Caption Thread Part 3 - BOOM CHA!!!

[Sad_Girl]

B: I'm sorry, Adam, but Larry did start the band, we can't fire him!
A: But I wanted to be the pretty one!

 

[Sad_Girl]

B: Hey Edge, You got the keys?
E: No, I think Larry has the keys
L: No, I think Adam has the keys
A: No I think... damnit we're out of members to blame!

L: I told you not to give Adam the keys, he locks them in the car every time!

 

[AtomicBono]

Very few people realize that being a Guitar player was Edge's 'fallback' career;
which he pursued only after accepting the fact
he was a century or two to late to be a Pirate.

Dude, my friends and I are all officially pirates, they're still around, trust me. Edge can come hang with us

 

[Meghan]

This one's dying for a caption!! I'm a little humourly-challenged so can one of you funny girls and/or boys think of anything?
(Notice Adam's placement of tape. )

 

[hay]

: speak no evil
: feel no evil
:see no evil
: DO NO EVIL
sorry,

 

[FlyYourKite]

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

: Beam me up, Willie!
: I feel a little dizzy...
: Wheeeee

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Emm ....so what did you guys do last night?

"We should really be the ones kissing the ground....Bono was the one flying the damn plane."

!

LOL at the ones about the alphabet and Larry having vertigo, too . And the others are great, too.

Angela

 

[kellyahern]

: Beam me up, Willie!
: I feel a little dizzy...
: Wheeeee

 

[~BrightestStar~]

These are great!



SG You're hilarious!

 

[elysithea]

Despite rumors (supposedly spread by the Edge)... Grammys are NOT made of chocolate. Bono found this out the hard way....

: OW! I think I chipped a tooth!

: Edge! Quick! Save me from those crazed PLEBA girls!!
:


Sorry if my humor's off, but I wanted to play.

 

[elysithea]

: *whisper* Should we tell Bono that the lens cap is still on?
: *whipser* Nah. It's more fun watching him make an arse out of himself.
: *laughing to himself*

: *mentally goes through his to-do list* Hmm...what will I have for dinner when I get home? Oh, yeah, I have to do laundry, too....

or

: Hmm....did I leave the stove on?

or

: Why is the President staring at me like that? Ugh...hope he doesn't ask me to be an intern. *shudders*

 

[Sad_Girl]

L: Are those pleban girls still down there?
A: not for long. It looks like they're forming a human pyramid. I think there's enough of them they might reach us...
L: I told you we should've stayed somewhere taller!

 

[Sad_Girl]

These are great!



SG You're hilarious!

Awww... *blush* you know how much the guys inspire me!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

at these recent ones ! Keep 'em coming!

*Edited 'cause I think I have one:

I spy, with my little eye, something round and colorful...
If you're thinking of a beach ball, I am going to hurt you...

Sorry, couldn't resist....

Angela

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

You can't have me Lucky Charms!

: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

: I'm not falling for that again. You'll get your chance with the PLEBA girls. Let me have their attention now!

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

Eli: Now I know why you wear the shades all the time, Da. Can I have a pair next time?

: I told you, no fly shades until you're at least four. Your mum will kill me.

: (mumbles) I will not forget to make hotel reservations next time.

: Say it again. We're going to make sure you learn your lesson this time!

: I will not forget to make hotel reservations next time.

Next time? You think we'll put you in charge next time?

: Is that a beach ball?

 

[elysithea]

B: Hey Edge, You got the keys?
E: No, I think Larry has the keys
L: No, I think Adam has the keys
A: No I think... damnit we're out of members to blame!

Oh, that's a good one, lol! I have my own cap for that one.

: Isn't this car a little too small for four people?
: Four average sized people, you mean. Bono doesn't count.
: HEY!
: Sorry, man. But it's like the amusement park rides. You have to be so tall to ride.
:
: It's okay, B. You can sit on my lap.

 

[elysithea]

You can't have me Lucky Charms!

I loved that pic! Bono is such a cut up.

"I told you, no fly shades until you're at least four. Your mum will kill me."

 

[Sad_Girl]

*Edited 'cause I think I have one:

I spy, with my little eye, something round and colorful...
If you're thinking of a beach ball, I am going to hurt you...

Sorry, couldn't resist....

Angela

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

: You know I'm going to win this staring contest. You might as well just look away now.

: See? I'm still staring. And I've even managed to change outfits, too!

All right, that's it for me. It's past my bedtime. Isn't B just adorable in that last pic? I'm practically counting the days until October already, because I can't wait to see him again!

 

[elysithea]

: You know I'm going to win this staring contest. You might as well just look away now.

: See? I'm still staring. And I've even managed to change outfits, too!

Okay, 'nite! Sweet dreams!

 

[elysithea]

: *out of breath* Hey, I'm...taking...a break. Play a guitar solo or somethin'...
: Get off your duff and sing!
: Gimme a break, man! I'm tired! See? I'll even hold the mic for ya!
: I told you to cut back on those pastries!
: But they're so yummy! Besides, the girls love it when I sprawl out on the floor!
: Oh, so that's why you're on the floor for half the concert! This isn't the time for a nap!

 

[Sad_Girl]

"...and now we turn the floor over to Bono"

Yay! It's finally my turn to talk!

 

[daygloeyes2]

: I feel pretty, oh so pretty.....

 

[Sad_Girl]

(To self) This guy talks more than I do! All I asked was 'Where's the bathroom?'

Oh for crying out loud already! ! Excuse me, miss do YOU know where the bathroom is?!?!?!

 

[Mucca]

These are great!!

SG - I love the last two you posted!!! You're on a roll tonight girl!

 

[kcline1]

Oh, that's a good one, lol! I have my own cap for that one.

: Isn't this car a little too small for four people?
: Four average sized people, you mean. Bono doesn't count.
: HEY!
: Sorry, man. But it's like the amusement park rides. You have to be so tall to ride.
:
: It's okay, B. You can sit on my lap.

Just great!!!

 

[kcline1]

>

... oh ... you look so beautiful tonight ... oh ... you look ...

<thinking> Perfect angle!! One swing with the guitar neck'll knock him right out ... no one will notice ... then I'll get all the PLEBAns' attention!

<says> All right, Bono -- just stay there and don't move!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

. Thank you.

More hilarious ones here ! I love it.

Angela