guess so.
Me: Do you like Africa?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. What do you think of it?
Me: I think that Bono likes Africa.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, Bono likes africa.
Me: Chris Martin likes Africa too.
SmarterChild: Chris Martin likes africa too? Really?
Me: Yup.
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Me: Paul McCartney likes money.
SmarterChild: I know about Paul McCartney! He's a musician!
Me: Paul is dead.
SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
Me: So you agree with me that he died in 1967 and it's all been a mass conspiracy to cover it up?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
Me: It's all there
SmarterChild: It what?
Me: You just have to listen to Sgt. Pepper's
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Me: Let's talk about Ewan McGregor.
SmarterChild: I know about Ewan McGregor. He's an actor.
Me: He's hot.
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
Me: Yes, he's my boyfriend.
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to him?
Me: His wife might not like that.
SmarterChild: His wife might not like that? So, what does this mean?
Me: Well, would you want someone sleeping with your husband?
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
Me: Do you like blue crack?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.
Me: What about purple space crack?
SmarterChild: Yeah! What about purple space crack!
Me: Do you like it?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like it... a lot.
Me: Awesome!
SmarterChild: Fabulous!


So, it doesn't like Interference, but it likes Zooropa (purple space crack)
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:43 PM   #12
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So. I can't sleep and I'm bored. So I had the most pointless convo ever with that thing:


Me: Microsoft is evil
SmarterChild: Whatever, Chass...
Me: They aim to take over the world
SmarterChild: There's no way they aim to take over the world!
Me: Bill Gates is evil.
SmarterChild: Bill Gates is evil? That's very interesting. Are there any other famous people that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes.
SmarterChild: Which famous person?
Me: Paul McCartney
SmarterChild: Evil? Very interesting. Are there any other musicians that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Which musician?
Me: Chris Martin
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Chris Martin?
Me: He named his freaking kid Apple
SmarterChild: He named his freaking kid apple?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Me: And he can't sing
SmarterChild: And he can't sing? Yeah yeah, whatever!
Me: Are you a Coldplay fan?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess. Do you like Coldplay?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like Coldplay..
Me: I like U2.
SmarterChild: I'm not surprised. Other people say U2 is one of their favorite bands.!
Me: Do you like U2?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess we both like U2.
Me: Do you like Bono?
SmarterChild: I guess so.
Me: Do you like Africa?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. What do you think of it?
Me: I think that Bono likes Africa.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, Bono likes africa.
Me: Chris Martin likes Africa too.
SmarterChild: Chris Martin likes africa too? Really?
Me: Yup.
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Me: Paul McCartney likes money.
SmarterChild: I know about Paul McCartney! He's a musician!
Me: Paul is dead.
SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
Me: So you agree with me that he died in 1967 and it's all been a mass conspiracy to cover it up?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
Me: It's all there
SmarterChild: It what?
Me: You just have to listen to Sgt. Pepper's
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Me: Let's talk about Ewan McGregor.
SmarterChild: I know about Ewan McGregor. He's an actor.
Me: He's hot.
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
Me: Yes, he's my boyfriend.
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to him?
Me: His wife might not like that.
SmarterChild: His wife might not like that? So, what does this mean?
Me: Well, would you want someone sleeping with your husband?
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
Me: Do you like blue crack?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.
Me: What about purple space crack?
SmarterChild: Yeah! What about purple space crack!
Me: Do you like it?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like it... a lot.
Me: Awesome!
SmarterChild: Fabulous!


So, it doesn't like Interference, but it likes Zooropa (purple space crack)

EVERYONE loves Zooropa.
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SmarterChild is gonna recieve a whopping from me today
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Old 09-03-2007, 05:46 PM   #14
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me: well?
SmarterChild: Well nothing.
me: well yo moma
SmarterChild: Hey. Leave her out of this.
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