Presenting the new Bennifer: A_Democrat!

[A_Wanderer]

Alright. We've sat by long enough.

And now it's on.

DaveC and paxetaurora (hereafter to be known as "paxetdave") officially challenge the team of A_Wanderer and U2democrat (hereafter known as "A_Democrat") to...

a tag-team, no-holds-barred, bare-knuckles prizefight!!

we shall call it..."The Thrilla in Vanilla!"

the undercard will be 4 cockfights.

let's get some odds on this matchup!

Im thinking that U2Democrat and I will prevail, not only do you have that winning combination of incisive political commentary but the jokes will alone prevail over the resident pervert.

the way I figure it I am not a conservative or a lefty so I have no problem using my patented burst of violence or gay rights/abortion/gun ownership/drugs/any social issue under the sun.

The Australian / American alliance is rising, we just got our FTA signed and unlike NAFTA our jobs don't drift to Mexico, mwhoahaha.

Let the Fight Begin in about 14 hours

 

[pax]

I've seen the light, Sicy. All I needed all along was some sweet, youthful Canadian love.

I'm a changed woman.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

*in Mommy voice* you'd better be nice to her A Wanderer

This means you'll have to buy her a 2 million dollar pink diamond and let her give you a makeover

 

[U2girl]

You'd think it's spring in here, with the new couples popping up behind every corner.

Congrats to all 4 of you!

 

[U2democrat]

A_wanderer and I will dominate. How can you beat a southern and an australian accent?

Have no worries Mrs. Springsteen, A_wanderer is a good guy and he has already said that he will defend me

 

[U2democrat]

Did I mention that A_wanderer has great taste in getaway spots?

 

[JessicaAnn]

As an old member, I can say I am officially freaked out as well.

 

[DaveC]

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls...the fight begins at 9 PM EST tonight!

If A_Democrat doesn't fail to show up from sheer terror at paxetdave's sheer raw power!!

Let's giv'er!

 

[U2democrat]

*does best john kerry impersonation* BRING IT ON!!!!!!

 

[A_Wanderer]

Agreed.

 

[U2democrat]

Ah, A_wanderer my love, it's good to see you.

 

[DaveC]

the undercard begins at 8, and consists of 4 cockfights.

come on people, we need some odds here!!

 

[U2democrat]

Come on A, baby. we can take these guys.

 

[A_Wanderer]

Has it started yet?

 

[U2democrat]

i think it starts at 8 EST. or 9. daaaaaaaave what time?

anyway whatever time, you and i will whup 'em.

 

[DaveC]

9 EST is when the undercard will get underway. In an hour and a half.

 

[U2democrat]

thanks dave. prepare to feel a_democrat's wrath!!!!!

 

[DaveC]

i gotta get psyched up...get my game face on!!

 

[DaveC]

ps: U2dem, is your AIM all wonked up?

 

[A_Wanderer]

You bet sweetheart.

 

[U2democrat]

my AIM is up and ready.


he called me sweetheart!

 

[A_Wanderer]

You bet, I treat my girl right.

 

[DaveC]

now isn't that overly saccharine.

are you ready for a world of hurt!!

 

[U2democrat]

mmmmmm A_Wanderer i like you more and more. you're not one of them pervs.

 

[A_Wanderer]

I think that DaveC is forgetting the simple truth; Amor vincit omnia

 

[U2democrat]

is that love conquers all? educate me....

 

[A_Wanderer]

A right answer from the smart and pretty girl.

 

[U2democrat]

The truth from a dashing, generous man.

 

[U2democrat]

well i gotta go take a shower, freshen up, but i'll be back by 9.

 

[pax]

9? What a shitty time. I still have to fold laundry and pack for my trip tomorrow.

If I didn't think DaveC was so fucking sexy, I'd yell at him for not consulting me.