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Old 02-28-2008, 05:35 PM   #871
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I've had romantic sex with a guy I was in love with. He wasn't particularly great in bed though. So while it was nice and all, especially at first, it got really boring fast. Not good for a relationship. In the moment, I'd take amazing sex with a stranger, for life, I won't marry someone who isn't really good in bed.

Yeah, but you can learn to be really good. Its easier to sing songs that you know by heart.
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Yeah, but you can learn to be really good. Its easier to sing songs that you know by heart.
Quoted for truth.
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Maybe you're not as amazing as you think?
Trust me, I get top marks from everyone, even the drunk ones who won't get off. It's those I was railing against. Also that guy who is probably gay and lying to himself by having sex with lots of women, but takes forever to come because I don't think he actually likes women, I'm talking to him too.

Only thing more annoying is a guy who can't get it up for sex, not because he's drunk either. I hate nervous virgins.
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I've had romantic sex with a guy I was in love with. He wasn't particularly great in bed though. So while it was nice and all, especially at first, it got really boring fast. Not good for a relationship. In the moment, I'd take amazing sex with a stranger, for life, I won't marry someone who isn't really good in bed.
Well you have to be really creative in bed. I agree with you there. I think that was the problem in your case. I think I can be very, very creative in bed.
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Yeah, but you can learn to be really good. Its easier to sing songs that you know by heart.
A year and a half of 3-minute sex in the same 4 positions cannot make up for the fact that he could always make me orgasm with his hands - in the same fucking position did I mention.
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I might pull a sickie after lunch
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:39 PM   #877
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Only thing more annoying is a guy who can't get it up for sex, not because he's drunk either. I hate nervous virgins.
Hahaha. So very sad. Screwtape'll never have a chance with you.
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A year and a half of 3-minute sex in the same 4 positions cannot make up for the fact that he could always make me orgasm with his hands - in the same fucking position did I mention.

3 minutes? You must be really good!


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Well you have to be really creative in bed. I agree with you there. I think that was the problem in your case. I think I can be very, very creative in bed.
You also have to last. Which is why you need to masturbate, NOW. And if you think "between the sheets" when you think of sex, you are not being creative.
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Trust me, I get top marks from everyone, even the drunk ones who won't get off. It's those I was railing against. Also that guy who is probably gay and lying to himself by having sex with lots of women, but takes forever to come because I don't think he actually likes women, I'm talking to him too.

Only thing more annoying is a guy who can't get it up for sex, not because he's drunk either. I hate nervous virgins.
This is phenomenal.
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This is phenomenal.
She's going to win the thread quite comfortably
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A year and a half of 3-minute sex in the same 4 positions cannot make up for the fact that he could always make me orgasm with his hands - in the same fucking position did I mention.
3 minute sex??? I feel like I'm performing poorly if it's less than 20 minutes.
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A year and a half of 3-minute sex in the same 4 positions cannot make up for the fact that he could always make me orgasm with his hands - in the same fucking position did I mention.

Put you know what I'm saying. The initial "this is exciting cause its new" is only cool for awhile. It gets better when you begin to actually know what the other person likes. You just need to learn how not to fall into a pattern.
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Hahaha. So very sad. Screwtape'll never have a chance with you.
I have a harsh rule now. The 3-minute ex was a virgin. The guy who inspired that quote was a virgin but I put up with him because he was the hottest guy I'd ever been with to that point. The guy who cemented the rule so mcuh so that next time I am just gonna say "get out of here" I have no confirmation on his virginity, only on his douchery. (hint: don't ever, ever masturbate in bed. at least go to the fucking bathroom.)
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You also have to last. Which is why you need to masturbate, NOW. And if you think "between the sheets" when you think of sex, you are not being creative.
I think it is more romantic between the sheets but you can make love other places too. I know that. There are tons of ways to pleasure the opposite sex. I know that too.
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