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Originally posted by BittersweetGirl:

The girls who love you, we're on PLEBA
We love you more than an amoeba (?!)
lol!!!!!!! it's so obscure it's funny
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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~
 
Pleba's one of those words that sounds like lots of stuff should rhyme with it, but for some reason nothing does. It was late at night, and amoeba was the first thing that popped into my head (curse AP bio!)
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If anyone is interested in looking at ALL these, PLUS a bunch of stuff done before, my site's up to date.
It's all there. Every drool-soaked word.


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"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Fight Club

"Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget. Forget that there are places in the world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch. That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you." - The Shawshank Redemption

"All God wants is a willing heart and for us to call out to him." - Bono

"Ohh!!! Egyptians!" - Me, on AOL IM
 
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Wooo Hooo!!! What a friggin hilarious thread. And Look how it shows us all together, laughing and having fun.

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It's cold in the ground
But there's peace in the sound
Of the white and the black
Spilling over


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Thanks for bumping this one back up! Goodtimes...wish I was this creative! Maybe I'll try something in the coming days...



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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

BONO: I think you pull it.
HIPPYACTRESS: !!
BONO: Or push it.
BONO: Just....feckin? twist it, I guess. I don't know. I WANT MORE!!
HIPPYACTRESS: *passes out*
BONO: NURSE!!! *rings bell* I did it again!
 


(I have to edit this because I just thought of an optional verse that could be sung like the "we'll shine like stars..." verse.)
Your bald head will shine in the summer night
Your bald head will shine in the winter light


...One Hat
One Head
No Hair...
With or Without Beanie

LOL!!!!!

(and I had to edit cause I got in a hurry and screwed up the quote!)



[This message has been edited by alreadygone (edited 12-08-2001).]
 
So here's my small contribution...

Pride (In the Name of Lust)

One man come in the name of lust
One man come and stay
One man come, for the PLEBAns
One man to f*** all day

In the name of lust
Come more in the name of lust?
In the name of lust
F*** more in the name of lust?

One man caught without defense
One man he resists
One man washed in an bubbly tub
One man seduced with a kiss

In the name of lust
Do more in the name of lust
In the name of lust
What more in the name of lust?

(The Edge!)

Early morning, she gets up
A yell rings out in the PLEBA sky
Oh my dad, she seduced Edge
But could not seduce the Fly!

In the name of lust
What more in the name of lust
In the name of lust
What more in the name of lust

For the horny PLEBA ladies...sing

In the name of lust
What more in the name of lust
In the name of lust
What more in the name of lust
In the name of lust...


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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

BONO: I think you pull it.
HIPPYACTRESS: !!
BONO: Or push it.
BONO: Just....feckin? twist it, I guess. I don't know. I WANT MORE!!
HIPPYACTRESS: *passes out*
BONO: NURSE!!! *rings bell* I did it again!

[This message has been edited by hippyactress (edited 12-08-2001).]
 
*blush asaurus rex* I forgot about my songs. Feck.
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
My Best Friend is in Love with Larry
(to the tune of "WGRYWH")

She's dangerous 'cause she's crazy
She's dangerous, she don't know what she wants
Well she needs a man, with biceps strong and tan
And that drummer's always just out of reach

Hey hey hey sha la la
Hey hey...

She's an accident waiting to happen
She's an Irish girl with a strong imagination
Well she tells me things that I don't want to hear
About what she'd do with Larry if she could

Hey hey, sha la la
Hey hey, sha la la

Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Will it be Bono or Larry in the end?
Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Oh help her out, she's my best friend

Well she likes Bono with his cool blue eyes
She talks about him very sweetly sometimes
And she likes the leather pants, just like me
She likes the singer too, lemons and limes...

Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Will it be Bono or Larry in the end?
Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Let it be Larry or I won't be her friend!

Oh oh
The deeper we get
Oh oh
Into conversations about smiles and sweat
We laugh too loud and get at each other's throats
Talking about everything we hope
We can do someday with Bono and Larry
One is smooth, the other is...

Haaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrryyyyy
Oh, Bono is hairy
Smoooooooooo-oooth
Larry is so smooooooth...

Who's gonna help Meghan up her mind?
I will, cause Bono is mine!
Who's gonna get Larry for Meghan?
Me, once I have Bono so fine...

(This is by far the worst one.)
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If you cannot live together in here, you cannot live together out there, let me tell ya. --Bono

You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice... --Bono
 
Originally posted by paxetaurora:

Haaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrryyyyy
Oh, Bono is hairy
Smoooooooooo-oooth
Larry is so smooooooth...
LMAO!!!!!!! Is that the 'don't turn around your gypsy heart' part? LMAO!!!!! I can hear it in my head
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Anyone else remember this from another thread?

Originally posted by WildHonee:
I beg your pardon?! My songs are pure literary...eh....well..

in other news --
*PARENTAL ADVISORY*
Don't let your young children read this. I blame my many hours of listening to 'loveline' and living on PLEBA.

*ahem*
"Cup"
to the tune of 'One'

Is it getting bigger
or does it look the same?
Will it make him easier on our eyes?
And does it have a name?
They say

One cup
One crotch
with PLEBA girls
you gotta watch.
One cup
We have to share him.
He'll leave the stage
if you don't care for it.

He won't disappoint you
just put bad thoughts in your mind.
You act like you've never seen one.
Yes, Bono's the best you'll find.
Well it's

two kids
one day
Then he has twenty more before I know.
A cup? Or the real thing.
We have to
get up on stage
get up on stage
Cup....

His hands keep going places
we all want to go
And these pictures cannot tell us
what we want to know

Did I say too much?
More than enough?
Are you just shocked
or did you lose your lunch?
I know
I'm not the only one
who likes
to think about it
day after day.

They say
oh, it's the real thing,
no cups involved.
But he needs protection
from alll our paws.
Suggestive noises
and then he leaves the stage.
And I can't keep wondering
bout what he's got
if it's just a cup.

One man
one cup
something
about him I want to know.
One cup
or the real thing
Bono!
Bono.
One cup
but maybe not.
We get to
wonder about it
wonder about it

Cup....

Cup....

*bow*

maybe when Bono and I meet in court he'll wear a tie
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Originally posted by UV2001:
Anyone else remember this from another thread?

*blush* feck it all to heck. I can't escape my past life of-- o it's the same as my current life.

CARRY ON, THEN!!!!!
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lmao at MYSELF and my song writings. How sad.



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by alreadygone:
...One Hat
One Head
No Hair...
With or Without Beanie

LOL! That's a great addition to the song- it should officially be added!

And thanks for bumping this thread up- it's hilarious. I love all the new songs.
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With apologies to Mona...and others, this is a much more creative rendering of my bastardized U2 hymn than my earlier post.

I hope you all enjoy it.

Of course, it is sung to the tune of WOWY.

See the pants around your legs
See me climb up on the stage
I want your pants


Sleight of hand and pants are mine
Don't worry in a sarong look you fine
And I have your pants


With or without pants
With or without pants


Through the crowd I see your pants
Grab 'em now its my only chance
And I want your pants


With or without pants
With or without pants
I can't pick
With or without pants


And you give your pants to me
And you give your pants to me
And you give
And you give
And you give your pants to me


Your pants are mine
Your body nude, you're left with
Nothing to wear
But you're no prude


And you give your pants to me
And you give your pants to me
And you give
And you give
And you give your pants to me


With or without pants
With or without pants
I can't pick
With or without pants


With or without pants
With or without pants
I can't pick
With or without pants
With or without pants
 
Heh.. more pants songs..

ELEVATION ELONGATION

High, higher than my head
You shoot me like I'm dead
I need you to.. elevate my pants


Drool, at corner of your lips
I orbit in your hips
*Eclipse*
You elevate my pants


WWWWOAHHHH I've got no self control
Been been crawlin on the floor now
Going down, elongation

You and I, mesh like pie
You make my pants feel like they fly
So high
Elongation


My car
Is a good place to go far
After we leave the bar
Maybe you can help me undo my pants


Explain all these big bulges
Can't last but I've got width
The goal is elongation


My briefs!
Ending up with holes!
Dont know how to sew now
Going down, elongation


You and I, mesh like pie
You make my pants feel like they fly
So high
Elongation


You
Lift me up out of these pants
Won't you tell me something of romance
I believe in you


WWWWOAHHHH I've got no self control
Been been crawlin on the floor now
Going down, elongation


Higher now
In my pants
You make me feel like it can fly
So high
Elongation


Elongation
Elongation
Elongation
Elongation


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It's cold in the ground
But there's peace in the sound
Of the white and the black
Spilling over


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Photo Albums
 
I was going to try my hand at this and chose Kite as my target. Look at the words:

Something
Is about to give
I can feel it coming
I think I know what it is

I'm not afraid to die
I'm not afraid to live
And when I'm flat on my back
I hope to feel like I did

And hardness
It sets in
You need some protection
The thinner the skin

I don't have to do ANYTHING! It's filthy as it is!!! Bono is a total perv!

*Hmph!*


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Gotta feel so guilty,
Got so much for so little...
 
I've always liked inserting Adam into "Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car."

He certainly fits well there, as well as other places.

You're a precious stone
You're out on your own
You know everyone in the world
But you feel alone

[Describes him perfectly: handsome, well-known, lonely...he NEEDS me]

Daddy won't let you weep
Daddy won't let you ache
Daddy gives you as much as you can take

[Adam is my Daddy]

A-ha sha-la, a-ha sha-la
Daddy's gonna pay for your crashed car


A little uptight
You're a baby's fist
Butterfly kisses up and down your wrist
When you see Adam coming
You're licking your lip
Nails bitten down to the quick

[oh good gravy!]

A-ha sha-la, a-ha sha-la
Daddy's gonna pay for your crashed car
Daddy's gonna pay for your crashed car


You've got a head full of traffic
You're a siren's song
You cry for mama
And daddy's right along
He gives you the keys to a flamin' car
Daddy's with you wherever you are
Daddy's a comfort
Daddy's your best friend
Daddy'll hold your hand right up to the end

[it doesn't have to end]

A-ha sha-la, a-ha sha-la
Daddy's gonna pay for your crashed car
Daddy's gonna pay for your crashed car


Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday's alright...
[Repeat and fade until end]

[somewhere in the background edge sings "give her your pants/she needs the pants]
 
Now, I realize I did not change more than maybe *one* word in the whole song. I know that...but the imagery provided by that leather-clad-lead-singing-poet just gets me going because I just KNOW he is talking about the bass player. How could he be talking about anyone else? It's just NOT POSSIBLE.

so yes, not very creative compared to the other masterpieces.

but definitely worth a few moments of deliciously dirty thoughts.
 
OMG, alreadygone!

Bono IS filthy! Thanks for bastardizing that song...now I'll never be able to listen to that song without thinking dirty thoughts

That's the beauty of PLEBA...everything becomes a dirty thought after a visit here...maybe I should take some time off, but then again, I don't think I would be able to kick the habit!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.
 
Die habit die!

No don't...this is a habit that makes me EXTREMELY happy! I'm too young to die!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.
 
Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:

You and I, mesh like pie
I LOVE pastry similies.



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by hippyactress:
OMG, alreadygone!

Bono IS filthy!
*has her sponge bath tools ready*

THE FIRST ANNUAL PLEBA HOSE-DOWN HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED FOR TODAY!!!!!! WOO!!!!!
It was supposed to be months ago!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Yay PLEBA spongedown!!!!!!

Puts on b-day suit and waits for Bono, Larry, Adam, and Edge to show up...

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.
 
this is so fabulous!!!

*bump* *grind*

(extra *grind*ing goin' on in THIS thread!!)

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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"
 
Wow. It took me long enough to get to this thread! I used to make up words to U2 songs all the time, but not about the guys. They were usually about my animals.
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I might have to try it again... You guys are very talented!

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam
 
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