Dalton
Blue Crack Addict
Seriously, have any of the rest of you tried the bathroom? I'd like to hear how you managed it.
/contortionist
/contortionist
Dalton said:We tried the bathroom, but we ended up in the seats. Unless your a midget, magician, or a gymnast, I'm not really sure how you pull it off in the bathroom.
We actually both and an entire 3 seat row to ourselves on that flight, so she came back to my row and we 'spooned'. Then next thing I knew I was in Holland.
Dalton said:Actual question from a Men's Health magazine: "Sometimes my girlfriend goes over the top with the porn-star moans. How can I suggest she tone it down?"
1. WTF? Why?
2. Stick something in her mouth.
Dalton said:Seriously, have any of the rest of you tried the bathroom? I'd like to hear how you managed it.
/contortionist
niceDalton said:We actually both and an entire 3 seat row to ourselves on that flight, so she came back to my row and we 'spooned'. Then next thing I knew I was in Holland.
Varitek said:hey dalt, nsw agrees that if a guy is obsessed with anal something is probably wrong.
Varitek said:
haha we've got a friend who's so bad, (dorms, remember?) that whenever somoene walks by her room or her boyfriend's while they're having sex, they call someone else to laugh at her.
Dalton said:
How are you talking with that fuck stick?
Varitek said:
aim.
he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.
Varitek said:
aim.
he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.
Dalton said:
What? He's really quite? Why?
I thought he was away for work.
I just dont think I could do anilingus. Ha, tell that prick that I have not permanently quit, just am taking a long break, will likely return when the album is out.....or at least tell him that I finished "The Brother's K".
Dalton said:Does he have gmail? Give him this email address: daltons.interference@gmail.com.
Varitek said:
i don't think he does
i'd add you to gmail but i only chat with my real gmail account, not my yourwildhorses one. and then you'd have my real name.
Dalton said:
My name on that account is Joseph Smith.
Varitek said:
yeah i'd chat with you but not under my real name. got aim?
Dalton said:Wow. I definitely spend too much time on here. This news actually makes me sad.
Dalton said:
Yeah, but its my real name.
See the thing about manual stimulation is that each woman is pretty different in what they like. Actually each woman is pretty different in how they feel.
Dalton said:Hey V, have you ever been with a woman?