Anus Superthread

[Varitek]

You had a friend from both colleges, but one's kind of a bitch, so you went with the nice friend's college?

I heard people at one college were uglier than the other, so I went with the ugly college, because I feel bad for them and they need something to cheer them up.

 

[Dalton]

you can't afford me

See when most girls see diamonds, they think marriage; when you see diamonds, you think whore ratings.

 

[phillyfan26]

Eat it, Dalton.

 

[Dalton]

I heard people at one college were uglier than the other, so I went with the ugly college, because I feel bad for them and they need something to cheer them up.

The ugly school was in Philly right? Scientifically they are the ugliest city. Right, pfan?

 

[Varitek]

See when most girls see diamonds, they think marriage; when you see diamonds, you think whore ratings.

Hey, it's not just me, it's part of our pop culture now.

 

[phillyfan26]

I heard people at one college were uglier than the other, so I went with the ugly college, because I feel bad for them and they need something to cheer them up.

You saw that college on the cover of a magazine a few weeks ago, so they must be good.

 

[phillyfan26]

The ugly school was in Philly right? Scientifically they are the ugliest city. Right, pfan?

Science my ass, you piece of shit.

 

[Dalton]

Hey, it's not just me, it's part of our pop culture now.

I'm not judging. I'm laughing.

 

[Dalton]

Science my ass, you piece of shit.

Don't get angry with me, get angry with God. Oh that's right, you're riding the fence on that one.

 

[Varitek]

The ugly school was in Philly right? Scientifically they are the ugliest city. Right, pfan?

my school's pretty ugly and it's near philly. but we're not D1.

 

[Dalton]

my school's pretty ugly and it's near philly. but we're not D1.

I hear that the freshman class is pretty good looking though.

 

[phillyfan26]

Don't get angry with me, get angry with God. Oh that's right, you're riding the fence on that one.

I'm an athiest without balls, remember?

And if you remember I'm the exception to the rule. THE AMENDMENT to the rule, if you will.

 

[phillyfan26]

my school's pretty ugly and it's near philly. but we're not D1.

Yeah, nothing near Philly compares to Florida State or something like that.

 

[Varitek]

You saw that college on the cover of a magazine a few weeks ago, so they must be good.

That college's star quarterback (what do they call them in basketball?) just had a highly publicized breakup, so he's probably not going to play well. I'm going with the other guys, even though I've never heard of them.

 

[phillyfan26]

That college's star quarterback (what do they call them in basketball?) just had a highly publicized breakup, so he's probably not going to play well. I'm going with the other guys, even though I've never heard of them.

The tall guy who plays defense near the basket (the goalie?) reminds me of the hot guy from The Bachelor in 2004, so that team will definitely win.

 

[Varitek]

http://wonkette.com/370209/ron-paul-tattoos-one-step-closer-in-descent-to-insanity

might be the scariest thing i've ever seen on the intertubes.

besides 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[phillyfan26]

I made the very intelligent decision not to watch 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[Dalton]

I thankfully never watched 2 girls 1 cup and I never click on your links on work computers.

 

[Dalton]

Wow. My numbers dyslexia just scared the crap out of me.

 

[Varitek]

The tall guy who plays defense near the basket (the goalie?) reminds me of the hot guy from The Bachelor in 2004, so that team will definitely win.

Bill went to that city once to watch sports for 3 days, and even though all he was doing was watching sports, he still said the city was lame, so the other team's gonna win.

 

[Varitek]

I thankfully never watched 2 girls 1 cup and I never click on your links on work computers.

to tubgirl? aww, you should see tubgirl once.

ever seen meatspin?

 

[phillyfan26]

ever seen meatspin?

My one buddy went over to my other buddy's house, and they got on the computer. He said, "Check this out, it's really cool," typed in that address, hit enter and ran out of the room.

Well played.

 

[Dalton]

to tubgirl? aww, you should see tubgirl once.

ever seen meatspin?

Sadly I have. Damn you beer, damn you.

 

[phillyfan26]

Sadly I have. Damn you beer, damn you.

If NSW was here, he'd brag about not drinking right here.

 

[Dalton]

CTU2 is ahead of me, but I don't even think of him cause he picked UConn to win.

 

[Dalton]

Is Bruins Baby philk?

 

[phillyfan26]

My school pool has 34 people in it. With my score being 100% correct right now, I'm tied for first with six people.

 

[Dalton]

A few years ago I was 100% after day one, but was decimated by day 2.

 

[phillyfan26]

My worst finish was 4th, and that was two years ago because I picked Villanova to win it all.

 

[Varitek]

goatse also seems appropriate for this thread.