If you're single and you know it clap your hands!

[Joha_U2]

Single and proud, dammit!

 

[Renne]

 

[Slapnutz]

5) one night stands

 

[hiphop]

5) one night stands

Oh holy shit, it´s SlapNutz.

 

[DaveC]

SLAPNUTZ!!!

 

[IWasBored]

my question is:

If you're single and you know it clap your hands!

how would you not know it?

being able to listen to whatever music you want at 5am, without disturbing anyone.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

my question is:

If you're single and you know it clap your hands!

how would you not know it?

haha I know many people who are in relationships who have claimed they are single knowing damn well they are not.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

.

 

[anitram]

how would you not know it?

When the other person is a psycho?

I've been in such a "relationship." He thought he would marry me. And my best friend. He pursued both of us. Neither of us ever went on a single date with him. Yes, folks like this exist.

Now,

 

[Doozer61]

haha I know many people who are in relationships who have claimed they are single knowing damn well they are not.

 

[IWasBored]

 

[Phalanx]

Not long ago some girl I know started a sentence with "when we were together..." and I just went .

The truth is we WEREN'T together. Not one moment, not one second. We never went on a date or anything. Ugh, I am just we resolved it.

As for the thread:

Single and loving it...or am I?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

My girlfriend is in Japan for another 3 months, she's been gone for two... Can I snap my fingers and wallow in self-pity?

 

[Blue Room]

Definately know it and have no problem at all with it!

 

[Zoomerang96]

i really have no idea at this moment.

but the people who are clapping their hands seem happy.

 

[Bono's shades]

I can watch whatever I want on TV, listen to whatever music I like, and I don't have to cook for or clean up after anyone but me!

 

[Blue Room]

I can watch whatever I want on TV, listen to whatever music I like, and I don't have to cook for or clean up after anyone but me!

Good answer!!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I'm not happy...so suck on that!

 

[DaveC]

Well...I kinda lied earlier. I have a girlfriend. I just wanted to clap, cause I love that smiley.

 

[Zoomerang96]

wait

is this girlfriend for real

or does she exist in your computer and mind?

 

[LostAtMoon]

... and you know it

Could you not?

 

[Renne]

On the upside, no one to argue with.

On the downside, no one to argue with.

But then again, we can always come here and argue!

 

[Queen Bee]

 

[Diemen]

Up: Don't have to worry about what position the toilet seat is in.

And ladies, it has been unusually quiet out there, so I just wanted to double check that you knew that yes, I am single, and yes, I am available. Now please, one at a time and try to keep it down, the neighbors are sleeping.



I crack myself up sometimes……or………not

 

[Popmartijn]

:clap:

*notices many of the single ladies are living in the USA*

 

[Angela Harlem]

you need to move marty

 

[Popmartijn]

Sorry.



*goes checking out emigration/immigration rules*

 

[DiscoJokeX]

Bah! I want a girlfriend

 

[Diane L]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm going to some more in here cause I feel like it, damnit.