Dumb things you do but should not do list

[Cleasai]

< STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Never EVER EVER EVER ask someone " when is your baby due"? Did it yesterday, my friends Bbq, it was her cousin. oops she wasnt pregnant. Boy did I feel like shite! I pulled a total Larry David ( curb your enthusiasm) and paused in silence and I said "chip"?
(offering her chips and dip, lol, curb fans will get it

Ouch

 

[Laura M]

< STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Never EVER EVER EVER ask someone " when is your baby due"? Did it yesterday, my friends Bbq, it was her cousin. oops she wasnt pregnant. Boy did I feel like shite! I pulled a total Larry David ( curb your enthusiasm) and paused in silence and I said "chip"?
(offering her chips and dip, lol, curb fans will get it

Whoooops. I know someone who once told a colleague that it was obvious she was pregnant. She wasn't. His girlfriend made him buy the girl a huge bunch of flowers.

 

[mad1]

I figured with pregnancy the bump is a certain way, you should get to know bump shape first before opening gob!

 

[trinx]

Procrastinate. Especially studying for my exams...
Having my cellphone near when I'm drunk. It's ALWAYS a mistake.
Cursing. Damn.
Being a smartass.
Hating anyone who wakes me up, even though I asked him/her to do it.

 

[UberBeaver]

Love that.



I stay up too late on days I need to get up early.

 

[floweravalanche]

Put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge

To many electrical thing plug in one socket

To many electrical chords close to one each another

 

[Zoobaby14]

Put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge

I thought it was just me who did things like that.

I dance around the shopping centre thinking no one knows me, no doubt I run into someone I know.

I leave my assignments to the day the are due. Then freak out and do a horrible assignment or don't go to class.

Yell at objects in public places.

Have a conversation with myself, or say what im thinking out loud while daydreaming.

 

[trinx]

I dance around the shopping centre thinking no one knows me, no doubt I run into someone I know.

I like to run around with my shopping trolley. Wheee.

 

[Liesje]

- pick (scabs, sunburn, etc)
- drink too much soda
- post on here when I have a to-do scroll waiting...

 

[U2Girl1978]

< STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Never EVER EVER EVER ask someone " when is your baby due"? Did it yesterday, my friends Bbq, it was her cousin. oops she wasnt pregnant. Boy did I feel like shite! I pulled a total Larry David ( curb your enthusiasm) and paused in silence and I said "chip"?
(offering her chips and dip, lol, curb fans will get it

Some lady congratulated me the other day and asked me when I was due. She was saying how everyone she knows is pregnant. I told her I wasn't pregnant. And she mumbled something and walked away.

 

[Cleasai]

That sucks! She must have been on crack because you don't look it at all

 

[the tourist]

Crack my knuckles. All the time.

 

[lauramullen]

I do that a lot too.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

1. Procrastination. You name it, I can ignore it....studying, assignments, cleaning....
2. Stress out about things that are imminently due.
3. Chat and surf waaaay more than I should.
4. Stay up far too late...
5. Utterly fail at staying in touch with people, even close friends.
6. I sing along to songs....in public.
7. I use "..." a lot. I can't seem to help myself.
8. I don't backup my files
9. Oh, and I crack. Everything. A lot.
10. Ever allowed myself to associate with NSW.

I pull faces and carry on at people when they're not looking. Like last weekend, for example, I was paying the husband's soccer game fee and the bitchy manager snatched the money and stalked off with the shits about something so I pulled faces at her behind her retreating back. I'm incredibly mature. I also patronise people. Like, all the time. My SIL loves to state the obvious, so I love to be dumbfounded back at her. It's my very grown up way of saying, "thanks, captain goddamn obvious!"

Awesome
You're my kind of peoples.

< STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Never EVER EVER EVER ask someone " when is your baby due"? Did it yesterday, my friends Bbq, it was her cousin. oops she wasnt pregnant. Boy did I feel like shite! I pulled a total Larry David ( curb your enthusiasm) and paused in silence and I said "chip"?
(offering her chips and dip, lol, curb fans will get it

Oopsie

(still funny tho )

 

[No spoken words]

1. Communicate with Brightest Star
2. Correct people's grammar mistakes

Your my kind of peoples.

You meant "you're"

 

[~BrightestStar~]

What if one day you learn I scatter mistakes throughout my posts simply for your benefit?


If you misspell it, NSW will come.

 

[nielsgov]

1. Get mad at somebody for no reason at all.
2. Being lazy.
3. Being deaf when I'm busy with something.

 

[mad1]

one major dumb thing I do is look at guys!

guys I find hot!

 

[UberBeaver]

I spend more time worrying about the fall of America than I do worrying about the coming robot domination: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/science/26robot.html?partner=rss&emc=rss