Interference Random Music Thread XII: GAF and the Liquid Courage

[martha]

If peein' your pants is cool, consider Fergie to be Miles Davis.

Oh Jesus, this made me laugh.

Still is.

It will tomorrow at an awkward time.

 

[Dalton]

Pitchfork: Kanye Not Invited to Haiti Telethon

Listen Haiti, I'ma let you all finish, but the Indonesian Tsunami was the best disaster of all time.

 

[martha]

Laz, what's your limit for the Radiohead tickets? I want to go, but I don't want to pay for two tickets and I can't get a single.

 

[lazarus]

Huh? I'm not bidding.

 

[lazarus]

Pitchfork: Kanye Not Invited to Haiti Telethon

Listen Haiti, I'ma let you all finish, but the Indonesian Tsunami was the best disaster of all time.

The Haiti telethon doesn't care about--

Never mind.

 

[martha]

Huh? I'm not bidding.

I know. I was. I have to buy two tickets and you're the only person I could think of who was local, may have been able to afford it, and wanted to go.

Never mind.

 

[Imperor]

Because I'm bored, I'm throwing a new thread idea out there. Draw an album cover in MS Paint.

Exhibit A:

 

[Jive Turkey]

Laz's soulless ginger kid made another video, Broskis

YouTube - ATTENTION HATERS!!

 

[u2popmofo]

How many times did I just hear "I'll make videos"?

Impz, I like your idea. You should make a thread for that shiznit, I will make a highly erotic, yet wholesome and educational, album cover. It may or may not involve a musket.

 

[lazarus]

We're sitting here, I'm supposed to be the soulless ginger, and we're in here talking about videos? We talkin' 'bout videos?

 

[lazarus]

I know. I was. I have to buy two tickets and you're the only person I could think of who was local, may have been able to afford it, and wanted to go.

Never mind.

Ahh, I get it.

Yeah, no way I could afford that.

 

[Dalton]

Ahh, I get it.

Yeah, no way I could afford that.

Have people lost their taste for Chicklets in this economy?

 

[Imperor]

Impz, I like your idea. You should make a thread for that shiznit, I will make a highly erotic, yet wholesome and educational, album cover. It may or may not involve a musket.

Leave your erotica in Mr. Pussy's. People are supposed to guess which album cover you drew.

 

[lazarus]

Yours wasn't exactly difficult to figure out.

 

[Imperor]

Well it was supposed to ease everyone into the concept. Oh well, it was a stupid idea in the first place.

 

[lazarus]

YouTube - AWWW HOW SAD FOR YOU!

 

[Imperor]

That dude is grotesque looking, like something out of a Clive Barker novel.

 

[lazarus]

I'd love to see him fight the aggro-ginger. He'd lose, of course, but it would be funny.

 

[lazarus]

Have we found Lance's YouTube channel??

YouTube - My Boring Life in 4 Minutes

 

[Imperor]

I need to watch some Rocky and Balls to clear my head after two videos of that trash basket.

I also need to refrain from entering the Michael Hutchence thread and making some sort of autoerotic asphyxiation joke.

 

[lazarus]

Someone already did (I think), and it was fucking hilarious:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f221/michael-hutchences-50th-birthday-204539.html#post6628414

 

[PhilsFan]

The only thing that could be more offensive would be a picture of him and David Carradine, labeled "Hang Tough."

 

[lazarus]

 

[Imperor]

Someone already did (I think), and it was fucking hilarious:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f221/michael-hutchences-50th-birthday-204539.html#post6628414

Good. Gravy. That's amazing.

Lost in the shuffle of all of this is the fact that INXS were garbage.

 

[No spoken words]

She's fucking hilarious, that one. One of the few people from that part of the world who post on this site who are actually funny.

 

[LMP]

She's fucking hilarious, that one. One of the few people from that part of the world who post on this site who are actually funny.

That's staggeringly true.

 

[No spoken words]

I think I meant to type "who is funny" but so be it.

 

[lazarus]

Good. Gravy. That's amazing.

Lost in the shuffle of all of this is the fact that INXS were garbage.

They had a handful of good singles and a couple solid albums, but they're far from original or essential. I don't understand how this Shuttlecock Jr. band is somehow cool to play now; I heard Need You Tonight recently at the local hipster bar and was thinking WTF? as they're not even cheesy enough to play ironically (of course, at this same bar, on one of the nights the bartenders were just playing an iPod instead of having a DJ, I heard So Cruel and felt a level of vindication that was almost embarrassing).

If Aussies need anything to validate national pride they'd be better off looking at Midnight Oil. Or Crowded House, who aren't original either but are a lot more impressive than INXS.

I think I meant to type "who is funny" but so be it.

No, your original posting was correct. You can take out the middle part and reduce your sentence down to "one of the few people who are funny" if you want to get a closer look at it. The "funny" is modifying "few people", not "one". I think.

 

[No spoken words]

They had a handful of good singles and a couple solid albums, but they're far from original or essential. I don't understand how this Shuttlecock Jr. band is somehow cool to play now; I heard Need You Tonight recently at the local hipster bar and was thinking WTF? as they're not even cheesy enough to play ironically (of course, at this same bar, on one of the nights the bartenders were just playing an iPod instead of having a DJ, I heard So Cruel and felt a level of vindication that was almost embarrassing).

If Aussies need anything to validate national pride they'd be better off looking at Midnight Oil. Or Crowded House, who aren't original either but are a lot more impressive than INXS.


No, your original posting was correct. You can take out the middle part and reduce your sentence down to "one of the few people who are funny" if you want to see why. The "funny" is modifying " few people", not "one". I think.

I have a hard time agreeing with them being garbage, but I also agree with a lot of the above. I own none of their albums but have about 12 of their songs in my collection. Don't Change and The One Thing will always be songs I like hearing.

Midnight Oil >>>>>>> INXS

I usually trust my grammatical instincts despite my not actually knowing grammar rules, not sure why I didn't this time.....so, thanks for explaining.

 

[lazarus]

Well I don't know if I agree with the "garbage" claim. They're not fucking Bon Jovi.

Or Cockplay, for that matter.