Inaccessible Island Superthread

[Varitek]

So Varitek is a female baseball fan and sex freak. Excellent.

I am so afraid of you. Unless you are attractive.

 

[Varitek]

More information please

sex drugs rocknroll trainwreck thread. if you haven't read it you should, all of it.

45d

 

[Dalton]

I am so afraid of you. Unless you are attractive.

Be afraid, I am hideous. Lyle Lovett thinks my face is wack and Hurley from Lost told me to diet.

 

[Varitek]

Be afraid, I am hideous. Lyle Lovett thinks my face is wack and Hurley from Lost told me to diet.

 

[Dalton]

I know. I think I should get points added to my score cause that means I've achieved all of those things on charm alone. Well charm and alcohol. I'm not gonna lie.

 

[coolian2]

I am watching the first Fawlty Towers, Ian (and Ax when you eventually catch up). I like "make it a double, i'm feeling lucky today"

I love you.

 

[Dalton]

Varitek are you a u2 fan cause they always play elevation at foxboro?

 

[Varitek]

I know. I think I should get points added to my score cause that means I've achieved all of those things on charm alone. Well charm and alcohol. I'm not gonna lie.

So I take it you checked off the "used alcohol to lower MOS resistance"

 

[coolian2]

grr, i want to reply seriously to that thread.

At Auckland I people behind me were smoking weed, and i was standing there like a dickhead having to carefully hold my drink because they took my bottlecap away.

 

[coolian2]

Varitek are you a u2 fan cause they always play elevation at foxboro?

They only play Elevation when the Pats score.....which is always

 

[Dalton]

So I take it you checked off the "used alcohol to lower MOS resistance"

ha ha I checked it twice. You?

Screwtape: how's about that list.

 

[Varitek]

Varitek are you a u2 fan cause they always play elevation at foxboro?

It's Gillette, or was by the time I saw the one Pats game I've been able to get tickets to, never heard it there or at any Revs or WUSA games. They do play Vertigo, COBL, and occasionally Elevation at Fenway though.

But no, that's not why I'm a U2 fan. I don't actually like Elevation that much.

 

[coolian2]

Oh, by the way, i've not wasted the 29th of February and it's not even 11am.

I win.

 

[Varitek]

I love you.

I would hope so, seeing as we're married.

 

[Varitek]

ha ha I checked it twice. You?

Screwtape: how's about that list.

Yes, but it was rather indirectly, not sure if it counts. I more encouraged him to drink more...

45d grrr 2x

 

[Dalton]

grr, i want to reply seriously to that thread.

At Auckland I people behind me were smoking weed, and i was standing there like a dickhead having to carefully hold my drink because they took my bottlecap away.

I slapped an Italian douchebag at one show that I went to cause he wouldn't stop slamming into the friend that I was with.

NOTE: Italian men do NOT like to be slapped.

 

[bono_man2002]

Good morning/afternoon/evening post whores

 

[Varitek]

Oh, by the way, i've not wasted the 29th of February and it's not even 11am.

I win.

Do you mean, because your JT remaster was so awesome, or is there some other way in which you haven't wasted the 29th?

I plan to get wasted ON the 29th...

 

[coolian2]

I slapped an Italian douchebag at one show that I went to cause he wouldn't stop slamming into the friend that I was with.

NOTE: Italian men do NOT like to be slapped.

 

[coolian2]

Do you mean, because your JT remaster was so awesome, or is there some other way in which you haven't wasted the 29th?

I plan to get wasted ON the 29th...

$29 airfares, i booked a trip to Wellington and Christchurch for April.



Dear Richard Branson
Cc. Pacific Blue

I love you.

Much love,
Ian

 

[Varitek]

I slapped an Italian douchebag at one show that I went to cause he wouldn't stop slamming into the friend that I was with.

NOTE: Italian men do NOT like to be slapped.

STORY!!!

 

[coolian2]

"I thought you said...RIGHT, i'll do the menu!"

 

[Varitek]

$29 airfares, i booked a trip to Wellington and Christchurch for April.



Dear Richard Branson
Cc. Pacific Blue

I love you.

Much love,
Ian

What's in Wellington and Christchurch in April

 

[Dalton]

STORY!!!

Yes it is.

 

[coolian2]

What's in Wellington and Christchurch in April

Cold weather

 

[Screwtape2]

Screwtape: how's about that list.

I pay too much attention to the use of color and lighting to be concerned about nudity. If it has a plot beyond the pizza guy has disrobed out of nowhere then it isn't porn.

 

[bono_man2002]

Cold weather

Isn't that all year round?

 

[Varitek]

I pay too much attention to the use of color and lighting to be concerned about nudity. If it has a plot beyond the pizza guy has disrobed out of nowhere then it isn't porn.

You seriously need to have an orgasm.

 

[Dalton]

I pay too much attention to the use of color and lighting to be concerned about nudity. If it has a plot beyond the pizza guy has disrobed out of nowhere then it isn't porn.

I disagree with nothing in this post except for the fact that the only time I notice 'color' I'm usually saying, "Nice! Asian chick."

 

[Varitek]

Yes it is.

tell it!

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