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Old 03-15-2008, 05:54 PM   #871
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Seriously, have any of the rest of you tried the bathroom? I'd like to hear how you managed it.

/contortionist
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We tried the bathroom, but we ended up in the seats. Unless your a midget, magician, or a gymnast, I'm not really sure how you pull it off in the bathroom.

We actually both and an entire 3 seat row to ourselves on that flight, so she came back to my row and we 'spooned'. Then next thing I knew I was in Holland.
so empty flight, everyone's sleeping, you had spoon sex. i hope she put you back in your pants for you.

i was once on a BA flight that had these 2 bathrooms in the back that were big and had mirrors all over the place. it woulda been perfect.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:57 PM   #873
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Actual question from a Men's Health magazine: "Sometimes my girlfriend goes over the top with the porn-star moans. How can I suggest she tone it down?"

1. WTF? Why?

2. Stick something in her mouth.
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hey dalt, nsw agrees that if a guy is obsessed with anal something is probably wrong.
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Actual question from a Men's Health magazine: "Sometimes my girlfriend goes over the top with the porn-star moans. How can I suggest she tone it down?"

1. WTF? Why?

2. Stick something in her mouth.
haha we've got a friend who's so bad, (dorms, remember?) that whenever somoene walks by her room or her boyfriend's while they're having sex, they call someone else to laugh at her.
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Seriously, have any of the rest of you tried the bathroom? I'd like to hear how you managed it.

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lol.

I once flew on Freedom Air and couldn't even stand up straight in the bathroom at the front of the plane. Perhaps it's their way of discouraging the mile high club?
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We actually both and an entire 3 seat row to ourselves on that flight, so she came back to my row and we 'spooned'. Then next thing I knew I was in Holland.
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hey dalt, nsw agrees that if a guy is obsessed with anal something is probably wrong.

How are you talking with that fuck stick?
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haha we've got a friend who's so bad, (dorms, remember?) that whenever somoene walks by her room or her boyfriend's while they're having sex, they call someone else to laugh at her.

There was a scary goth chick that lived on the floor above me that we called "The Wolf". No one should masturbate that much.
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How are you talking with that fuck stick?
aim.

he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.
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he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.
Make him come back now
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aim.

he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.

What? He's really quite? Why?

I thought he was away for work.
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You tell him that if he quits interference, I am going to quit interference. Then I will spend all of my free time out in polite society.

That will all be on his head. Is that what he wants?
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What? He's really quite? Why?

I thought he was away for work.
he said he was spending too much time on here.
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Does he have gmail? Give him this email address: daltons.interference@gmail.com.
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