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Ernie aka Boner Vox 1 8.33%
The Bank of America Guy 3 25.00%
Yes 3 25.00%
They're both incredible. 5 41.67%
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Old 05-28-2009, 05:32 PM   #1
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Ernie vs. the Bank of America Guy

Two men enter. One man leaves.

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:40 PM   #2
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Wow. Ernie's got glowing keyboard keys now!

But BOFA dude's still got Bank One...on the run.

Also, I think Ernie might win just because everyone from PHEBH is going to see the words "Mini-Hedge" and lustfully ignore everything else.
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Old 05-28-2009, 05:41 PM   #3
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Wow. Ernie's got glowing keyboard keys now!
He can afford some nice gear with all the money he saves on sleeves.
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Old 05-28-2009, 05:47 PM   #4
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Both of their versions are superior to the original Shuttlecock recordings. I had to go with "Both incredible."
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Too bad BOFA didn't add the "Hear us saving cash, margin call, got your money, stored up in the vault..." part at the end.
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He can afford some nice gear with all the money he saves on sleeves.


Awesome.
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Too bad BOFA didn't add the "Hear us saving cash, margin call, got your money, stored up in the vault..." part at the end.
It's becoming increasingly rare in his setlist.
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Old 05-30-2009, 04:33 PM   #8
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Only one inspired this:

YouTube - Johnny Marr & David Cross - One - Bank of America Cover
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Old 05-31-2009, 01:35 PM   #9
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I wonder what Michelle Shepherd thinks about all this. Someone email her.
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mini edge appears as if he has to pee, and i would bet money that ernie uses that same seat to wack off on skype.

incredible magnificent, even.
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I don't think he has to pee. It seems to me he's just trying to suppress the urges Ernie's powerful and palpable sexual energy causes. Look at the little tuft of hair coming out from the hat. Talk about a panty dropper. There is absolutely no way this guy doesn't drown in muff.

And if you ever wanted to hear an uncommonly besleeved Ernie take a tab at scat (settle down, GAF), look no further:

Shuttlecock's "Party Cock" by Mini Hedge and Ernie
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Hmph. I always thought it was Birdie Girl.

Also, you should have issued GAF a second warning re: the drummer. Anyone else find something weird about some dude in (I'm guessing) his late 20's/early 30's hanging out with some high school kid and a pre-pubescent girl?

I know Ernie might still come off a little cheesy without the goatee, but the douche level would certainly drop. And I say this as a supporter (and sporter) of facial hair.
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Hmph. I always thought it was Birdie Girl.
I don't know if we ever established it. I like yours more.

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Anyone else find something weird about some dude in (I'm guessing) his late 20's/early 30's hanging out with some high school kid and a pre-pubescent girl?
Of course I do, but I think it's been established by now that he's a fairly unorthodox guy, one who plays by his own rules, if you will. I'd certainly love to hear how they found each other. Sort of like a Mini-Hedge Origins: Ernie situation. Maybe on their next video.

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I know Ernie might still come off a little cheesy without the goatee, but the douche level would certainly drop. And I say this as a supporter (and sporter) of facial hair.
Seconded on all counts, although I do think the tuft of hair poking out of the hat in the "Magnificock" video is an iconic image. But his goatee certainly is his most defining and recognizable trait (almost his equivalent of Hedge's hats or Boner's glasses), and without it we wouldn't have photographs such as this:



Still sleeveless after all these years.

Anyway, 2:55 to 3:02 of the "Birdie Girl/Party Cock" video is absolutely killer. Vintage Ernie!
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Ernie has won. Case closed. This video did it. Consider it somewhat like that tape from The Ring:

Cash in hand at lowered rates, in a cheap hotel she makes her wage
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You know, I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that Ernie posts on this site.
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