The Slow Loris
War Child
To answer the question posed in the subject of this thread, we must go to The Most Interesting Man in the World. I believe his answer on "Rollerblading" can be used to provide the insight we are looking for:
Dos Equis: most interesting man in the world on rollerblading - YouTube
Dos Equis: most interesting man in the world on rollerblading - YouTube