Clean Sweep #2: It's A Musical Journey

[Axver]

is lazarus another band or an album i don't have?

Lazarus is track three on Deadwing. The best track. Absolutely gorgeous song.

 

[Varitek]

I don't know quite what I'm meant to say to this.

And I don't know why you guys keep teasing me about the fact I can cook!

See, play this up and play the wanting-to-throw-stuff-at-clevage thing down and you might do a little better.

 

[the tourist]

I don't know quite what I'm meant to say to this.

And I don't know why you guys keep teasing me about the fact I can cook!

It wasn't teasing. Who wouldn't want to plant their face between a couple of knockers and root around for chocolate?

 

[coolian2]

Difference between Ian and I: I'm oblivious; he's obnoxious.

That's not true.

I choose to be oblivious but have a tendency to be a smartarse.

 

[mysterious_jen]

of course

i swear i work in the weirdest department...one of these two girls has flashed me, at work, because i gave her $1. then these two girls drew me a picture saying how nice my boobs are. i put the drawing up at my desk and my boss hasn't said a word about it being inappropriate. wonder why

looking for a job i need a secretary ?

 

[Axver]

I am sooooo tempted to link to 2 girls 1 cup.

I've heard this mentioned but I have no idea what it is. And I suspect I don't want to know either. So I don't know why I'm posting, except to be a postwhore and to revel in blissful ignorance. Please don't gross me out.

 

[liamcool]

It wasn't teasing. Who wouldn't want to plant their face between a couple of knockers and root around for chocolate?

I do it all the time. It's fun.

 

[the tourist]

Lazarus is track three on Deadwing. The best track. Absolutely gorgeous song.

The song that made me take a second listen.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Who wouldn't want to ... root ...?

i think he'd rather do this

 

[Varitek]

Lazarus is track three on Deadwing. The best track. Absolutely gorgeous song.

I like the music so far...don't know why you think I should like the singing when it's irritating.

i'm still on the first song. this stuff lasts forever.

 

[mysterious_jen]

axver i love that you can cook!!!!!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

looking for a job i need a secretary ?

yes

 

[the tourist]

I do it all the time. It's fun.

Good man.

 

[Axver]

See, play this up and play the wanting-to-throw-stuff-at-clevage thing down and you might do a little better.

Hey, I've never talked about cleavages before and you're the one who dragged me into the discussion with something that sounded funny. It's all your fault. Stop corrupting me.

 

[coolian2]

I haven't said anything in a while

 

[Varitek]

It wasn't teasing. Who wouldn't want to plant their face between a couple of knockers and root around for chocolate?

There is a much more desireable way to present this to a lady. That does not involve words that connote a rodent looking for shiney objects to nest with.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Hey, I've never talked about cleavages before and you're the one who dragged me into the discussion with something that sounded funny. It's all your fault. Stop corrupting me.

you need corrupting!

 

[the tourist]

i think he'd rather do this

Ahhh, the sportsman's decline and fall. Poor Axver.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I haven't said anything in a while

post more

 

[mysterious_jen]

I've heard this mentioned but I have no idea what it is. And I suspect I don't want to know either. So I don't know why I'm posting, except to be a postwhore and to revel in blissful ignorance. Please don't gross me out.

its ummm unique

 

[liamcool]

Good man.

Admittedly, my girl's boobs are slightly smaller than I'd like, but eh, I wub her.

 

[Axver]

axver i love that you can cook!!!!!

Yay!

Tourist, however, is probably just jealous because 2 minute noodles are the extent of his talent!

PS Is this the first time I've used non-sarcastically? Probably. I feel weird not using it sarcastically. It just looks so sarcastic and full of shit.

 

[Varitek]

Difference between Ian and I: I'm oblivious; he's obnoxious.

i got 45d on this and didnt even realize it because i'd changed the tab...

shallow's ok

 

[the tourist]

There is a much more desireable way to present this to a lady. That does not involve words that connote a rodent looking for shiney objects to nest with.

But this is interference. He probably won't find a lady here. So we can be vulgar in our terminology.

 

[coolian2]

There is a much more desireable way to present this to a lady. That does not involve words that connote a rodent looking for shiney objects to nest with.

"Hey, honey. You know what might be a laugh...."

 

[Axver]

Admittedly, my girl's boobs are slightly smaller than I'd like, but eh, I wub her.

I am totally printing this off and posting it to her.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Ahhh, the sportsman's decline and fall. Poor Axver.

hmm? oh i think he'll know what i mean

if he reads it, that is

 

[Varitek]

Please no, i ate earlier.

Have you seen the spoof with 2 guys and the cup of melting chocolate soft serve?

That should give Axver enough of an idea of what it's about.

 

[the tourist]

Tourist, however, is probably just jealous because 2 minute noodles are the extent of his talent!

I bake a mean fucking ham and potatoes dinner. And breakfast food.

 

[mysterious_jen]

But this is interference. He probably won't find a lady here. So we can be vulgar in our terminology.

and if anyone wants to look around for choclate in my cleavage with their mouth blindfolded and bound i don't mind a bit.