Knob Lick, Missouri Superthread

[LemonMelon]

Time for bed. Night, all.

 

[bono_212]

One more, a classic:

"Our marriage is a commercial to show how normal we are."

"It's. Just. Stuff."

 

[bono_212]

Time for bed. Night, all.

Night, fun timex tonight

 

[mysterious_jen]

What if her husband's okay with it? What then?







And Jen, I'm still young. Give me time. I really ought to invest in a whip though, I'm getting tired of hurting my hand. Also, spontaneous spanking in public can be dangerous when I hit his fucking wallet

bwahahahahahahah. ouch your pooor hand!.

 

[bono_212]

bwahahahahahahah. ouch your pooor hand!.

Her hand? What about his rear ? Poor thing

 

[mysterious_jen]

Her hand? What about his rear ? Poor thing

would her her hand way more than his butt if you copped a wallet instead of a cheek .


trust me

 

[coolian2]

I'm glad i don't want my neighbours wife.

She is in her 80's, after all.

 

[coolian2]

Oooh, bye ElMel.

 

[mysterious_jen]

hey ian . nah not hot neighbours here either...

 

[bono_212]

My neihbors wife is nota hichk for the record. My neighbors husband isnr' such a catch either. What i need is my own personal KSPace, i'll admit that the real deal is al ittle old for me

 

[bono_212]

The RISING

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Neighbour's wife:

 

[mysterious_jen]

Neighbour's wife:

DAMMMMMMMMM.

she looks very young!

 

[coolian2]

Neighbour's wife:

I like the way you think.

 

[bono_212]

Chass


But what do I know?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

That photo is a year old, but she's my age (23).

 

[bono_212]

That photo is a year old, but she's my age (23).

:gasp:

 

[mysterious_jen]

so how are you going to seduce her?

go ask to borrow a cup of sugar?

 

[bono_212]

That won't work Jen, since the neighbor already tried that one on her own. Apparently Chass can't take a hint


God Chass, your BF makes me jeasloys . I need one .

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

She came over at 3 AM to borrow cooking oil.

But here's the problem: Her and her husband are quite good friends with my dad and he's ALWAYS around.

My plan is to get into the pool with her this summer and tell her how good she looks in her pink bikini....

 

[bono_212]

Uhoh...The Rising's over. someone stop me from listeing to Human Touch before I regret it aqnd am never a ble to listen to sprignssteen again

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

That won't work Jen, since the neighbor already tried that one on her own. Apparently Chass can't take a hint


God Chass, your BF makes me jeasloys . I need one .

If my dad hadn't been RIGHT there, I would've been all over her.


And Ashley, my offer still stands.

 

[mysterious_jen]

She came over at 3 AM to borrow cooking oil.

But here's the problem: Her and her husband are quite good friends with my dad and he's ALWAYS around.

My plan is to get into the pool with her this summer and tell her how good she looks in her pink bikini....

and how much better you think she would look without it??



hmm now i am frustrated by the deifinative lack of hot chicks in my neighbourhood !

 

[bono_212]

She came over at 3 AM to borrow cooking oil.

But here's the problem: Her and her husband are quite good friends with my dad and he's ALWAYS around.

My plan is to get into the pool with her this summer and tell her how good she looks in her pink bikini....

You're lucky for some resaon interference wn't let me see the resto f the msilies or you'd be getting the jaw drop smiley right now

(if you remember, remind me tomorrow to tell Khan or Sicy thaqt i can see the rst of teh smileys wihe n Ihit more)

 

[bono_212]

If my dad hadn't been RIGHT there, I would've been all over her.


And Ashley, my offer still stands.

Again I delicne. I'm sorry Chass. IT's your BOYFRIEND I' m into.

 

[mysterious_jen]

You're lucky for some resaon interference wn't let me see the resto f the msilies or you'd be getting the jaw drop smiley right now

(if you remember, remind me tomorrow to tell Khan or Sicy thaqt i can see the rst of teh smileys wihe n Ihit more)

umm - what are you drinking !!!

 

[coolian2]

hmm now i am frustrated by the deifinative lack of hot chicks in my neighbourhood !

It's annoying, isn't it?

 

[bono_212]

umm - what are you drinking !!!

Vodka and dr. Pepper

 

[mysterious_jen]

It's annoying, isn't it?

dont the sheep wear skirts over there?


most of the chicks around my area have more children than they have teeth .

 

[bono_212]

any Springsteen fans around to stop me from listneing to Human touch?