Babel - 2.5/10
I really wasn't sure how to rate this film, so I just gave it 1/4 the points for being 1/4 a great film.
Really, the Japanese story was the only genuinely touching one of the four. The majority of the film was extremely contrived and more importantly BORING. I don't remember the last time I've been so bored watching a movie. I almost felt like the three other stories were just long-ass boring commercials I had to suffer before the good part came back on. Seriously, outside of the Japanese story, I didn't care about any of the characters, anything they did, anything that happened to them, and I sure as hell didn't care about Cate Blanchett pissing herself.
Worst of all, the poor execution of "tying all the stories together" was near cringe-worthy. Those connections were some of the most predictable plot devices I've seen in recent history. In truth, almost the entire film was mind-numbingly predictable. Just poor film-making to be honest. I mean, technically it's a nice film, if not a noteworthy accomplishment. But god damn, has there been a more contrived script in the past 5 years?
But like I said, the Japanese story was truly touching. Even though the her total screentime couldn't have been much more than 25 minutes, I deeply cared for the deaf-mute girl. The character, the whole story really, was just so fascinating, and surprisingly turned out to be the most resonant segment of the movie. For some reason, this was the most elegantly shot segment as well. The whole piece was just really beautiful and had me thoroughly engaged. Too engaged in fact, that the other 3/4 of the film just started to piss me off. I would have seriously been much happier if the Japanese story had been made into its own feature. So, I'll take a literal approach and score this film 2.5/10, for being 1/4 fabulous and 3/4 awful.