Caption Thread Part 3 - BOOM CHA!!!

[GracelandHarley]

Bono: See I am just as tall as the others

Priceless!

 

[Mucca]

These are great!!!

 

[one4u2]

How does this thing work?

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Genius! That's cool one4u2...but I can see more.

 

[AtomicBono]

My oddball friends and I are also official pirates!! I got told that I am to wear an eyepatch to my leaving school party next month!
S.S FLOATY all the way!

YARRR, pirates are awesome!! We had a party for my pirate friend Ramon's birthday and we all dressed up like pirates, needless to say it ruled. Of course we act like pirates on a daily basis, i.e. random yarrs, eating at Subway (Italian BMT=great), and causing trouble

Bono: I love you Edge!
Edge: Uh huh, I love you too (Me: U2!! it's funny because it sounds the same) Bono...
Bono: Good, now give me my award.
Edge: Very funny Bono. Now let go.
Bono: No, you let go.
Edge: Come on Bono. This is my award and you know it.
Bono: Don't make me strangle you...
Edge: We look like a gay couple sharing a tender moment.
Bono: Edge, I'll get you for this...just you wait...

Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! BONO ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Edge: Are you STILL mad about that award?
Bono: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ...yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH!

for the record, I love this thread, you guys are all hilarious!

 

[Mucca]

Good one atomic Bono!

 

[Sad_Girl]

YARRR, pirates are awesome!! We had a party for my pirate friend Ramon's birthday and we all dressed up like pirates, needless to say it ruled. Of course we act like pirates on a daily basis, i.e. random yarrs, eating at Subway (Italian BMT=great), and causing trouble

Have you seen the movie Dodgeball?

And funny stuff! I love it!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: This is cool, The Edge, what is it?
: It's my Ultra-BBD05. I'm so happy I've finally perfected it!
: BBD? Whatever is that?
: Beach Ball Deflater. If those pesky PLEBAns throw one at ya, just wave the Ultra-BBD05 around, and it'll take care of that nasty beach ball real quick. I've got a patent pending for it!

 

[elysithea]

: This is cool, The Edge, what is it?
: It's my Ultra-BBD05. I'm so happy I've finally perfected it!
: BBD? Whatever is that?
: Beach Ball Deflater. If those pesky PLEBAns throw one at ya, just wave the Ultra-BBD05 around, and it'll take care of that nasty beach ball real quick. I've got a patent pending for it!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!



YES!! That was brilliant!!! I never get tired of the beach ball jokes.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

YARRR, pirates are awesome!! We had a party for my pirate friend Ramon's birthday and we all dressed up like pirates, needless to say it ruled. Of course we act like pirates on a daily basis, i.e. random yarrs, eating at Subway (Italian BMT=great), and causing trouble

Bono: I love you Edge!
Edge: Uh huh, I love you too (Me: U2!! it's funny because it sounds the same) Bono...
Bono: Good, now give me my award.
Edge: Very funny Bono. Now let go.
Bono: No, you let go.
Edge: Come on Bono. This is my award and you know it.
Bono: Don't make me strangle you...
Edge: We look like a gay couple sharing a tender moment.
Bono: Edge, I'll get you for this...just you wait...

Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! BONO ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Edge: Are you STILL mad about that award?
Bono: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ...yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH!

!

LOL at the beach ball deflater, too .

Angela

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I also love the Ultra BBD05 joke!

 

[BEVERLY56]

Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! BONO ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Edge: Are you STILL mad about that award?
Bono: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ...yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH!

This reminds me of Animal from Sesame Street.

 

[BEVERLY56]

At the risk of sounding stupid...I haven't been around here long enough, I don't really understand what the beach ball thing is all about. I can guess...but someone pls tell me!

 

[BEVERLY56]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/beverly56/5add1283.jpg

OK I'm trying to post a pic for the 1st time following the directions here...

Why did it just give the link and not post the actual picture? Its a great picture! Many great captions come to mind!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/beverly56/5add1283.jpg

OK I'm trying to post a pic for the 1st time following the directions here...

Why did it just give the link and not post the actual picture? Its a great picture! Many great captions come to mind!

You know where you have the URL things? Take out the "url" part and put "img" in each bracket .

Also, the beach ball thing stemmed from a Slane Castle show in which a beach ball flew up on stage.

Angela

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Look deep into my eyes, that's it. You're getting sleepy...very...sleepy. When you wake up, you will have no recollection of the beach ball jokes...You will forget all about Bono and give all your attention to me...You will realize that cats are just Satan's little creatures put on this earth to torment us. Yes, that's it, dear PLEBAn. Good. Now, when I count to 10 and snap me fingers, you will not remember this session, but you will know these four things: No beach balls. No Bono. No cats. Just...Larry. Ready? 1, 2, 3...

<PLEBAn>: CATORCE!

: I almost had her!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: You tried counting to 10 again, didn't ya? I told you it wouldn't work!

: FOAD, Adam. Just...FOAD. Bono's once again foiled me plans to dominate PLEBA!

: Well, better luck next time.

 

[Sad_Girl]

: Look deep into my eyes, that's it. You're getting sleepy...very...sleepy. When you wake up, you will have no recollection of the beach ball jokes...You will forget all about Bono and give all your attention to me...You will realize that cats are just Satan's little creatures put on this earth to torment us. Yes, that's it, dear PLEBAn. Good. Now, when I count to 10 and snap me fingers, you will not remember this session, but you will know these four things: No beach balls. No Bono. No cats. Just...Larry. Ready? 1, 2, 3...

<PLEBAn>: CATORCE!

: I almost had her!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

<dude in middle> Oooooo I just love these guys!!! (squeeze)

: Easy, mate. That neck you're squeezing is a priceless piece of equipment! Trust me, you would not want to face the wrath of the PLEBAns for messing up me neck!

(Sorry, I've no clue who that guy is , but he'd better get his arms off our man right away! Even Little Steven is getting annoyed by the Bono neck threat!)

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

: Look deep into my eyes, that's it. You're getting sleepy...very...sleepy. When you wake up, you will have no recollection of the beach ball jokes...You will forget all about Bono and give all your attention to me...You will realize that cats are just Satan's little creatures put on this earth to torment us. Yes, that's it, dear PLEBAn. Good. Now, when I count to 10 and snap me fingers, you will not remember this session, but you will know these four things: No beach balls. No Bono. No cats. Just...Larry. Ready? 1, 2, 3...

<PLEBAn>: CATORCE!

: I almost had her!

!

Angela

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hmmmm, I wonder if they make that in a 38 regular?

(Ali): Of course they do, dear. It's our own line of clothing, don't you remember these things?

: We have a line of clothing out? When'd that happen?

 

[Sad_Girl]

(snickers because he tricked Bono into opening the can he dropped)

Yeah! a beer shower!
Hey hey hey! YOU'RE WASTING IT!

 

[bono_gal]

What you lookin at?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

What you lookin at?

Oh, just the 2nd sexiest man on the planet! (I have to say my hubby's the sexiest, he's home right now...)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hurry up you guys!
: Yeah, be quick and zip it up, the cops are coming!
: I've got stage fright! I can't do it! But I gotta go so baaaad!
: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: This is cool, The Edge, what is it?
: The latest version of The Orgasmatron.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: OMG You cannot be serious. Those are PLEBAns over there, armed with beach balls!
: Oh sh they've amassed an army of beach ball throwers!
: (Too mesmerized by Bono's hotness to notice any beach balls. Besides, his helmet hair will protect him from any beach ball attack.)
: Just...move...slowly...grab the pitchfork...and...zap the beach balls!

...Which makes me think of something for you techies out there - maybe we could start a U2 game featuring beach balls attacking the band??? I wouldn't have the foggiest idea how to go about it, but it'd sure be a fun game. Like Space Invaders or something.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

This one is so ripe with potential, but alas, I can't seem to think of anything! Can someone help a PLEBAn out??? Please caption this photo!

 

[Carmelu2fan]

This one is so ripe with potential, but alas, I can't seem to think of anything! Can someone help a PLEBAn out??? Please caption this photo!

I would like to order 5,000 pizza's for all my PLEABAN's
How shall I pay.......my name is Larry Mullens Jr.

 

[one4u2]

I would like to order 5,000 pizza's for all my PLEABAN's
How shall I pay.......my name is Larry Mullens Jr.