I was going through some files on my computer when I stumbled across this. I had posted it at that temporary forum back when this new forum was being created, and it wasn't up for long before that forum went away, so I thought I'd share it again. 
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*Larry enters the room, holding a letter*
Larry: You guys, we've been asked to compete on Jeopardy in a special celebrity edition show.
Adam: All of us?
Edge: But there can only be 3 contestants.
Larry: Yeah, we have to pick 3 of us to go, and one of us has to miss out. I'll be busy with Ann that day, so you guys can just go.
Bono: Well...I don't know...I'm kind of busy, actually...
Larry: But Bono, it's for charity...any money you win can go to help relieve 3rd world debt!
Bono: Okay! I'll do it!
***time passes...until the day arrives for the show...Adam, Edge, and Bono are in position and ready to play***
*Jeopardy theme music plays*
Alex: Hello, everyone, and welcome to our special celebrity edition of Jeopardy. Joining me today-
Bono: Excuse me, Alex, but I had an idea for some lyrics to go along with that music. Would you like to hear them?
Alex: Well, uh, how about after the show, Bono?
Bono: Well...I guess so...
Alex: Okay! As I was saying, joining me today are three members of the Irish rock group U2, known as the biggest band in the world!
Bono: Excuse me again, Alex, but we are the BEST band in the world.
Edge: Bono...let the man talk!
Bono: Sorry, sorry...
Alex: Uh...anyway...we have three of the four members with us today, and they are Adam Clayton...
Adam: *cute wave and smile*
Alex: The Edge...
Edge: You can call me "Edge", Alex!
Alex: Thank you! And we also have Bono...
Bono: Yes, and I am here to win money to help 3rd world debt relief. You know, this problem isn't just going to-
Alex: Thank you, Bono, but we have some time set aside for later to discuss the charities you are playing for.
Bono: Oh, that's right, sorry, Alex!
Alex: Okay...moving right along, here are our categories! Singer Nicknames, Clothing, Animals, Science, Literature, and Mythology.
Edge: Uh...those categories don't really seem very typical...some are kind of...general...almost easy...
Alex: Yeah, well, umm...*walks over and whispers to Edge, gesturing towards Bono*
Edge: Ohhhh...
Alex: *resumes his position* Anyway, to begin with, Adam has control of the board.
Adam: I will take "Clothing" for $100, Alex.
Alex: Okay, and the answer is "The groom would most likely be wearing one of these at a formal wedding."
*Adam buzzes in*
Alex: Adam!
Adam: What is a sarong?
Alex: Uh...no...
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: What is a tuxedo?
Alex: Correct! Edge, you now have control.
Edge: I'll take Singer Nicknames for $100, Alex!
Alex: The voice behind the 80's hit "Karma Chameleon".
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: Who is Boy George?
Alex: Correct, Edge you still-
Bono: Alex, I don't think my buzzer thing is working...
Alex: Just press the button, Bono.
Bono: No, it's not working...Edge, let's switch!
Edge: *holds buzzer protectively* No, we can't!
Bono: Then fix my buzzer!
Edge: It's not broken!!!!
Bono: You sabotaged it, didn't you??
Edge: I didn't!! Maybe it was Adam!
Adam: It's not broken! Bono just doesn't know what he's doing!
Bono: I'm buzzing it, and it won't buzz!!!
Alex: Uh...will somebody check his buzzer?
**commercial break**
Alex: Welcome back to our special edition of celebrity Jeopardy! For those of you returning with us, we have checked Bono's buzzer, and it is not broken.
Adam: Apparently, it's just user issues.
Bono: At least I didn't guess "sarong" as a man's wedding attire!!
Adam: At least I could figure out how to use my buzzer!!!
Alex: Anyway...Edge, you still have control of the board.
Edge: I'll take Singer Nicknames for $200, Alex.
Alex: This singer is often referred to as "The Man in Black".
*Bono buzzes in*
Alex: Bono!
Bono: You know...this guy is one cool cat...we had the pleasure of working with-
Alex: I'm sorry, time's up!
Bono: But I didn't get to answer!!
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: Who is Johnny Cash?
Alex: Correct!
Bono: You stole my bloody answer!!
Edge: It's your own fault for rambling!
Bono: Yeah, but I knew it!
Edge: But you didn't say it!!!!
Alex: Uh...Edge, you still have control.
Edge: I'll take Singer Nicknames for $300.
Alex: This singer is commonly referred to as "Old Blue Eyes".
*Bono buzzes in*
Alex: Bono!
Bono: I got to meet this man too. I still remember the first time-
Alex: I'm sorry, Bono, you are out of time.
Bono: But-
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: Who is Frank Sinatra?
Alex: Correct!
Bono: You stole my bloody answer again!!!!!!!!
Edge: Get over yourself, Bono. I'll take Mythology for $100, Alex.
Alex: It is said that if you gaze into the eyes of this character, one will turn to stone.
*Bono rings in*
Alex: Bono!
Bono: *smirks* Who is Edge?
Alex: Uh...that is incorrect...
Edge: *releases buzzer* That's it, I've had it!!!! *jumps on top of Bono* I'm gonna kick your arse!!!!!!!
*Bono and Edge roll around the stage, fighting*
*Alex sighs and throws his cards up in the air*
Adam: Does this mean I win???
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*Larry enters the room, holding a letter*
Larry: You guys, we've been asked to compete on Jeopardy in a special celebrity edition show.
Adam: All of us?
Edge: But there can only be 3 contestants.
Larry: Yeah, we have to pick 3 of us to go, and one of us has to miss out. I'll be busy with Ann that day, so you guys can just go.
Bono: Well...I don't know...I'm kind of busy, actually...
Larry: But Bono, it's for charity...any money you win can go to help relieve 3rd world debt!
Bono: Okay! I'll do it!
***time passes...until the day arrives for the show...Adam, Edge, and Bono are in position and ready to play***
*Jeopardy theme music plays*
Alex: Hello, everyone, and welcome to our special celebrity edition of Jeopardy. Joining me today-
Bono: Excuse me, Alex, but I had an idea for some lyrics to go along with that music. Would you like to hear them?
Alex: Well, uh, how about after the show, Bono?
Bono: Well...I guess so...
Alex: Okay! As I was saying, joining me today are three members of the Irish rock group U2, known as the biggest band in the world!
Bono: Excuse me again, Alex, but we are the BEST band in the world.
Edge: Bono...let the man talk!
Bono: Sorry, sorry...
Alex: Uh...anyway...we have three of the four members with us today, and they are Adam Clayton...
Adam: *cute wave and smile*
Alex: The Edge...
Edge: You can call me "Edge", Alex!
Alex: Thank you! And we also have Bono...
Bono: Yes, and I am here to win money to help 3rd world debt relief. You know, this problem isn't just going to-
Alex: Thank you, Bono, but we have some time set aside for later to discuss the charities you are playing for.
Bono: Oh, that's right, sorry, Alex!
Alex: Okay...moving right along, here are our categories! Singer Nicknames, Clothing, Animals, Science, Literature, and Mythology.
Edge: Uh...those categories don't really seem very typical...some are kind of...general...almost easy...
Alex: Yeah, well, umm...*walks over and whispers to Edge, gesturing towards Bono*
Edge: Ohhhh...
Alex: *resumes his position* Anyway, to begin with, Adam has control of the board.
Adam: I will take "Clothing" for $100, Alex.
Alex: Okay, and the answer is "The groom would most likely be wearing one of these at a formal wedding."
*Adam buzzes in*
Alex: Adam!
Adam: What is a sarong?
Alex: Uh...no...
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: What is a tuxedo?
Alex: Correct! Edge, you now have control.
Edge: I'll take Singer Nicknames for $100, Alex!
Alex: The voice behind the 80's hit "Karma Chameleon".
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: Who is Boy George?
Alex: Correct, Edge you still-
Bono: Alex, I don't think my buzzer thing is working...
Alex: Just press the button, Bono.
Bono: No, it's not working...Edge, let's switch!
Edge: *holds buzzer protectively* No, we can't!
Bono: Then fix my buzzer!
Edge: It's not broken!!!!
Bono: You sabotaged it, didn't you??
Edge: I didn't!! Maybe it was Adam!
Adam: It's not broken! Bono just doesn't know what he's doing!
Bono: I'm buzzing it, and it won't buzz!!!
Alex: Uh...will somebody check his buzzer?
**commercial break**
Alex: Welcome back to our special edition of celebrity Jeopardy! For those of you returning with us, we have checked Bono's buzzer, and it is not broken.
Adam: Apparently, it's just user issues.
Bono: At least I didn't guess "sarong" as a man's wedding attire!!
Adam: At least I could figure out how to use my buzzer!!!
Alex: Anyway...Edge, you still have control of the board.
Edge: I'll take Singer Nicknames for $200, Alex.
Alex: This singer is often referred to as "The Man in Black".
*Bono buzzes in*
Alex: Bono!
Bono: You know...this guy is one cool cat...we had the pleasure of working with-
Alex: I'm sorry, time's up!
Bono: But I didn't get to answer!!
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: Who is Johnny Cash?
Alex: Correct!
Bono: You stole my bloody answer!!
Edge: It's your own fault for rambling!
Bono: Yeah, but I knew it!
Edge: But you didn't say it!!!!
Alex: Uh...Edge, you still have control.
Edge: I'll take Singer Nicknames for $300.
Alex: This singer is commonly referred to as "Old Blue Eyes".
*Bono buzzes in*
Alex: Bono!
Bono: I got to meet this man too. I still remember the first time-
Alex: I'm sorry, Bono, you are out of time.
Bono: But-
*Edge buzzes in*
Alex: Edge!
Edge: Who is Frank Sinatra?
Alex: Correct!
Bono: You stole my bloody answer again!!!!!!!!
Edge: Get over yourself, Bono. I'll take Mythology for $100, Alex.
Alex: It is said that if you gaze into the eyes of this character, one will turn to stone.
*Bono rings in*
Alex: Bono!
Bono: *smirks* Who is Edge?
Alex: Uh...that is incorrect...
Edge: *releases buzzer* That's it, I've had it!!!! *jumps on top of Bono* I'm gonna kick your arse!!!!!!!
*Bono and Edge roll around the stage, fighting*
*Alex sighs and throws his cards up in the air*
Adam: Does this mean I win???
(<-- I love this thingy!)
now... I'm so fickle. 
