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Old 04-19-2008, 10:17 AM   #241
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We get these great ones during Seinfeld.

Do you like blondes? Text 'blonde' to 4747
Or how about teens? Text 'teen' to 4747

.....on and on it goes, and then....

Don't forget about our nasty ladies! Text 'nasty' to 4747


All with dodgy midi sounding music in the background. I always laugh.


There's one here with these ultra-plastic bikini clad women on a boat cruising some bay, with the voiceover stating that "beautiful women are waiting for your call right now".

Yeah, I bet that's EXACTLY how it works.
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:18 AM   #242
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Something i just replied to on another forum




Alright Horcum. You have five seconds to point out the number of funny things about this quote.


Rarely will you find such a true case of "pot, meet kettle".
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:18 AM   #243
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There's one here with these ultra-plastic bikini clad women on a boat cruising some bay, with the voiceover stating that "beautiful women are waiting for your call right now".

Yeah, I bet that's EXACTLY how it works.
I'm hoping that lingerie wearing blonde sitting suggestively on the bed is who i just sent that text message to....right? Right??
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:19 AM   #244
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Oram's now out there batting.

Hussey's on 52 off 33.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:20 AM   #245
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I'm hoping that lingerie wearing blonde sitting suggestively on the bed is who i just sent that text message to....right? Right??
HE WANTS YOUR BODY.

No, that last sentence is not missing an 's' at the start.
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:21 AM   #246
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Rarely will you find such a true case of "pot, meet kettle".
I was so stunned i could only reply with some nonsense about grammatical irony.


Which has been well received though.
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HE WANTS YOUR BODY.

No, that last sentence is not missing an 's' at the start.
I'm picturing a bearded, greasy, overweight guy smoking a cigarette.
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:24 AM   #248
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Haha, late night ads for ISPs are terrible too. "I-Primus: get what you want quickly" with the image of some beauty queen turning up at the door of this teenage guy's place.

Damn, I've been online six years now and no beauty queens have just turned up at my door!
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:25 AM   #249
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I'm picturing a bearded, greasy, overweight guy smoking a cigarette.
Sharpening his knives. I meant it when I said he wants your body.
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"Hopes tries, he had some hope."

Shut up, Greg Chappell.
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Sharpening his knives. I meant it when I said he wants your body.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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The ad selection this late at night is demented.

We've had ads for Channel 10 bullshit shows like Biggest Loser, then dating agency ads ... and now Nestle yoghurt ads pitched at parents of small children. Trying to encourage cheating husbands who want to meet a mistress but feed their kids the healthiest yoghurt they can find?
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Haha, late night ads for ISPs are terrible too. "I-Primus: get what you want quickly" with the image of some beauty queen turning up at the door of this teenage guy's place.

Damn, I've been online six years now and no beauty queens have just turned up at my door!
And given how much i'm paying for internet i should have a gaggle of them around me 24/7.

Not fair!
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"Hopes tries, he had some hope."

Shut up, Greg Chappell.
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The ad selection this late at night is demented.

We've had ads for Channel 10 bullshit shows like Biggest Loser, then dating agency ads ... and now Nestle yoghurt ads pitched at parents of small children. Trying to encourage cheating husbands who want to meet a mistress but feed their kids the healthiest yoghurt they can find?
I'm tempted to turn on some network TV here, but i don't think anything TVNZ or TV3 have to offer would be as remotely funny!
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