PLEBA Mansion Presents....Edge's Magical Beanie.

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Mullen-Girl

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It was early Friday morning at U2 Mansion as some of the girls from PLEBA crashed there. Adam decided to throw a party last night and most of the girls were too gone to drive back to the PLEBA Mansion. As you survey the area you see: Bono laying on the floor wimpering like a puppy, sucking on his thumb with his arm around Ana who is sleeping next to him. Adam with an arm around AM and the other around a bottle of Champagne. Larry asleep on the floor with an arm around Clarity and an arm around MG who is wearing Edge's Beanie. Larry dared her to get it from him while he was asleep. Finally we have Edge who is laying on the couch sans Beanie. The doorbell rings waking everybody up quickly.

Larry:*opens one eye* What the fook was that?...*looks at both sides of him seeing the girls who open their eyes*

MG: Ouch me head *rubs her head and finds the beanie* Oooh I still have this.

Edge: I'll get it. *goes to the door and answers it* Hello? *looks around outside* Anybody here? Hmm..odd *looks down* What the...

Bono: Who is it? Is it the President of the US coming to look for me again?

Edge:*reaches down and grabs a package at his door, then closes it* Hey guys, this package was at the door.

Adam: Maybe it's a prize you won from you sending all those coupons from your comic magazines.

AM: Open it!

Edge:*rips the box open and looks at the contents of the package* Hmm, it's a...

Clarity: Million dollars for me! *giggles*

Edge: A beanie? Why would someone send me a beanie? I already have about 100 of them.

Ana: Hey a note dropped from the box. *points it out*

Edge:*grabs it and reads it* Hello Edge, you have been chosen to wear the magical beanie. *pauses* Magical beanie?

All: Magical beanie?!?!

Edge:*continues* Whatever you want or ask for will come true. Use it wisely for in the end it can bring bad luck if you use it for wrong. Hmm. Well intresting.

Bono: Oooooh Magical powers! *tries to snatch it*

Edge:*swats at Bono's hand* Hey this is MY beanie!

Larry: Try it see what it does.

Edge:*puts on the beanie and gasps* Oh my.

MG: What is it Edge?

Edge:*bluuuuuuusssssh* This gives me X-Ray vision

AM: EEK!! Don't be looking at me undies!

Clarity: Ah crap I forgot to wear my sexy undies.

Edge: ADAM?!?!?!

Adam: What is it Edge?

Edge: You're not wearing any underwear.

AM: WOO HOO!

Bono: Well why don't we take it to the street see what we can do with this so called magical beanie, which I think is a fake.

Clarity: Oh Bono you're just jealous.

*The gang quickly fix themselves up and head out to the streets of Dublin to try out the magical beanie*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-08-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Edge: ADAM?!?!?!

Adam: What is it Edge?

Edge: You're not wearing any underwear.
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Oh My!!! It is funny how the 'fifth member' makes an appearance in almost every story. Not that I am complaining
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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"
 
*The gang walk around Dublin, trying to figure out what to do with it when all of a sudden a sound is heard in the trees*

Bono: What the hell is that?

MG: Sounds like a kitty crying.

All:*look up at the trees*

Larry:*points it out* Hey there it is. Awwwww what a cute little kitty.

Clarity:*giggles* awwwww larry said cute stuff.

Larry:*snarl* FOAD!

Ana: Why don't you use your magical beanie to fly up into the tree and save the cat?

Edge: Hmm, good idea. This is a small start. *stands there pondering*

Bono: What are you waiting for beanie boy? We haven't got all day!

Edge: Eh, I don't know how to start this off. Is there an on button on it? *takes it off and searches*

AM: Maybe you just have to wish.

Edge:*puts it back on* Well ok. *closes his eyes and concentrates*

Adam:*looking at Edge* Man don't pop a vein there. It's not rocket science although you may think it is.

Edge:*starts to fly off the ground and towards the tree*

All: Oooooh Ahhhhh

MG: Yeah you go Edge!

Bono: It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Super Beanie Edge!

Edge:*reaches into the tree and pulls the cat when all of a sudden...*

Clarity: What the fook is that noise?

AM:*looks at Edge in the tree* Oh crap he's getting scratched to death by the cat!

All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

Edge:*holding the cat who is scratching him* Get ME DOWN FROM HERE! OUCH! Nice Kitty stop scratching me eye out I think i'll need that.

Larry: Throw things at Edge, maybe it'll knock him down. *grabs a rock and throws it at Edge*

Edge: Ouch! ME CROTCH!

Larry:*giggles* That's 5 points for accuracy.

Adam: If you were that smart, you'd wish yourself down Edge.

Edge: Oh yeah. *closes his eyes as he starts to come down with the attacking kitty* Finally! *lets the cat go* Damn Cat.

Bono: Well that was intresting. I wonder what else we can do with this..

*The gang continue walking through Dublin and come to the river Liffey*

MG: Maybe you can wish the Liffey to be clean. It's full of gross shiznit.

Bono: That's a good idea you see the river Liffey runs through our wonderful city of Dublin and it's a very special river because.........*1 hour later as the gang start to doze off* and so if we were to clean it it would be wonderful.

Larry:*snore* *snort* Oh you're done good.

Clarity: That was a long one, thankfully Larry makes a nice pillow.

Adam: So are you going to clean it?

Edge: Well I don't know but...HEY! GIVE ME MY BEANIE BACK!

Bono:*snatches it* NOPE I'm going to use it now!!!!*puts it on and...*
 
Bono:*snatches it* NOPE I'm going to use it now!!!!*puts it on and closes his eyes*

Larry: Oh great, he's probably going to wish for thousands of women who worship his feet or something.

Clarity: Doesn't that happen already?

Larry: Oh yeah.

All:*look at Bono who is walking towards the edge of the Liffey*

Adam: I think he's going to clean it.

AM: Yeah I bet he will...wait..what the...

Bono:*opens his eyes and finds that the Liffey is now clean but starts to part the river and walks through it*

MG: Oh gawd not the parting of the Red Sea. He thinks he's Moses now.

Bono: Hey guys walk through! This is cool!

Ana: I don't trust this very much.

Adam: I think that just as long as he keeps the wish in his head it'll keep parted.

Edge:*starts to walk through* C'mon guys it'll be ok!

All: Ok. *start to walk through*

Clarity: Wow this is really cool. You can see what's in the water on each side.

Bono:*reaches the otherside* Well that was fun. *takes the beanie off*

Edge: BONO NO!

Bono:*turns* What? Oh...woops.

*The river Liffey closes in on everybody who were still walking through*

Adam:*back strokes* Well at least the water is clean now.

Edge:*waves arms in the air up and down* I can't swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!

Larry:*sigh* Here we go again *swims over to Edge and takes him to the edge of the Liffey*

MG:*dives under the water and pulls something out* Hey is this anybody's wallet?

All: No!

MG:*opens it* Well it's mine now *giggle*

*The gang step out of the water, completely drentched looking at Bono*

Larry:*snatches the beanie out of Bono's hand* YOU will never take this again ok?

Bono:*pouts* OK, i'm sowwy.

Ana: Awwwwww *hugs Bono* It's ok sweetie.

Bono:*grins behind her back*

AM: Well now that we're soaking wet, why don't we rest here on the hill and dry ourselves off.

Adam: That's a good idea. After all that swimming I think I need a nice nap.

All: yeah!

*The gang rest alongside the Liffey and start to doze off. Only Clarity and MG are still awake when....*

Clarity: Hey they're all asleep even Edge with the beanie. Why don't we try it out?

MG: Do you think that'll be ok? I mean look what it caused...

Clarity: Yeah we'll use it wisely!

MG: Well ok, if you say so. *slips the beanie off of Edge's head and puts it on* HOLY MOTHER OF....*thud*

Clarity: What?

MG: I can see inside Larry's clothes *grins widely*

Clarity: Oooh let me see! *puts it on* OH MY GOD! I have been good.

*The girls start to walk away from their sleeping friends pondering what to do with the beanie when....*
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

MG: Sounds like a kitty crying.

All:*look up at the trees*

Larry:*points it out* Hey there it is. Awwwww what a cute little kitty.
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Awwwww....kitty

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Proud owner, maker and baker of THE U2 cookies.
 
*The girls start to walk away from their sleeping friends pondering what to do with the beanie when Clarity spots a really hot guy*

Clarity: Oh gawd that guy is really hot..*drooool*

MG: Oh yeah! Totally.

Clarity:*grins and puts on the beanie* I wish that that guy falls for me and asks me out.

MG:*giggles* Let's see if this works.

Guy:*walks up to Clarity* Oh my God. You are the most beautiful woman that i've ever seen in my life. Will you go out with me tonight.

Clarity:*grins* Of course I will *gives him her number*

Guy: I'll call you tonight. *slips in own puddle of drool* Eh...bye *walks away with a dazed look on his face*

MG:*laughs* Man girlie that was a good one! My turn now! *grabs the beanie and puts it on*

Clarity: What are you going to wish for?

MG: You see this store? I'm going to wish that the person inside there gives me all the clothes that I want for free.

Clarity: Hey that's a good one twin!

MG:*walks into the store wishing while she does* Hello.

Clerk: Wow please take anything and everything you want. It's on the house!

MG: Woooo Hooo! *starts grabbing clothes for her and Clarity and both try them on*

Clarity: God we're so good.

*The girls walk out of the store with almost half of it in bags. While back at the Liffey*

Larry:*yawns and wakes up* Oh that was a nice nap.

Edge: Oh yeah. Nothing like a nap to bring back energy.

Ana:*looks around* Hey where's MG and Clarity?

AM: I thought I heard them leave awhile ago.

Adam:*points at Edge's head* That's not the only thing that left.

Edge:*grabs at his head* Oh crap! They took my beanie!

Larry: We have to find them soon. With those terror twins you'll never know what they'll do next.

*The gang head off to find the Larry twins while back with MG and Clarity*

Clarity: What else should we do?

MG: I've got an idea...why don't we ask to be famous supermodels or rockstars?

Clarity: Hey I like the rockstar idea! *grabs beanie and puts it on wishing that her and MG become rockstars* Ok.

MG: Ok, eh now what?

Clarity: Well I don't know. I guess we go home and we have millions of dollars or something.

Girl: Oh my God! *points* It's the Twins!!!!

Guy: OMG! You guys are my favourite band! You girls are hot.

Clarity&MG:*look at eachother*

MG: Well thank you. Who do I sign this to?

Clarity:*signs autographs and looks at MG* Man this totally rocks! We're famous now.

MG: Yeah I know!

*What the girls don't realize is that they are THE most famous band in the world. Thousands of people start to gather around them asking for autographs*

Clarity: Ack my hand is starting to cramp up!

MG: Mine is too! Let's get the fook outta here! *to fans* OK we're going to go now.

Fan: Oh no! PLease! *grabs at MG's shirt* STAY!

MG:*trying to pull away* let me go! Clarity!

Clarity:*being grabbed from around* TWIN! Haul arse!

*Both girls start running away from the fans while the fans chase them down the street. They run into a store to hide when...*
 
*Both girls start running away from the fans while the fans chase them down the street. They run into a store to hide when the clerk looks at them*

Clerk: OMG! The twins!!! Please take anything you want from my store!

MG: Wow. I so love this!

Clarity: Yeah except for the thousands of fans running after us. *fills bags full of clothes and accessories*

*The gang walk around when they see thousands of people looking for somebody*

Bono: They must be looking for me! Hey i'm over here! *waves arms*

AM: Please Bono not the whole world is a fan of yours.

Larry:*goes up to a fan* Hey who are you guys looking for?

Guy: For the Twins! They were here signing autographs not too long ago but they ran away.

Ana: Well we know what the girls wished for.

Adam: Yeah now just to find them.*asks guy* Where did you see them last?

Guy: They ran over there. *points at store*

Larry: Thanks. Ok guys let's check it out.

*The gang walk into the store and see MG and Clarity with tons of bags full of merchandise*

MG&Clarity: Eek! *drop their bags*

Bono: So this is where you are girls eh?

MG: Well we just wanted to have a bit of fun with the beanie y'know. We didn't mean any harm.

Larry:*snatches beanie from Clarity's head* I'm Disappointed in you two.

Clarity:*pouts* We didn't mean to do anything bad.

Adam: Now let's get out of here and on your way out wish to be normal again.

MG:*puts it on* We wish to not be rockstars.

AM: That's better! Now maybe we should destroy this beanie before it causes more trouble.

Ana: I agree with AM.

Edge: But it's MY beanie *pouts*

Larry:*hugs Edge* There there. You have lots of beanies at home. Now we need to destroy this before any other people *peers at everybody* get their hands on it.

Bono: Well let's do it then. I've got a lighter right here.

Larry: Ok light the beanie on fire.

*Bono lights the beanie and the gang watch on as they watch it burn*

MG: Well at least we still have our clothes.

Clarity: Yeah this'll totally keep us covered for a couple of years.

Bono: Yeah and the Liffey is clean.

*The gang head home to the U2 mansion and talk about the experience they had with the beanie. Knowing never to use anything magical again.*

The End.
 
Larry:*points it out* Hey there it is. Awwwww what a cute little kitty.
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keeeeeeeetiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry, inside joke guys
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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Bono:*snatches it* NOPE I'm going to use it now!!!!*puts it on and closes his eyes*

Larry: Oh great, he's probably going to wish for thousands of women who worship his feet or something.

Clarity: Doesn't that happen already?

Larry: Oh yeah.
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LOL! How true, how true.

Cute story, MG!
 
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