IO: critical analyses here

[No spoken words]

Elfa, he needs a squadron of assistants....

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You get the job automatically if LMP doesn't want to do it, so be ready.

so I'm like... a stand in?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What about Justin?

OOOOH OHHHHH!! MEEE PLEASE. MEEE!!!

 

[LemonMelon]

so I'm like... a stand in?

For now, yes. You still get paid 1.20 interference points an hour and a sandwich until then, however.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Elfa, he needs a squadron of assistants....

a cadre sounds better...

 

[LemonMelon]

OOOOH OHHHHH!! MEEE PLEASE. MEEE!!!

I want Lance to stumble in here.

 

[JanuaryStar]

You guys are getting way too much fun out of this

 

[No spoken words]

a cadre sounds better...

Agreed.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I want Lance to stumble in here.

oh my god

I wish XXKitten was still here

 

[phillyfan26]

You guys are getting way too much fun out of this

As of right now, it's all potential fun.

 

[JanuaryStar]

As of right now, it's all potential fun.

Correction: potential fun.

 

[LemonMelon]

You guys are getting way too much fun out of this

Ahem. Correct; this is some serious shit right here. Only for the qualified.

 

[No spoken words]

oh my god

I wish XXKitten was still here

I'd have to insist on handling that one.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, anyone want to critique me?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

form an orderly queue people...

 

[LemonMelon]

*slaps down 100 interference points, plus a 20 point incentive*

 

[phillyfan26]

I'd have to insist on handling that one.

I'll spot 100 to read this.

 

[UberBeaver]

*slaps down 100 interference points, plus a 20 point incentive*

Not a bad poster but has an awful rating system. 4.2/10.

 

[LemonMelon]

Not a bad poster but has an awful rating system. 4.2/10.

You are not authorized personnel. The 100 is still on the table.

 

[JanuaryStar]

I think I'm gonna leave this thread for just now

 

[LemonMelon]

Beav is scaring away our customers.

 

[phillyfan26]

*slaps down 100 interference points, plus a 20 point incentive*

Well-rounded poster with a good music knowledge background. Roots for the Skins. Uses logic when necessary. Uses humor, even when not necessary. Shares a healthy hatred of Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, and even superslapped that ho (reviwed Soulja Boy's album poorly in the language of Soulja Boy.) Rated me a 7.9, which means he automatically has to be lower.

7.89/10

 

[LemonMelon]

Well-rounded poster with a good music knowledge background. Roots for the Skins. Uses logic when necessary. Uses humor, even when not necessary. Shares a healthy hatred of Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, and even superslapped that ho (reviwed Soulja Boy's album poorly in the language of Soulja Boy.) Rated me a 7.9, which means he automatically has to be lower.

7.89/10

Bitchin. Good work. Now kick Beav out of here.

 

[No spoken words]

You are not authorized personnel. The 100 is still on the table.

LemonMelon is a dedicated poster who seems to derive much pleasure from the site. Many people seem to enjoy his posts, which confounds those with more discerng tastes. His love for the Redskins would be admirable if he did not rip his own team each and every week, occasionally admitting to not even wanting to watch them play anymore. One senses a secret cruch on Daniel Snyder at work, but that's for another post. Changes avatars as often as Uberbeaver needs to change his Depends, which is a little too often. Also, his photos indicate that he's about 7 years old. Though, earns points for starting this thread.

7.8

 

[phillyfan26]

Uberbeaver

Pros: Humorous poster. Well knowledged in music. Excellent with grammar. Fights with NSW, hilarity ensues.

Cons: Posts on a forum of a band he doesn't listen to. Has no life. Lives in New York. Destroyed my first couch.

10/10 - 3 points for couch and lack of life = 7/10

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm holding the keys to the Canadiens critique, which is like the freaking corvette of the business, and both of you did an admirable job. Definitely plenty to ponder...

 

[phillyfan26]

Also, his photos indicate that he's about 7 years old.

7.8

Alas, why my photograph remains unposted.

 

[UberBeaver]

You are not authorized personnel. The 100 is still on the table.

But I have all the Points!

 

[No spoken words]

PFan and I arrived at basically the same overall rating. Interesting.

 

[LemonMelon]

Alas, why my photograph remains unposted.