NBA 2019, Finals & Beyond

[Headache in a Suitcase]

When is he ever sober?

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Seldom do I ever hear his name and not think “Foster’s.”

 

[cobl04]

So the fucking so-called US Dream Team can't even fucking beat Australia

WITHOUT Ben Simmons and WITHOUT Kyrie you wouldn't have fucking come close with those two in.

I've been fucking telling you losers for years the Australian core of Delly, Patty, Ingles, Baynes, Goulding, Bogut is superior to the US.

NBA is no longer the competition it once was. US running scared and they will be lucky to equal their Bronze at Athens 2004 next year.

 

[Diemen]

NBA 2019, Finals & Beyond

Lol. Never change, cobbler.

 

[phanan]

That was worth the wait.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

There it is!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm sure missing any of the players listed below, who have pulled.out this summer because they don't want to play in back to back summers, would have zero impact on splitting a two game series against Australia.

Anthony Davis
James Harden
Eric Gordon
C.J. McCollum.
Bradley Beal
Damian Lillard
Tobias Harris
Zion Williamson,
Kevin Love
Paul Millsap
LeBron James
Kevin Durant
Stephen Curry
Kawhi Leonard
Russell Westbrook
Klay Thompson
Draymond Green
Blake Griffin
Paul George

Oh, and as for Kyrie?

Good win, tho. Good for Delly.

 

[cobl04]

who have pulled.out this summer because they're shit scared they will ruin their reputations by losing to a superior team

fixed it for you

 

[Diemen]

He's right, guys. Durant, Curry, Harden, James, Leonard et al ain't got shit on Delly and Bogut.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I have no argument for that.

Meanwhile the Celtics +the guy who replaced another Celtic in Utah are beating Canada by 20

 

[DaveC]

france just beat the US team by 10 in the actual tournament and not by just 4 in an exhibition game, so surely by the power of cobbler logic we can all agree that this means that france is obviously a much better team than australia.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

And, like, light years better than Canada.


I love Pop, and this team's construction was obviously a joke and not reflective whatsoever of the actual ability of USA Basketball, but he let Rudy Gobert absolutely dismantle this squad and never once thought to toss Brook Lopez out there to at least try and slow him down.

That Ntilikina had a great game also makes me laugh.

 

[DaveC]

team france is better than team canada at basketball.

pikachuface.jpg

remember you heard it here first, folks.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1171869984320053248


here we have an admitted rapist putting a 7th grade girl on blast for going to a dance recital instead of an aau tournament.

 

[Hewson]

12 yr old girl chooses dance over basketball, shocking.

At least we know retirement hasn't made Kobe any less of an ass.

 

[DaveC]

this is way better than it has any right being:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3S8x6LJRfP/

 

[Hewson]

Gotta get pumped for these big preseason matchups!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The Knicks have 12 power forwards

 

[Hewson]

Powerful

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Indeed.

And they all love China

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I still can't believe the Knicks gave up Porzingis for a box of donuts

 

[Hewson]

Hopefully they at least got some fancy donuts with sprinkles and stuff, not just plain and powdered sugar.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

They got Bobby Portis, Marcus Morris and Taj Gibson.

 

[Hewson]

You have to hope the Mavs suck balls next year and that unprotected 2021 pick is a high lottery pick.

The Knicks are always just 2 or 3 years away....

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You have to hope the Mavs suck balls next year and that unprotected 2021 pick is a high lottery pick.

The Knicks are always just 2 or 3 years away....

You forget, I'm a Wizards fan now

 

[Hewson]

You forget, I'm a Wizards fan now

So all hope is truly lost.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

So all hope is truly lost.

Basically

 

[iron yuppie]

Locked under John Wall's contract forever.

 

[namkcuR]

Ditching the Knicks to be a Wizards fan these last few years is like escaping the Titanic on a lifeboat only to have the lifeboat hit an iceberg too.

But then, I'm a Bulls fan. The last few years have been pretty shitty for them too.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Dolan doesn't pay me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯