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Old 02-28-2008, 05:11 PM   #796
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Fawlty just spanked himself.
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an expensive piece of silicone with a few AAs will do.
Consider the gender of those you are speaking to
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Don't be such a wanker. Or be more of a wanker, rather.
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Fawlty just spanked himself.
I love that scene
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I think it was in Detroit (can't remember which leg) of the Elevation Tour. I brought a girl that I was seeing at the time. We did the whole waiting thing and got into the front row on the outside of the heart, just to the left of center.

Well, she was a tiny little thing. 5'5" 6" no more than 115 pounds, but I didn't think it would be a problem cause the other shows that I had been to were really laid back. Once U2 gets on stage and Bono starts coming down to the end of the heart, this guy behind her keeps slamming her up against the rail as he tries to touch Bono. Now, I understand the guy wanted to touch him. Fine. But when I asked him to be thoughtful of the girl that I was with he responds in Italian that he doesn't speak english.

He slams into her 4 or 5 more times and keeps playing dumb when I say something to him, so the next time he pushes her I turned around and slapped him. I kept it open fist so it wouldn't be assault. He was pissed, but he didn't touch her again.

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nice. I'm smaller than that and I usually take care of assholes with a well-placed elbow. I didn't know that open hand meant it wasn't assault...
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Sex by yourself seems sad and painful. It is to make love is it not. You can't create love by yourself.
love, another overrated concept...
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I didn't know that open hand meant it wasn't assault...

That's what a cop told me once. I'm gonna keep believing cause I like it.
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I seem to have missed a lot. But if I go back and read shit, this thread will be finished.
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Sex by yourself seems sad and painful. It is to make love is it not. You can't create love by yourself.
If it is painful buy some lube, or if you are cheap lotion or even a bit of spit will do.

And it's not to make love, it's just to have a bit of fun and hopefully an orgasm. Because you're male, you may remove the "hopefully" part.
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I seem to have missed a lot. But if I go back and read shit, this thread will be finished.
It's been a good thread, the half I've participated in at least.

I haven't been catching up for a few threads now, I just don't have time.

we should start thinking about our next location, though I am still in favor of Intercourse.
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If it is painful buy some lube, or if you are cheap lotion or even a bit of spit will do.

And it's not to make love, it's just to have a bit of fun and hopefully an orgasm. Because you're male, you may remove the "hopefully" part.
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... though I am still in favor of Intercourse.
who isnt?
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:16 PM   #808
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It's been a good thread, the half I've participated in at least.

I haven't been catching up for a few threads now, I just don't have time.

we should start thinking about our next location, though I am still in favor of Intercourse.
How about something simple and nonsexual for a change?
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If it is painful buy some lube, or if you are cheap lotion or even a bit of spit will do.
Print my t-shirt post haste.

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Because you're male, you may remove the "hopefully" part.

You're damn right.
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highlight, tourist: gabriel box of the "woe is canada" is a 13 on the purity test.
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