it's actually my birthday today, guys.

[Zoomerang96]

no offense or anything, guys, but today's my for real birthday.

i'm celebrating my mid-twenties for the final time.

it could very well be down hill from here.

...well, no. it began over there, not here. "there" being a few years ago.

shower me with kisses and genuine praise, guys.

 

[cobl04]

Happy birthday, if you speak the truth. (TM!)

Can you give me evidence of when you supposedly reigned these here parts? Trying to relieve sunday night boredom.

 

[Cin]

mid 20's huh

I'm still classing myself as late 20's. . . . . that ship has sailed but as long as people believe it I'll keep saying it

if it really is your birthday then

 

[Zoomerang96]

thank you, cinnaminson.

cobl, what kind of evidence are you looking for? threads where i ran mad?

 

[cobl04]

precisely. and when did it stop? could you just not be bothered any more?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm not sure. how'd you find out about this anyway?

and what makes you think i'm not mental anymore?

your questions intrigue me.

 

[Doozer61]

how about a massausage for your birthday, zoomie?

 

[GibsonGirl]

 

[Zoomerang96]

how about a massausage for your birthday, zoomie?

turn on the bbq and get to it! i'll never say no to a shitload of massausages...

gibsongirl, i'm attracted to you. lets kiss.

 

[Mr. Green Eyes]

Happy Birthday

 

[GibsonGirl]

turn on the bbq and get to it! i'll never say no to a shitload of massausages...

gibsongirl, i'm attracted to you. lets kiss.

We're like totally making out.



See!

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Oh zoomerang
you've finally made it down the end of the yellow brick road
your'e in a place called vertigo
lights go down
and all i know zoomie
is that YOU
GIVE ME SOMETHING
i can FEEEEEEEEEEEEL
FEEE
EEE
EEL


this does not change the rage i feel when you speak of murder that you cannot carry out
of crimes against humanity that you only wish were done at your own hands
Your hands aren't clean ZOOMERANG but they could be worse
I have tried to include you in my madness but you always
try and
take the high road

ro-ads
rooo-adddds

*laughs*

i dont need any help killing if your just a spectator to my madness
i claim more confirmed kills than all bears in recorded history since
4 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION
!
4 MILLION YEARS!!!

i emote
you live in a castle with a moat

i destroy
you were still a boy

they name history books after me
your stealing from the thieves

i re-write history
your stuck barking up some tree

someday Zoomerang
you can ache like i ache
in the meantime
its your birthday
have some fucking ice cream with cake

 

[Pinball Wizard]

MERGE->>>

(with me?)

Circle yes or no.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Oh zoomerang
you've finally made it down the end of the yellow brick road


your'e in a place called vertigo
lights go down
and all i know zoomie
is that YOU
GIVE ME SOMETHING
i can FEEEEEEEEEEEEL
FEEE
EEE
EEL


this does not change the rage i feel when you speak of murder that you cannot carry out
of crimes against humanity that you only wish were done at your own hands
Your hands aren't clean ZOOMERANG but they could be worse
I have tried to include you in my madness but you always
try and
take the high road

ro-ads
rooo-adddds

*laughs*

i dont need any help killing if your just a spectator to my madness
i claim more confirmed kills than all bears in recorded history since
4 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION
!
4 MILLION YEARS!!!

i emote
you live in a castle with a moat

i destroy
you were still a boy

they name history books after me
your stealing from the thieves

i re-write history
your stuck barking up some tree

someday Zoomerang
you can ache like i ache
in the meantime
its your birthday
have some fucking ice cream with cake

you bled over this? i can see why... it's art, and true art is painful to some capacity.

many thanks.

garrison

 

[Zoomerang96]

MERGE->>>

(with me?)

Circle yes or no.

some of us are still relying on their tandi 2000's to help us surf the internet, pw. not all of us can "circle" things, even if banksy did make a point of saying...

 

[Kieran McConville]

Happy BIRTHDAY, zoomerang96

!

 

[cobl04]

i'm not sure. how'd you find out about this anyway?

and what makes you think i'm not mental anymore?

your questions intrigue me.

just people dropping comments here and there, a few in that rating thread in io.

 

[Carek1230]

OK I second the birthday wishes!

 

[GibsonGirl]

I thought I was on your ignore list.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Happy birthday.

 

[Zoomerang96]

thanks everyone.

 

[zonelistener]

Happy belated birthday

 

[Kieran McConville]

I, like Jeremy, spoke in class today. I informed them that it was the day after Zoomerang96's birthday. Then I set myself on fire.

 

[Zoomerang96]

better to be set on fire than be set free, i always say.

after all, we all will die by our own right now won't we kieran?

won't we...

 

[MrPryck2U]

Who announces their own birthday?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i see there's a lot that's lost on people around here.

i noticed someone in my thread re: u2's manager so aptly pointed out that "aren't you rich... you and kieran? so why is paying for albums difficult for you?"

yes, indeed i'm rich. so terribly rich, all because i made a few threads stating as much.

would you like me to connect the dots further, or are you done?

 

[MrPryck2U]

Exactly which "medicines" are you on? Just curious.

 

[Zoomerang96]

you know, i don't recall ever having a go at you. not sure what this is all about, to be honest.

you're opening a potentially disastrous proverbial can of worms when you start speaking of medication in an offensive way.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Who says I was being offensive? I'm geniunely curious. I'd love to know what medication you're on.

 

[Zoomerang96]

and i'm genuinely curious when you last took a big shit. i'd love to know when you took your last shit, and i'd love to know its dimensions.

afterall, it's not a personal question or anything.