Inaccessible Island Superthread

[redhotswami]

did you just snort coke a minute ago to bring the score down?

 

[coolian2]

Good morning

 

[coolian2]

did you just snort coke a minute ago to bring the score down?

Um......no.

 

[Dalton]

Yeah, I'm also married so I guess I lose some points.

 

[gvox]

married loses you points (along with engaged), so would explain your score being lower than most i've interacted with.

I knew a guy who claimed to be 7 but he counted "beastiality" as walking in on his girlfriend and a cat (the story of which was rather dubious anyway) so I don't know if I can believe his other deductions.

But somehow being married makes it better? Plenty of people never marry but live together or date for along time which would certainly open them up to all those same things...I don't get it, it seems like you're saying that a lower score is something of an accomplishment? maybe I'm reading you wrong..

The questions are fairly straight forward: either the guy fucked his cat or he didnt. Fucking gross, btw.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yeah, I'm also married so I guess I lose some points.

I hear that...

 

[Screwtape2]

I have been tested - I'd say most people with scores as low as ours BETTER have been tested. Anyway it's a natural part of a gyno exam at my uni health center.

Where did Screwtape go? How old are you screwtape?

I'm still here. I'm twenty.

 

[Varitek]

Good morning

Good afternoon.

I think unless you get banned (nice almost-banning there) I will not catch you.

 

[Dalton]

You really got a 99? You only checked one box? Is that right?

 

[Screwtape2]

You really got a 99?

Yeah.

 

[gvox]

Anyway it's a natural part of a gyno exam at my uni health center.

What the?? I thought you were a guy!










couldn't resist

 

[Dalton]

You don't have Cinemax?

 

[coolian2]

Good afternoon.

I think unless you get banned (nice almost-banning there) I will not catch you.

What almost got me banned now?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You don't have Cinemax?

lol

 

[Screwtape2]

You don't have Cinemax?

No and I don't count art house films as porn.

 

[Varitek]

damn it i just ate my last caramel delite girlscout cookie

 

[coolian2]

Yeah.

Ok, i really want to know what box you checked

 

[Dalton]

No and I don't count art house films as porn.

Give me 5 examples of 'art house films' that aren't porn.

 

[Dalton]

damn it i just ate my last caramel delite girlscout cookie

I'd kill for a girlscout box right now.

 

[Varitek]

What almost got me banned now?

nascar thread?

 

[coolian2]

I'd kill for a biscuit right now.

Back soon, i'm off to shower.

 

[Screwtape2]

Ok, i really want to know what box you checked

You know what every guy gets.

I don't want to say it and have some random person read it. Screwtape? I don't know much about him but I know he had this...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'd kill for a girlscout box right now.

-3 points at least...

 

[Varitek]

I'd kill for a girlscout box right now.

I thought you were married?

 

[coolian2]

nascar thread?

Oh that. I didn't start the bitching in that.

Was fun though.

 

[Varitek]

wow Khan in a crackdown

 

[redhotswami]

I thought you were married?

 

[Dalton]

I thought you were married?

So Varitek is a female baseball fan and sex freak. Excellent.

 

[coolian2]

wow Khan in a crackdown

More information please

 

[Varitek]

I am watching the first Fawlty Towers, Ian (and Ax when you eventually catch up). I like "make it a double, i'm feeling lucky today"