z edge
I serve MacPhisto
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the whores.
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The hunter gets captured by the game
To get away from the whores.
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The hunter gets captured by the game
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Well I guess the chicken wont be hangin out at Interference.
Ana
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
WTF?
Achtung Bubba
Refugee
Why did the frog cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
It was stapled to the chicken.
* waits for LOVE MUSCLE to appear and stick up for his whore self.
I didnt say that.
I didnt say that.
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the
zoo. They spent the day,
and at closing time they walked past the
gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at
his
wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just
looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your
blouse
off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she
declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and
bra. The
gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up
and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really
blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what
he
does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded
her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up
and
down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over
the cage.
The husband went over to the cage,
opened the door and pushed his wife in.
"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
zoo. They spent the day,
and at closing time they walked past the
gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at
his
wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just
looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your
blouse
off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she
declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and
bra. The
gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up
and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really
blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what
he
does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded
her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up
and
down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over
the cage.
The husband went over to the cage,
opened the door and pushed his wife in.
"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
I have more lemons than you.
speedracer
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
Ana
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Why?
Dammit, I was gonna say that one! *lol*
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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
YellowKite
War Child
Two nuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.
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You ain't nothin without a rhythm section.
"Who's to say what it is will break you."
One was assaulted.
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You ain't nothin without a rhythm section.
"Who's to say what it is will break you."
bono-vox
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Whats black, white and red all over?
............
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..........jus scroll a lil bit more
A newspaper
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..........jus scroll a lil bit more
A newspaper
[This message has been edited by bono-vox (edited 02-27-2002).]
zooropamanda
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
haha yellowKite
I like bad jokes.That was a good one.
I like bad jokes.That was a good one.
OP
OP
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
Originally posted by Sicy:
I have more lemons than you.
Wear 'EM then lemonhead
OP
OP
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
why
(wtf is a Moebius strip?)
bono_man
Thom's Bitch
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Q. What do you call a sheep with no arms, no legs and no head?
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A. a cloud
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"we're free to fly the crimson sky...the sun won't melt our wings tonight..."
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A. a cloud
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"we're free to fly the crimson sky...the sun won't melt our wings tonight..."
Se7en
Rock n' Roll Doggie
A guy walks into a bar after a long day of work...
He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees that only himself, the bartender and another customer at a table in the corner are in the room. As he's enjoying his tall boy, he hears a soft voice, "Nice pants." This totally freaks him out, he quickly turns around to see who said it, but no one was there. He chalks it up to stress...
Back to his drink, he hears the voice again, "Nice hair." Again he is startled and looks to see who said it...again, only the bartender is at the other end of the bar and the one other patron is still in the corner. Must've been a really long day...
Back to his drink. Yet again, he hears the voice, "Nice shirt." That's it, he can't take it anymore. Before assuming that he's gone insane, he calls the bartender down. "I know this sounds crazy, but I keep hearing all these voices. They're telling me I have nice pants, a nice shirt...ya know, stuff like that. Am I going crazy?!?!?"
"Oh," the bartender says, "it's just the peanuts, they're complimentary."
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Rock 'N Roll is the sound of revenge.
He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees that only himself, the bartender and another customer at a table in the corner are in the room. As he's enjoying his tall boy, he hears a soft voice, "Nice pants." This totally freaks him out, he quickly turns around to see who said it, but no one was there. He chalks it up to stress...
Back to his drink, he hears the voice again, "Nice hair." Again he is startled and looks to see who said it...again, only the bartender is at the other end of the bar and the one other patron is still in the corner. Must've been a really long day...
Back to his drink. Yet again, he hears the voice, "Nice shirt." That's it, he can't take it anymore. Before assuming that he's gone insane, he calls the bartender down. "I know this sounds crazy, but I keep hearing all these voices. They're telling me I have nice pants, a nice shirt...ya know, stuff like that. Am I going crazy?!?!?"
"Oh," the bartender says, "it's just the peanuts, they're complimentary."
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Rock 'N Roll is the sound of revenge.
No you.
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
A red bucket.
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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
speedracer
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Roadkill skunk?
PopFly
War Child
Something must be wrong with me, since I laughed at this for a good five minutes.
A man walks into a bar. He said 'Ow.'
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"You gotta love living, baby, 'cause dyin's a pain in the ass."-- Frank Sinatra
Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
Edge: Oh boy, here we go...
Bono: Wow, how many is that now Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it?
*adam gives bono the spoon, bono throws it away*
Adam: My spoon!
The Blunt Edge
The Fly
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Two men walk into a bar ... you think the second one would've ducked
OP
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z edge
I serve MacPhisto
LMAO,ROTF
That was great
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The hunter gets captured by the game
YellowKite
War Child
What is brown and sticky?
. . .a stick!
You said "not-so-good jokes" Actually, I love that joke,
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You ain't nothin without a rhythm section.
"Who's to say what it is will break you."
. . .a stick!
You said "not-so-good jokes" Actually, I love that joke,
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You ain't nothin without a rhythm section.
"Who's to say what it is will break you."
OP
OP
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
Thats good Yellowkite and Bubba!
*hurls lemons at Sicy*
*hurls lemons at Sicy*
OP
OP
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
Originally posted by Sicy:
No you.
mad1
ONE love, blood, life
ok I dedicate this to Z-Edge then.......
There was a young man called Z-Edge
Who, while was out trimming his hedge
Caught sight of two girls
Wearing nothing but pearls
Now hes cut where he cant pee, only wedge.....
LMAO!!!
ok sorry....that was a bit shit like
There was a young man called Z-Edge
Who, while was out trimming his hedge
Caught sight of two girls
Wearing nothing but pearls
Now hes cut where he cant pee, only wedge.....
LMAO!!!
ok sorry....that was a bit shit like
LOVE MUSCLE
War Child
Dear goodness sakes you are certainly a character aren't you
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Hi
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Hi
mad1
ONE love, blood, life
who Mr Muscles?
LOVE MUSCLE
War Child
You with your mad self
Hi
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Hi
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